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The Official "what the living hell?" thread; Board gibberish dedicated to Marcel "Xstinct" DiAngelo
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He is a man of outdoor grills.... he is a man of barbecue cook offs.... he is a man of animal meat.... HERE COMES BRISKET MEATBORO!

This summer, everyone's favorite griller extraordinanaire returns and his name is "Brisket Meatboro".

See him defending his grill from pesky coyotes, feral hogs and hungry opossums, witness him battling a rabid and ravenous bobcat, watch him kill an obese man with a single charcoal briquet: it's a tough job but Brisket Meatboro bites the steak and does it, then he's off to eat brisket....with a bib on!

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He is a man of action.... he is a man of honor.... he is a man of duty.... HERE COMES ZOOKEEPER SHAWN!

This summer, everyone's favorite action hero returns and his name is Zookeeper Shawn.

See him defending freedom, witness him battling evil forces, watch him kill an obese woman with a broken lawn chair, it's a tough job but Zookeeper Shawn bites the bullet and does it, then he's off to eat hamburgers.... FROM A CUP!

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Now you can own every one of Zookeeper Shawn's films in the all new Zookeeper Shawn thirty-thousand DVD box set, classic titles include:

Zookeeper Shawn Meets His Match

Zookeeper Shawn Vs Brisket Meatboro

Zookeeper Shawn Has A Chat With A Mormon Child

Zookeeper Shawn Visits Satan

Zookeeper Shawn Doles Out The Harshness

Operation: Zookeeper Shawn

3, 2, 1... Zookeeper Shawn

Oh Shit, It's Zookeeper Shawn

"Q" Is For Zookeeper Shawn

Zookeeper Shawn In 3D


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@ Matthew: buh

@ Matthew: shruh, ...shruh.

@ Matthew: buh shruh muh, ...shruh buh muh.
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Killing is wrong and bad. there should be a new, stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong.... yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.
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@ Matthew:

boafus stearing
pussmeh tinkular
vegg horseywee
booj whiskeyboro
yomite beepular
toamus thewpile
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@ Blastmuh-The Motion Picture
@ Blastmuh 2: Kangas Of Mulethew
@ Blastmuh 3: The DreadlockedGodOfKangaroos
@ Blastmuh 4: Meat Me at Mulethew's
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Packmule, beware of the dark side of the spam. sickko
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@ Matthew:

Boa Dean Cain
Cain Boa Dean
Dean Boa Cain
Boa Cain Dean
Dean Cain Boa
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An American Packmule In London(1981)
War Of The Mulegantuas(1966)
Muleraiser(1987)
Total Re-mule(1990)
Mule-inator 2- Judgment Donkey(1991)
Destroy All Packmules(1968)
Spamtastic Four-Rise Of The Silver Porker(2007)
Deerdevil(2003)
Gourdfellas(1990)
The Sperminator(1984)
Predamule(1987)
Slambo 4-Worst Blood(2015)
A Mulemare On Elm Street(1984)
Weevilspeak(1981)
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For my dear friend and internet graphics mentor "Xstinct", more gibberish:

chorm peepapoo
munkee hareomoi
chonk turdboro
wasky wussaloy
fremm fragalocious
zrape zaperian
chipp chipallagian
triskanee skurlaturk
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Boy Bands last a year or two, swearing they love you all the while

Rappers come and go, repeating the same tired messages over and over

Pop idols burn out or fade away, screeching staged controversies with their digital voice boxes

Rock bands can last a good while, they say, but still have creative limits and are snared by the chains

Metal groups have more freedom and can last a lifetime. rock on





Just my limited observations of the music scene.
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The Chronicles Of Packmule: Spamming On Monsterland Forums. cheeky
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Jan 18 2015, 07:32 AM
He is a man of action.... he is a man of honor.... he is a man of duty.... HERE COMES ZOOKEEPER SHAWN!

This summer, everyone's favorite action hero returns and his name is Zookeeper Shawn.

See him defending freedom, witness him battling evil forces, watch him kill an obese woman with a broken lawn chair, it's a tough job but Zookeeper Shawn bites the bullet and does it, then he's off to eat hamburgers.... FROM A CUP!

crazy2
Mr. Green

I wanna meet this person!

TheDreadedGodOfKaiju
Jan 19 2015, 03:57 AM
Now you can own every one of Zookeeper Shawn's films in the all new Zookeeper Shawn thirty-thousand DVD box set, classic titles include:

Zookeeper Shawn Meets His Match

Zookeeper Shawn Vs Brisket Meatboro

Zookeeper Shawn Has A Chat With A Mormon Child

Zookeeper Shawn Visits Satan

Zookeeper Shawn Doles Out The Harshness

Operation: Zookeeper Shawn

3, 2, 1... Zookeeper Shawn

Oh Shit, It's Zookeeper Shawn

"Q" Is For Zookeeper Shawn

Zookeeper Shawn In 3D


cheeky
"Oh Shit, It's Zookeeper Shawn". May I still this trailer? huh?

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Feb 28 2015, 01:31 AM
The Chronicles Of Packmule: Spamming On Monsterland Forums. cheeky
I wanna see this film!!!!!!


Side Note: All of the quotations is dedicated to the master of art and the demon of men --- X.!

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Feb 28 2015, 11:02 PM
Side Note: All of the quotations is dedicated to the master of art and the demon of men --- X.!
Side note: my response to this statement from Shawn...

heyo


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I am slightly insane . . . You should know that by now, Mr. Lee. shawn zat
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Feb 28 2015, 11:36 PM
I am slightly insane . . . You should know that by now, Mr. Lee. shawn


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zeppid bermalupe
queeyox loachoy
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mauntay blastpuss
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The Taking Of Muleham One Two Three(2015)
At The Mountains Of Muleness(2013)
A Mulemare On Elm Street(1984)
A Connecticut Packmule In King Arthur's Court(1992)
John Carpenter's Mule Of Darkness(1987)
Bram Stoker's Dracumule(1992)
Alien Vs Predamule(2004)
20,000 Leagues Under The Mule(1954)
Avatar: The Last Mulebender(2008)
To Kill A Mockingmule(1962)
Around The Mule In 80 Days(1956)
Mulefight At The O.K. Corral(1957)
The Running Mule(1987)
Mule On Fire(2004)
Iron Mule(2008)
X: The Mule With The X-Ray Eyes(1963)
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May God help us . . . Mr. Meerkat is back . . . meerkat1
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May God help us . . . Mr. Meerkat is back . . . meerkat1
Is he here to swallow our souls?. sickko
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Shawn
Mar 18 2015, 05:14 PM
May God help us . . . Mr. Meerkat is back . . . meerkat1
Is he here to swallow our souls?
@ Matthew: nope...he's here to buy a bag of our world famous peanuts. clowny1
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@ Shawn & Matthew:

squagum danehorse
fuhyee fuhjeazle
bleh bloozinskie
fuzzalian fuzzardby
boach micallabee
breh bruhbabee
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cotton stinkferd
chastic turdboro
polyammond voinkester
drasken muleblast
orso maninnimuss
pinka vomitale
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It begins:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/technology/big-beautiful-photos-of-the-giant-flying-saucer-nasa-is-using-to-send-humans-to-mars/ss-AAaBy2u

I knew it! I predicted we'd be the ones traveling around deep space in flying saucers long before any alien race revealed themselves to us in such a craft. cheeky
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@ NWV, Shawn & Matthew because, well I don't really have a life beyond work:

figgin soapoy
chubber hammerhog
shrey wadeenkle
klummy pigginhorsum
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Mule Men-Days Of Future Packmules
Digital Horse Vomit - The Motion Picture
Punks Of Persia - The Swines Of Time
Vomiturk 2 - The Turk Files
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I like to collect the toyline SH Monsterarts for those of you that don't know this line of figures is Bandai/Tamashii Nation's line of super detailed yet super articulated Godzilla figures (other kaiju are included too like King Kong from 2005, Alien and Predator).

The latest figure I got in the line is Mecha-King Ghidorah. I ordered this figure from Amazon and several months ago and it finally released last week due to a delay with the dock workers on the west coast being on strike.

This figure is a web exclusive meaning that it's supposed to come in plain brown over box with japanese text stating the name of the figure. Well my first figure was missing this web exclusive box and the main box was beat to hell. I figured I'd give them the benefit of the doubt and so I proceded to open the figure. Wow was it in bad shape, the right leg was complety lose, the jaws on the organic head would come off if I adjusted them but the thing that caused me to order a replacement was the fact that on the center head on the upper right side the metal head had no teeth.

I ordered a replacement hoping that the issues would be resolved. It came in yesterday and nope; the figure was missing it's web exclusive box, but it was in much better shape than the previous box. Then when I opened the figure up the left organic head was completely detached from the body and wouldn't reattach.

I called amazon and they gave me free over night shipping for my second replacement. If the third one (due in tomorrow) has anything wrong with it I'll be getting myelf a refund and I'm going to demand a gift card. If I'm paying $200 for a figure (well just under $200 because I preordered it when it was down to $181.xx) I expect it to come in flawless and have everything included with it.
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@ Shawn, Xstinct & Matthew because, well I can:

pordich loogoi
febber fessengale
mollusks of Stinkra
dane bladderale
suckmons blasthorse
shrippa smellingame
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Third MKG came in Friday and one of the necks fell off the body as soon as I opened the packaging as well as the bottom jaw was detached. I used the heat trick to reattach both and thought I was good but yesterday when I adjusted that head both fell off. I'm trying to decided if I want to send this back and just get my money back or go for a fourth replacement.
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Apr 19 2015, 07:13 PM
I'm trying to decided if I want to send this back and just get my money back or go for a fourth replacement
My advice: get a refund. winky
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I got the refund and sent an e-mail to Amazon about my displeasure.
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