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The Official SPAM, non topic and gripe thread
Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 10:02 AM (963 Views)
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gojiramatthew
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I AM SUPERMAN!
I disagree. You are, however, half right.

You are cheeky loco
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Aug 4 2008, 06:01 PM

Freeman da King
That one I agree to.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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HaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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HaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!
groink2!


Swine.


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Agreed. dungface.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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I was projectile-vomited upon for the first time yesterday. It wasn't a drool style vomit, but a real projectile baby formula vomit, right into my chest. Luckily it wasnt my face.
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My chest isn't my face either.
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KexMex
Aug 5 2008, 01:57 PM
My chest isn't my face either.
You're doing a great impression of a smart ass Kex. winky

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If I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to hurt my feelings, Jack. You won't succeed...because I don't have any. groink!
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ARMOR MOTHRS PWNS YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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KexMex
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My chest isn't my face either.
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I guess this guy could say his chest is his face...or maybe that his face is his chest...

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Jack da King
Aug 5 2008, 04:41 PM
MOTHRS
In honor of your misspelled word here I dedicate the following gibberish to you:


blebbage kabbamattock
krype stomile
blast furnmons
eep yomains
lettuce pigby
swinule poggusbladder
jorp yestmuh
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If I was going to get sent to hell, I would want just one thing... a pony.
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gojiramatthew
Aug 5 2008, 08:14 PM
If I was going to get sent to hell, I would want just one thing... a pony
Really? I would think you want some ice. I hear hell's a pretty hot place, Matthew. tongue-1
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Really? I would think you want some ice. I hear hell's a pretty hot place, Matthew. tongue-1


I heard that hell is hot because it has hot women. dancing admin
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very funny
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I AM HUNGRY!.
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SO AM I!

(Gasp!) Let's eat KexMex!
Edited by Jack da King, Aug 6 2008, 04:37 AM.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Aug 6 2008, 02:53 AM
I AM HUNGRY!.
So are my pack of guard mecha apes, Matthew...and they're looking at you. sickko
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More spam dedicated to KexMex, with a tools theme:

driver screwby
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I ATE A CAT!. crazy2

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I ATE A CAT!

Which means you'll now be allergic to catnip.
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I AM THE ALL MIGHTY CAT EATER!. sickko tongue-1
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I heard that hell is hot because it has hot women
Could be. Maybe the women down there all look like this:
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Its dance time.

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Batman.


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Gojiramatthew.

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KexMex 2: The Wrath Of Packmule
KexMex 3: The Search For Flint Cracklebanger
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I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL PACKMULE!. sickko
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I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL PACKMULE!
I don't have one for you to swallow. winky
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