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Topic Started: Aug 25 2015, 08:29 AM (19 Views)
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It is time for the winningest clan in Nsider2 history to be revived. For you newbies here, Meta-Pirates was formed in fall of 2007 by Bass Pirate and Dark Spidey to rival the 2%, and taken over by me a few months after that. We were active on various websites such as All is Brawl and Nsider2 throughout the first couple years of Brawl's life, placing in the top three in all of the Legion Cup tourneys that were held throughout the years. We placed second in LC1, third in LC2, and first in LC3. We have had several true wars with other crews and didn't lose any of those, so we've definitely had some great success. Most of the current members have been a part of the crew for several years.

Requirements To Join

This is not an open clan, as usually those don't turn out very well. In order to join the crew, you have to PM me and try out online by playing a few matches with me. I may also have someone else in the clan play you for me if I'm busy or need a second opinion. If I've already played you a bunch before or approach you personally, a try out probably won't be necessary as I'll already know how you play. There really is no member limit, all good players/people are welcome. Also, being at least semi-active is important. I can't count on you if you stop by once every three months. The following is a bunch of member profiles created by myself and Killer_Chris(These are under construction):


Current Member List

Leader: kcchiefs

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The only reason any of us are here. Not the founder of MP but might as well be. He turned this fine clan from a bunch of scrub nerds into the best of the best. One time he quit MP just to prove to himself it would collapse without him. Spent the last 5 years using shitty characters and then started using top tiers one day just to piss everyone off.

2. fallCrowe

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Born on the Ferris Wheel at the Jersey Shore, you could tell right away what kind of person fallCrowe would develop into. Crowe lived a wild youth, having torrid unabashed monkey sex with every milf in his neighborhood at the age of 15. At the age of 16 his father, Mike Piazza, gave him his first tub of hair gel. Right then and there Crowe was hooked. He started spray tanning daily, and soon auditioned for a spot on the show Jersey Shore, which was filmed right across the street from his house. Turns out Crowe didn’t get on the show, but only because the producers thought he might murder the other men in the household in order to slay all the pussy. Crowe got into video games through playing the Metal Gear series at a young age. He only bought Smash Bros because he thought it was a MGS game. We don’t really know how he found Meta-Pirates, but we’re pretty sure he found out about it from his old friend Colm23, whom Crowe kicked out of the clan shortly after joining. There’s been lots of speculation as to whether Crowe is actually the famous Russell Crowe that we all know and love from the big screen.

3. Deadshot

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One man, one testicle, one legend. Deadshot made graduated Magna Cum Laude from Ridley's Swarm when Chris was just a sophomore. Joined Meta Pirates and changed our lives with his incredible Gears 2 snipes. One of the oldest MP members still around. Taught Zen how to use Falco.

4. Zen

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There certainly aren’t very many words a mere human can come up with that can be used to describe the one and only Zeyad “Zenato” Yousef. Spat up right from the mouth of the River Jordan years ago, Zeyad always knew he was destined for greatness. He traveled to America by crossing the ocean on 6 turtles tied together when he was just 8 years old. He decided the only way he could gain respect in America was by moving to a place where he could make a name for himself, which led him to Yonkers, New York. It was here that Zeyad began to notice his unusual talents for fighting video games, and eventually he became accustomed to our very own Super Smash Brothers. He practiced and practiced and one day while taking a break from jerking off to Midna hentai, he found the Meta-Pirates. Zeyad joined Meta-Pirates and through the guidance of Bass Pirate, he became the best smash brothers player in the entire universe. This fame and fortune left a void in Zeyad’s life however, thus he decided to build a robot brother, which he named Shin (also in Meta-Pirates). Soon after this, he married he beautiful wife Cynthia. This is a man who has it all, and is still hungry for more. The epitome of what we should all strive to be.

5. Ghost Pikmin

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Ghost Pikmin had a rough start to life. He was born in 1967 in Wyoming, where his mother dumped him into the garbage. He was found by an old couple who decided they would take him in and parent him. As they were driving Gpik back to their house, the old man accidentally mixed up the gas with the brakes and slammed into the only tree in Wyoming. The old couple died upon impact. The sheriff soon arrived at the scene of the accident and discovered the little hatchling, deciding to take him to the orphanage. Gpiks life finally settled down in the orphanage, and he eventually got adopted by a Mexican who was just trying to get his green card. Once he obtained said card, he told Gpik to take a fucking hike. Gpik was furious at so many people at this point in life that he became a man on a mission. He broke into a house after killing the family who lived there, and discovered the internet. He quickly realized he needed to play these things called fighting games. He stumbled upon smash bros at a garage sale and loved it. He chose Game and Watch because he really identified with this character, as they had similar childhoods. He is currently living in California and runs a website called Salty Bet.com.

6. Oblivion

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sup lol. Theorized to be a robot built for the sole purpose of playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl. She’s good with every character.

7. Killer Chris

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Born during the year 2002 in a barn located Keswick, Ontario, Chris enjoyed a simple youth. He had a healthy rivalry with his pal Ryan Gallagher, the leader of NS2’s own Ridley’s Swarm (also the founder of gaythugdating.com). Chris was originally a member of RS, until he wised up when Deadshot left them. He entered the Heavens Champs xat with a purpose, and that purpose was to get into Meta-Pirates. His first words in the chat were “brb hentai”, and if they had been anything else, I’d probably hate him. He tried out for Meta-Pirates by playing me once, losing to my Link, dropping out of the match, and promptly PMing me asking “so am I in?”. He was in. Since then he has hit the ground running, becoming the official MP detective and getting banned for various things. Some of these include spoiling brawl characters, having 300 alts (RIP Milk Man), posting viruses, and posting nudity. He is currently banned from the website, but I think if given a 40th chance, he would prove to us all that he is a changed man.

8. DR3W

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Drew's background is something of a mystery but our research shows that he was spawned when his doppelgänger, Volt, was sent back to the shadow realm. Nintendrew lives out his days in the Caribbean and is now known as Drew Lion. He is severely opposed to drugs of all kinds. He has burned his old clans down to the ground in order to start fresh and begin his path into becoming a Meta-Pirate legend. Blaze it

9. Echo

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Known as Reginald by his very close friends, Echo is a man of many names. This all started in 2004 when he fled Texas with his mother due to his father’s abusive tendencies when he was drunk. He had to change identities and looks all the time so that he and his mother couldn’t be tracked down. During this dark time in his life, Echo took refuge in a website called Nsider. Now Echo didn’t have a great deal of friends growing up, so it meant a lot to him to have a place like this where he could discuss his favorite video games. He really clicked with a cool group of guys who called themselves the 2%. Turns out they called themselves the 2% because that was the percentage of them that didn’t have aspergers. Luckily Echo was one of those few. As 2% died, he sold brawl 3 months after it was released in order to pay the grocery bill. Having hit the lottery since then, Echo now opened up Boozer’s Gun Club and bought back brawl again. He uses the shittiest of the shit characters. We theorize the reason he does this is because he made his shitty life better, and thus thinks he can make these characters better. Echo joined Meta-Pirates as the best Boozer user in US history. Perhaps the coolest thing about Echo is his bed shaped like Bowser’s shell.

10. Shin

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In the early 90's in the mean streets of Yonkers, New York, Shin was born. Shin lost his virginity at the age of 16 when his employer made him fuck a hooker. He currently leads the fight to free Palestine. He also moonlights as a body builder by participating in World’s Strongest Man competitions.

11. Nixon

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Born in 1913 to a Quaker family in a log cabin in California, Richard Milhous Nixon first made a name for himself for showing up in the middle of the night in a chat he had no business being in. He satisfies his yellow fever by waging pointless wars in Indochina. Contrary to popular belief, Nixon is NOT a crook. Nixon’s hobbies include jacking off on children’s rides at amusement parks and playing laser tag with his grandfather on weekends. Nixon was never very close with his grandfather until the accident… One day Nixon was minding his own business, sharpening knives off of other knives, when he heard a noise from the front door. He thought a thief had broken in to his house, but it was dark and he couldn’t tell. Long story short, Nixon stabbed his grandfather who almost bled out to death. His grandpa was just entering his house because he had just come from the midnight release of the Fossil Edition Pokemon cards and had bought Nixon a full box of them and was too excited to wait until morning to bring them to his favorite grandchild. Nixon vowed to hang out with his grandfather every week after this. His grandfather died last week, but Nixon still goes to laser tag each weekend and claims it’s with his grandfather. Who the fuck is he going with?

12. Raffi-X

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Raffi likes smash bros. He likes it so much that he has been playing continually nonstop since release in 2008. He dropped out of school to train on the allisbrawl ladder, where he has been one of the top players for years. It was tough for Raffi to keep up this level of play as his family was always moving around. He even had to do a ladder match in an outhouse while stealing McDonald’s wifi in 2010, but he overcame his obstacles. He was in the shit clan Organization Oblivion back in the day, but has wised up and joined with us after General Diddy died in that plane accident.

13. Dawei

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I honestly can’t tell you much about Dawei’s history, because he is a very secretive man. We do know that he was born in WWII-era Germany and developed a hatred for those that were different. He loves playing smash bros because it reminds him of what he saw during the war. He moved to Arizona after smash 64 came out, since that’s where the greatest smashers of all time have all started out. He mained a new character every week when brawl came out and was pretty damn good. One fateful day Dawei got 3 stocked on Green Greens because he couldn’t stop attacking the fucking bombs on the stage, and this sent his life into turmoil. Up was east. Down was right. Dawei has been in the hospital ever since that day, where he now has a severe brain tumor. The result of this tumor is that he now uses Captain Falcon in brawl. They tried to do surgery to remove the tumor, but his lung collapsed during the procedure and Dawei slipped into a coma and died shortly after. RIP Dawei…

14. Skorpio-x

15. Jerm

16. Poke



War Record

7-0

Brawl Wars:

1. Meta-Pirates vs Ridley's Swarm
Total stocks: 24 each
Stocks remaining at the end for MP: 14
Mario766: 12 stocks
Switch: 6 stocks
Razor: 5 stocks
kcchiefs: 1 stock(finisher)

2. Meta-Pirates vs The Elite Forces
Total stocks: 36 each
Stocks remaining at the end for MP: 15
Ghost Pikmin: 8 stocks
Mario766: 7 stocks
Switch: 6 stocks
KingBoo: 5 stocks
kcchiefs: 4 stocks
Ezalc: 3 stocks
Deadshot: 2 stocks
Bass Pirate : 1 stock(finisher)

3. Meta-Pirates vs ROB Squad
Total Stocks: 30 each
Stocks remaining at the end for MP: 9
Razorblaze: 6 stocks
Ghost Pikmin: 5 stocks
fallCrowe: 5 stocks (finisher)
Deadshot: 4 stocks
Mario766: 4 stocks
Switch: 3 stocks
Killer Chris: 3 stocks

4. Meta-Pirates vs Organization Oblivion
Total Stocks: 36 each
Stocks remaining at the end for MP: 4
Razorblaze: 5 stocks
fallCrowe: 5 stocks
Silverblaze: 5 stocks
Ghost Pikmin: 4 stocks
Deadshot: 3 stocks
kcchiefs: 3 stocks (finisher)
Switch: 3 stocks
Killer Chris: 2 stocks
Smashette's Beloved: 2 stocks
Waker link: 2 stocks
Triforce451: 2 stocks

5. Meta-Pirates vs Order 66
Total Stocks: 15 each
Stocks remaining at the end for MP: 4
Zen: 7 stocks
Raffi-X: 4 stocks
Deadshot: 3 stocks
Crusty: 1 stock (finisher)

6. Meta-Pirates vs Nsider2
Total Stocks: 33 each
Stocks remaining at the end for MP: 14
fallCrowe: 10 stocks
Deadshot: 6 stocks
Drew: 5 stocks
Zen: 5 stocks (finisher)
kcchiefs: 3 stocks
Killer Chris: 3 stocks
Crusty: 1 stock

Smash Wii U Wars:

7. Meta-Pirates vs Order 66 (In Progress)
Total Stocks: 36 each
Stocks remaining at the end for MP:
Raffi-X: 21 stocks (this is not a typo)
Skorpio: 5 stocks
Jerm: 6 stocks
kcchiefs: 1 stock

Youtube stuff:

Using this account for uploads right now: https://www.youtube.com/user/KCCHIEFS8827/videos

Sigs

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Meta-Pirates, Inc. is an equal opportunity employer and we are proud of where our members hail from, so let's take a look at the United States of Meta-Pirates:

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Edited by Drew, Aug 25 2015, 11:13 AM.
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