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KexMex	Mar 2 2009, 01:22 PM
Transgendered transcultural transracial transspeciesist Posts: 2,706 Group: Members Member #77 Joined: July 17, 2007 Favorite giant monster film: Gojira (1954) Favorite horror film: Frankenstein (1931) Favorite sci-fi film: Frankenstein (1931)	EPISODE XVIII: THE LOVE OF THE MONSTER PRINCESS August 3rd, 2044 Somewhere in Stefansborg “I love you.” Peter stood paralyzed at the girl’s words. Here he was, confronting his once-greatest enemy, and that’s what she said. He sincerely hoped the previous Ultrans never experienced something so awkward. “What?” he said, just as before. “Didn’t you hear?” Bogara said, calmly smiling. “Allow me to repeat: I love you.” “Uh… so I heard.” “I apologize. I was under the impression that the expression ‘what’ would be used when one did not understand.” “Wait wait wait”, Peter said. “I don’t understand anything here. Why’re you back?” “For you!” Bogara smiled. “Why…?” “You’re perfect for me. Powerful Ultran and pretty sweet...” “This is so very much not the behavior you had last time”, Peter said nervously. “I matured”, Bogara said. “Grew, way faster than you do… gained more emotions. Besides, I picked up some TV broadcasts on my way here. Studied culture. Who’s Frank Sinatra, by the way?” “He’s… er… wait, you came here for me?” “Yes”, Bogara nodded. “You. Both of you. You and Ultraman Pole. You’re… perfect!” She then attempted to hug him, but he stepped back. “You really should leave”, he finally said. “You’re classified as an Invader. You’re not allowed here.” “Sod the rules”, Bogara said. “Let’s not let them stop us!” “Us?” Peter objected. “Who said I want to be with you?” “I, er…” she said, her smile fading. “I… just hoped…” “Go hope somewhere else”, Peter muttered. “You’re not welcome here.” “But… I’m sorry about last time!” Bogara said, smiling again. “Oh, that makes ALL the difference”, Peter angrily snapped. “Really?” said the happy Bogara. “No. I was being ironic.” “Oh”, Bogara said and took out a notebook, scrabbling down the word with what appeared to be her own nail, leaving an ink-like substance which she wrote with. Peter tried not to seem surprised. “Look”, Peter said, “we gave you a chance. You really should take it. Go away from Earth. Besides, you and I would make a very weird pair, and I really already have enough woman problems as it is.” “But I love you…” Bogara said sadly. “That doesn’t make me jump on you and animalistically mate”, Peter replied, “otherwise I would be rather busy doing that right now. Go play your little love story somewhere else.” Bogara stood silent. “I thought you were the only one who didn’t hate me”, she said, getting tear-eyed. Peter got surprised, as the Bogara he remembered was a cold, unfeeling animal. “But you do”, Bogara said, wiping her tears off. “They all do. I’m nothing but a monster to them… and I wanted just one nice boyfriend in my life.” “Uh…” Peter began, “and you can’t go on a date with one of your Flamosauruses or Bemulars?” “They are animals, my dear”, she said with a faint smile. “But who knows? Maybe that studdy Mephilas Seijin is free this weekend.” She finally gave Peter a little wave with her hand, and vanished into thin air. Peter stood still for a moment. Pole, he thought, I’m having another of those monster-sympathy moments. Did you see that backside? Pole replied excitedly. POLE!!! Peter angrily said. Did you fall for her now? Well, I can’t say she’s worth hating… You’re right. Peculiar girl, that. I don’t mind her help, though. They would probably have kept on the conversation, but a loud crash broke the peace. As Peter looked up, almost immediately did the Monster Signal sound, and he could see why. The being, as tall as Ultraman, was gray in color, and its skin was armorlike. It was quite muscular, but what was so special about this creature was its head. It reminded of that of a hammerhead shark, with the eyes far out on horn-like protrusions to the sides. “People of Earth!” the alien man proclaimed loudly. “I am Voda Seijin. I am the champion of my entire race. Our planet was destroyed twenty years ago in a massive interplanetary war. As we have no home planet anymore, we shall take settlement on yours. Our initial attempt at paving the way, Peginera, was disposed of by your C.A.T and Ultraman. I now call for Ultraman to come out, so that we can settle this like warriors. Should he not, I will gladly massacre every single being in this city first!” Peter, do it, Pole said. Peter nodded, and held his left arm up. Putting his right hand on the Ultra Bracelet, it began to shine up blue, and Peter transformed into the giant hero, Ultraman Pole. Voda turned to Pole just as he appeared. “There you are”, the alien grinned. “Afraid of blood?” “Not the slightest”, Pole said. “Would be annoying if I ran screaming after painting Stefansborg with your innards.” “Even if I would fail”, Voda said, “there are many, many more waiting to take the spot. You cannot win in any way possible. “I’m not afraid of your race”, Pole muttered. “I’m not talking about them”, Voda laughed. As Pole stood in surprise, the alien charged, ramming Pole into an office building. The building collapsed as the Ultran fell on it, and Voda was quick to follow. He held his hand out and fired a bright blue energy blast from it. Pole rolled out of the way and got up, then struck a battle pose. The cocky Voda ignored that and charged again, but Pole blocked his attack, kicked his side and uppercut his head. As Voda stumbled back, Pole tried to hit him with a roundhouse kick, but Voda dodged it. Voda then tried to land a few punches on Pole, who parried them all and grabbed Voda’s eye horns. He then pulled Voda’s head down and kneed it, then tossed the alien to the ground. Voda got up, dizzy, and turned to Pole again. “You’re quite a fighter”, he said. “You’re not as dangerous as you think.” “Yes I am”, Voda laughed again. He fired another energy blast, but this one was shaped like a buzz saw. As Pole hopped out of the way, the saw turned around and flew right at him again. Pole took flight, flying high up in the sky, followed by the annoying saw. He took a few turns but couldn’t shake the saw, so he finally stopped and swiped his hand, throwing a Polium Blade at it. The two blades collided and shattered, and Pole flew down to his foe again. Voda laughed, apparently having cooked up some new scheme. Indeed, very soon a comet landed next to him. Pole had seen this a few times too many to not understand what it meant. A new monster stood in the crater. It was tall, shaped almost like a long tree branch, and just as brown. On its belly and chest was a strange colorful pattern that made the being look almost like a totem pole with arms and legs. Pole recognized it as Gyango, an ancient monster created by wishes from an evil man. Gyango attacked immediately, but Pole blocked its punch. Voda came up beside him and kicked Pole, and Gyango followed with another punch. As the evil duo knocked Pole to the ground and his Color Timer started blinking, they began relentlessly kicking him. Suddenly, they were both knocked down. As Pole dizzily looked up, he saw Bogara striking a martial arts pose, which considering her monstrous appearance looked rather strange. “Bogara?” he said. “What are you doing?” “Trying to seduce you with my fantastic charm”, she replied, "and helping out along the way". Gyango got up and angrily roared, the sound reminding of a heavy wind rather than even a beast’s voice. Bogara stepped towards him and slammed him with her tail, causing him to fall, then fired a couple of energy blasts at him. Pole got up then, just as Voda did, and the two charged at each other. They engaged in a fast combination of strikes, but Pole managed to knock his foe away, then kick him to the ground. Voda got up again, angrily screaming, but Pole charged up his Polium Ray, then held his arms like an X and fired it. Voda was hit and obliterated by the blast. Meanwhile Gyango was helplessly running from Bogara, who knocked him to the ground time and time again. Suddenly, with its controller dead, the monster vanished into thin air like the spirit it was. Pole then turned to Bogara. “Um… thanks”, he said. “You’re welcome”, she replied. “I think I really should leave. I don’t want to stay here and stare on you every time we meet.” “So you’re flying away.” “No”, she said a bit happier. “I always wanted to visit Japan. However, I might stop by sometime during the coming year. If you don’t hate me by then, perhaps we could… you know… if you’d feel like it.” She then waved, and flew away over the landscape. Gone, but this time as a friend. August 4th, 2044 C.A.T HQ, Stefansborg As Peter entered the HQ after his day off, he was met with an annoyed look from Casper. “Where were you through all that?” he moaned. “Sleeping like a baby”, Peter smiled. “It’s not so bad”, Emelie said as she approached them. “Ultraman was here to help us, so we can’t complain. Had a good waste of time?” “Yeah”, Peter nodded. “Good. There is a weird-sounding toilet for you to investigate…”
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