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Corrupt A Wish
Topic Started: Mar 29 2017, 05:36 AM (297 Views)
Tapu Lele
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Guardian Deity of Akala
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Granted, but it was a stolen beer from another country and you get arrested.

I wish I could pressure myself to do the things I want to do on the computer.
Edited by Tapu Lele, Apr 3 2017, 11:00 PM.
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Name: Tilia, Drunky McFloppy
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage


EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
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PageEmperor
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Granted, and then you accidentally downloaded a virus that deletes some of your files

I wish I could find things by thinking
one day, this dude named Page went online caz he was free,

and so he stumbled onto this magical place god knows why,

and so he exists here nao.

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yo im here to do sum shiet somebady help
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Yaks
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Granted but then you think about something you don't want, and find it

I wish I have a Bouncy Castle with a Yak on
I love yaks 4ever!
too large. keep it spoilered!
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Mewtwo
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peck
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Granted, but it's actually a very detailed miniature.

I wish the initial 17,000 thread would be reopened.
According to all known rules of the Will the nearest mod please tell this user to not mention these guys k thankslocke Forums, there is no way the 17,000 Posts Challenge should be able to succeed.
Its rule-breaking concept and shitposting nature are too volatile to get the topic off the ground.
The 17,000 Posts Challenge, of course, will succeed anyway. Because we at the Meme Van don't care what the world thinks is impossible.
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Phoenix
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
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Granted, but everyone who posts in it is banned immediately

I wish for a bad thing to happen to me
Edited by Phoenix, Apr 4 2017, 07:45 AM.
You like to spam unfunny memes?

I, too, like to live... dangerously
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Yaks
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Okay, you get a Yak landinng on you
I love yaks 4ever!
too large. keep it spoilered!
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SML6
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[ ERROR 404: WISH NOT FOUND ]

I wish that the previous poster made a wish
Edited by SML6, Apr 4 2017, 08:30 AM.
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Mewtwo
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peck
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Granted but it's about yaks.

I wish to be able to contribute positively to this forum.
According to all known rules of the Will the nearest mod please tell this user to not mention these guys k thankslocke Forums, there is no way the 17,000 Posts Challenge should be able to succeed.
Its rule-breaking concept and shitposting nature are too volatile to get the topic off the ground.
The 17,000 Posts Challenge, of course, will succeed anyway. Because we at the Meme Van don't care what the world thinks is impossible.
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YamiX
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Granted, but you're banned for not shitposting

I wish for the guitar in my avatar that works and is exactly like the real thing
Edited by YamiX, Apr 4 2017, 03:13 PM.
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creug
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IDC
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Granted. But you don't have five pennies. ;)

I wish I lose my memory and enjoy Pogemans games like the first time.
INFO?
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SnackySandslash
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Granted, but you also forget about the NuzForums and, by extension, this place.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.
They won't stop us. We will beat them with memes.

meme


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Woffleshrek
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Highly related to waffles and Shrek.
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Granted. However, now you can never sleep no matter how hard you try and your body deteriorates because it never rests.

I wish I could make better grades.
Edited by Woffleshrek, Apr 10 2017, 09:24 PM.
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YamiX
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Granted, but because you get 100% in everything you're accused of cheating on your exams and thus you get expelled

I wish I could change my username to Yamitato
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Tapu Lele
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Granted, but the admin made it where you could never change your username ever again.

I wish I could go back in time and try to prevent myself from mistakes I did. (I know a bit generic)
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Name: Tilia, Drunky McFloppy
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage


EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
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creug
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IDC
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Granted. But it created the paradox and the universe went boom boom.

I wish I hadn't gained 30 extra kilos. (65 lbs?)
INFO?
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deusprobatur02
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Granted, but you instead lose another 30 kilos on top of that.

I wish I was a speedrunner of Super Metroid
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SML6
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Sp00py Ghosts

Granted, but you aren't a good speedrunner

I wish these Obi-Wan memes would stop! They've spread to here too!
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creug
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IDC
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Granted. But it turns out that

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I wish the force may be with me.
INFO?
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khaozz
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Nein Nine faces of Chaos
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Granted. The force may be with you, but it isn't there 100% of the time, and it only shows up when you don't need it.

I wish there were more chaos everywhere.
A beautiful and heartwarming quote
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Yaks
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Okay, now your head is chaos and you can't enjoy all the chaos, because you are Distrcted

I wish that I knew how to bake a Cake
I love yaks 4ever!
too large. keep it spoilered!
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