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The Suite Life of Anakin and Kenobi; '''the prequels are like suck man''
Topic Started: Apr 17 2017, 05:03 PM (171 Views)
Deku
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insert theme song

episode 1: anakin runs in mace windu's motherfucking lobby

Kenobi: i will advise against running in mace windu's lobby my apprentice

Anakn: fuck you you're not my dad

Kenobi: i beg to differ



L A T E R



Mace Windu: no running 'n my mothafuckin' lobby

Anakin: hey look a twi'lek nudist

Mace Windu: b o n n e r

Anakin: now's my chance

Anakin: im fast as fuck boii

Mace Windu: WHO DOING THAT TIPPY TAPPY RUNNING IN MY MOTHERFUCKING LOBBY

Anakin: it was jar jar

Jar Jar: You mere, puny Jedi shall meet your maker. The ancient Je'daii felt it, now you will feel the same, I have been waiting my entire life for thi-

George Lucas aka Jesus Christ our Messiah: shut the fuck up you wanker

*george and jar jar then begin to duel, ending in the destruction of twenty sextillion beings across the galaxy*

Anakin: well master I ran in mace windu's lobby

Kenobi: good for you, now go fantasize about padmé

Anakin: yes mast-

Mace Windu: WHO SAID THEY WAS RUNNING IN MY MOTHERFUCKING LOBBY

Anakin: shit

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and so he stumbled onto this magical place god knows why,

and so he exists here nao.

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That one guy who thinks he's a good fighter but dies in ep1
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*loses all faith in the human race*
You fucking asked for it


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episode 2: yoda fucks dooku over

Yoda: hey dooku

Dooku: yes

Yoda: new name, duke is

Duke: i'm quitting reactions

Anakin: holy shit it's count duke

Plo Koon: fucking get his elderly ass

Duke: how you do dat aw shit i'm dead

RIP count duke

1452 - 2005

no one really gave two shits about him



L A T E R



Kenobi: jumps down
Hello there


General Grevious: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacfhhfcggdgdg

Kenobi: nevermind then

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That one guy who thinks he's a good fighter but dies in ep1
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yay prequel memes

*loses all faith in everything*
Edited by Rusty Archive of Knowledge, Apr 18 2017, 07:13 AM.
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aw shit nevermind
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insert theme song

episode 3: training to beat up django jenga banjo and kazooie jango fett

Kenobi: we must train so we can beat up jango fett

Anakin: 'k


Training Montage(for like 3 seconds)

Yoda: hey anakin

Anakin: ya

Yoda: jedi master you are, now

Anakin: gasps really???

Mace Windu: lmao no 'cuz you ran in my fuckin' lobby

Anakin: this is preposterous you fucking n-

Obi-Wan: holy shit anakin calm the fuck down

Kit Fisto: yeah that's too far skyman

Anakin: shut up you fucking hentai

Obi-Wan: what

Shaak Ti: what

Plo Koon: what

Darth Plagueis the Wise: what

The Senate: t r e a s o n

Jango Fett: what

anakin throws his lightsaber into jango's chest, he ded

Ki Adi Mundi: good job asshole

Anakin: can i be a jedi master now

Mace Windu: no

Anakin: don't come to the jedi temple tomorrow


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You like to spam unfunny memes?

I, too, like to live... dangerously
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insert edgy theme song

episode 3: anakin fucking kills everyone

Padawan 1: hey why are the fuckign clones coming to us

Padawan 2: lol idk

Cin Drallig: quick you little shits, get into the chopper

Padawan 2: lmao totally posting this

Padawan 3: dude want a blunt

Cin Drallig: holy shit anakin speed the fuck up

a n d h e d i d

Anakin: holy shit these guys weak af

???: anakin... anakin..

Anakin: who dat

???: go to mustafar anakin..

Anakin: 'k

Later At Mustafar

Anakin: gee, it sure is boring around here

Obi-Wan: it's over anakin

Anakin: what did you say

Obi-Wan: your mom

Anakin: jumps to kenobi

Obi-Wan: chops him like the bitch he is

Anakin: aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this

Obi-Wan:
Spoiler: click to toggle



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episode 3.5: my ni🅱🅱as get the death star plans

Jyn Erso: sup guys

Cassian: lmao idk wassup with you

K2-SO: *funny quip*

Darth Vader: you fiends shall be perished

they all die

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episode 4: kenobi fucking dies

Obi-Wan: luke?

Luke: yeah

Obi-Wan: take this fucking glow stick luke

Obi-Wan: take great precaution, as we are going to mos eisley

Later At Mos Eisely

Han Solo: yeah sure I'll drive you in my space bird

Chewbacca: euuuhhjjshgg

they go to the death star and rescue the princess

Leia: 'sup

Obi-Wan: Vader.

Darth Vader: i see you are back, my old friend.

swoosh x2

Darth Vader: When I was gone you were the master, but it seems now I am the master.

Obi-Wan: If you strike me dow-

uh oh vader killt kenbi

Luke: ben!

they leave the death star but then come back to blow the fucker up

Spooky Obi-Wan: use the force luke

Luke: alright i'll use my galactica nuke

Spooky Obi-Wan: wait what n-

KA-BLAMSTAR

Luke: i did it

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eventually nobody cared about original trilogy memes so deku decided to go back to the prequel trilogy
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Ooh, make one about The Force Awakens.
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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise that he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise that he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise that he could use the Force to influence the gene-ralkenobito create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise that he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise that he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

Find the difference.
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