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Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 10:02 AM (959 Views)
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Jack Da King > Packmule > Gojiramatthew> Godzillablast > dancing admin > sickko > Aliensnarl > JasonV > FreddyK > FreddyKK > MikeyMyers > shreek > vomitard > rock on > deadzone > topper > Mr. Piggy > Packmule's face.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Amoebae > Gordon Freeman > Jack da King's face sickko
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Everything today seems to be beating everyones face.
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Everything today seems to be beating everyones face
And everyone. tongue-2
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I hate faces. They get angry when you don't pay attention to them.
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KexMex
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I hate faces. They get angry when you don't pay attention to them.
Query: do you make these statements up off the top of your head or do you ponder a reply like this before you actually post it? heyo

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rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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More spam dedicated to KexMex, the world's next great wordsmith, with an emphasis on the meaningless and the animal kingdom:

duck hepegetty
gerbal greebal
mouse squelcherd
finch blast
hog groipinger
mule ammons
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pig guhreemus


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Where is black batrus?? huh?
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Where is black batrus?? huh?
I've asked myself that question as well. I know very little about this member. I do know:

-he's very young
-he didn't always have internet access

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I see. I was recently thinking about some old members we have that aren't posting anymore or at least not often. Another member I wish would come back is Slainmonkey.
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argh, girls are so confusing D:
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Aug 18 2008, 06:26 PM
Another member I wish would come back is Slainmonkey
So do I.

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ok so, if you see in my sig there is a green signature, does anyone want it? if you do, I'll put your name on it and you can put it in your sig or somethin, I've been lookin for someone to give it to.
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If no one else wants it I'll be happy to take it off your hands. winky
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alright, I'll slap the name on there right now
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I have downloaded the image you made into my computer. Many thanks! Mr. Smiles

I'll close this thread now that I've received your sig modified with my username.
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KexMex
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I hate faces. They get angry when you don't pay attention to them.
Query: do you make these statements up off the top of your head or do you ponder a reply like this before you actually post it? heyo

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Aug 18 2008, 06:26 PM
I see. I was recently thinking about some old members we have that aren't posting anymore or at least not often. Another member I wish would come back is Slainmonkey.
You wanna know how to slay a monkey? Hell, I could tell you that...
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Aug 19 2008, 02:30 AM
You wanna know how to slay a monkey? Hell, I could tell you that...
I'm always interested in expanding my intellectual horizons so go ahead and tell me how to slay a monkey...without "Jerry". tongue-1
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Offer it a mango filled with cyanide capsules. sickko
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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CORRECT WAY TO SLAY A MONKEY:

Fire.

CORRECT WAY TO KILL A PERSON:

Fire.

CORRECT WAY TO KILL FIRE:

More fire. (KexMex cannot be held responsible for damages caused by this method)
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Aug 19 2008, 06:18 AM
CORRECT WAY TO SLAY A MONKEY:

Fire.

CORRECT WAY TO KILL A PERSON:

Fire.

CORRECT WAY TO KILL FIRE:

More fire. (KexMex cannot be held responsible for damages caused by this method)
Hold this responsible, pig! YEEE HAWWW!!! (Fires flaming arrows from Jerry randomly into the air, cowboy style)
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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KexMex
Aug 19 2008, 06:18 AM
CORRECT WAY TO SLAY A MONKEY:

Fire.

CORRECT WAY TO KILL A PERSON:

Fire.

CORRECT WAY TO KILL FIRE:

More fire. (KexMex cannot be held responsible for damages caused by this method)
Correct way to post: without the overuse of capital letters. winky tongue-1
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DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOUR FACE!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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*puts on sombrero and oversized fake moustache*

"Tranquilo chavito. No necessitas tu rabioso. Calmete! el Jack da Vomitar."

Translation: take it easy Jack da Vomit. topper
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(Shoots the sombrero off with jerry)

DON'T YOU TELL ME TO TAKE IT EASY!!!!!!!!!

(Starts firing Jerry randomly again)
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Jack da King
Aug 19 2008, 06:45 PM
DON'T YOU TELL ME TO TAKE IT EASY!!!!!!!!!
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
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That was what, 12 times? (Shoots you twelve times in the chest with Jerry) TWELVE THIS!!!!!!!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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