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FULL NAME:

Kenny R. L. Patterson

AGE:

20

COUNTRY OF BIRTH:

Australia

ARMOUR COLOR:

Purple

PREFFERED WEAPON(S):

Battle Rifle and Rocket Launcher.

HISTORY:

Born in Australia, Kenny was the only born child of John Patterson (A Genius) and Michelle Patterson.

Mr Patterson was hoping for a genius, like himself, but to his surprise his son was a total idiot, some time later he left his son and wife, to complete his secret creation.

Mrs. Patterson was left alone to raise her child, she was able to teach Kenny somethings (Not to turn taps when she wasnt watching him), School was a problem for Kenny, during his life he was picked on for his Intelligence, Kenny's mother left him when he was 18.

Kenny however had problems after his Mother left, he got fired from his job, so Kenny looked around for a new job, he first joined the "Worlds Biggest Idiot competition", but ended up in Second place, Kenny however had a bit of luck, he was allowed into the Blue Army.

Training was a problem for Kenny, since his Body Odor kept making everyone faint around him, so he was placed in a Purple armour suit, training went better after that, but his I.Q. still made him have problems.

Kenny later during his training was sent to work with "Gemini S. R. Reaper", who was a Captain and sent Kenny on a suicide mission but failed.

Shortly afterwards both of them were sent to "Blood Gulch Blue Base" Camera Guy's were also sent with them to watch Kenny and Gemini during the battle at Blood Gulch.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/gojiramatthew?gl=AU&hl=en-GB

Enjoy the videos, that I made with my friends :)

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