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The Suite Life of Anakin and Kenobi; '''the prequels are like suck man''
Topic Started: Apr 17 2017, 05:03 PM (170 Views)
Woffleshrek
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Highly related to waffles and Shrek.
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IT'S THE THIRD ONE

WHERE'S THE NEXT EPISODE

IS THIS LORE
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Deku
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insert theme song

Episode 6: Return of the Shitpost

Luke: I know there's still memes in you, father. I sense it.

Darth Vader: You sense nothing more than yourself. We mustn't dally, the Emperor does not like to be kept waiting.

Later

Emperor: You are the Skywalker child, aren't you? I can sense your memey power in your veins.

Luke: You won't get away with this. The Meme Van was destroyed because of your treachery!

Emperor: cackle Good, let out your anger, and strike me down with it!

Luke: Oh, I will. grabs lightsaber, ignites and swings towards the Emperor

Darth Vader: Not so fast, young one. blocks his attack

they ensue in an epic battle. Luke swinging his hardest and trying to see when he could strike at Vader's suit, and Vader, despite holding back, trying to make sure his arm wasn't cut off. Eventually, Luke backed Vader into a corner, swinging wildly, trying to break Vader's defenses. He cut off his cyborg arm with the final hit.

Emperor: Good... good. Now strike him down and join me as my next meme-prentice!

Luke: ...Never. I'll never join you.

Emperor: Then you will die.

the Emperor fired searing hot bolts of lightning at Luke's body, malfunctioning his robotic hand and semi-paralyzing him for a time. Vader got up out of his spot on the floor and stood next to his Master. Luke's screams and pleads of mercy from the Emperor echoed within Vader's mind. He noticed the Emperor was too focused on killing the Knight that he hardly noticed he was there. Vader, with all his strength left, picked up the Emperor, who was now screaming, and carried him over the the reactor shaft. All the while, the Emperor was electrocuting him with his Meme Lightning. Vader slugged the Emperor into the pit, where he exploded with Meme energy, which fizzed all around them. Vader slouched to the ground, while Luke got up to go over to him.

Luke: Father.. are you alright? he asked, while taking him over to the nearest Imemeprial Shuttle.

Vader: Luke... help me take this mask off so I can see you with my eyes..

Luke took off Vader's mask, which revealed the face of Anakin Skywalker.

Luke: Father, I need to save you. Come on, we haven't much time.

Anakin: Luke.. you already have.. tell your sister.. you were right about me..

Luke: Father.. Father!

luke realized there wasn't much time left, so he dragged Anakin's body onto the Shuttle and he took off, as the Battle Station exploded. Vader and Anakin skywalker both died that day, and eith it, the New Shitpublic was founded upon the old Vanpublic's principles.


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