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Corrupt A Wish
Topic Started: Mar 29 2017, 05:36 AM (296 Views)
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It's pretty simple, someone makes a wish, and you grant it, but ruin it at the same time.

ex:
Jerry: "I wish i had a car."
Larry: "Granted but the car is on empty and there is no gas station for 100 miles. I wish I had a clown suit."
Jerry: "Granted but the suit is full of knives and you put it on and die from bleeding. I wish I had..."

etc,etc,etc

I wish this sentence was false.
Remember this game?

Yeah, let's have it here too!

I wish that this wish wasn't granted
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The Flames of War shall burn anew...
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Granted, but it wasn't granted.

I wish I could have that custom title again.
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khaozz
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Granted, but you only have it for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds.

I wish for more chaos.
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Granted, but it is all transfered into you and you become insane

I wish for a potato
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PageEmperor
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granted, and it's expired

i wish to stay at home and relax every day
one day, this dude named Page went online caz he was free,

and so he stumbled onto this magical place god knows why,

and so he exists here nao.

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yo im here to do sum shiet somebady help
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Granted, but you got to relaxed and you couldn't move.

I wish I found some buried treasure.
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Name: Tilia, Drunky McFloppy
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage


EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
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Sp00py Ghosts

Granted but it's cursed!

I wish for a real life meme van
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khaozz
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Nein Nine faces of Chaos
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SML6
Mar 29 2017, 08:02 AM
Granted, but it is all transfered into you and you become insane

I wish for a potato
Joke's on you, I'm already insane!

Granted, but you're not invited.

I wish everyone's postcount was at either 69, 420, or 9001.
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The Flames of War shall burn anew...
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Granted, but the forum dies because no one wants to change it.

I wish everyone here was a meme.
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Granted,but you become one too.

I wish my back pain would get better.
MEME
Also I live in the Nuzlocke Forums,and get carried there with the mode of transportation known as the meme van.
Yessss!

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Tapu Lele
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Granted, but the pain went straight to your legs and disable you to walk.

I wish I live in space and be be able to breathe.
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Name: Tilia, Drunky McFloppy
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage


EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
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SnackySandslash
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what the heg
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Granted, but you can't survive going through atmospheres, so you don't have any food.

I wish I could have a time machine.
They won't stop us. We will beat them with memes.

meme


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Yaks
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Shitpost Warrior
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Granted but it's broken and only sends you forward in your own time, and you end up as old man!

I wish for many Yaks
I love yaks 4ever!
too large. keep it spoilered!
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Granted but they're all corpses

I wish this guy would stop posting about yaks holy shit
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PageEmperor
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Granted. He then starts talking endlessly about another creature and everyone will get sick of that as well.

I wish that I could have a whole day off to watch videos.
one day, this dude named Page went online caz he was free,

and so he stumbled onto this magical place god knows why,

and so he exists here nao.

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yo im here to do sum shiet somebady help
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creug
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IDC
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Granted. Now you're dismissed from school/work.

I wish I got two boxes of chocolates instead of one. *yummy*
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Papa John's
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Better Pizza. Better Ingredients. Papa John's
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Granted, but they're all melted.

I wish for a delicious Papa John's pizza!
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khaozz
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Granted. It's so delicious, you don't even notice the cyanide that was hidden inside the slice you just ate. Have a nice death!

I wish I could actually sleep at least 8 hours.
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SnackySandslash
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what the heg
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Granted. You sleep through the burglars coming to your house and stealing all of your things.

I wish I could make good ROM hacks.
They won't stop us. We will beat them with memes.

meme


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creug
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Granted. But they are not popular and nobody plays it. Then you get depressed and cut your ear. mwahaha

I wish I could have some beer right now

(3 am here, it's forbidden to buy after 10 pm and shops are closed anyway)
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