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I opened the refrigerator door and removed a glass of dark liquid. Believing it to be sweet tea I took a huge swallow of it, only to realize it was liquor, more specifically some whiskey my father had poured in the glass, and placed in the refrigerator. My mother howled with laughter at my reaction from the accidental consumption of whiskey, which was part gag, part heave and all yelling "yuck!".