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I just didn't expect them to stick that well
Perhaps a copyright on this kind of post is in order. topper

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Im feeling unwell today, my throat hurts a little. sadlyicon

Oh and Godzilla2000Master, is you PMing System working again?. heyo
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Im feeling unwell today, my throat hurts a little
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Gargle with warm salt water. Also, you might try "Chloraseptic". I use this spray on my throat whenever it's sore. http://www.chloraseptic.com/
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Gargle with warm salt water.


My Dad tells me to do that, so I did it yesterday, it helped a little, Im planning on doing it again today.
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Super Pimp.

That is all.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.


But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.

And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.


While you're dying I'll be
still alive.


And when you're dead I will be
still alive.


STILL ALIVE.


Still alive.

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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Love that song. Love the game, as well.

GLaDOS is probably the best villain in videogame history.
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My Dad tells me to do that, so I did it yesterday, it helped a little, Im planning on doing it again today
It will help Matthew but you can do more to alleviate your sore throat: Chloraseptic or a similar product, sprayed on your throat, will "numb" your throat for a while. I've had many sore throats over the years and found this stuff is great at alleviating the misery of a sore throat. winky

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I want a Chat Room! The posting average on this site is alittle slow...
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Sep 7 2008, 08:10 AM
I want a Chat Room!
I'm not going to install a "chat room" at this message board. Based on the input and feedback I've read from other support/resource boards chat "rooms" can "bleed off" posting activity from the main index of a message board and into the "chat room", something I do not want here.

I would consider a chat room were the posting activity here a lot more brisk. Perhaps by the middle or end of next year I might, and I emphasize the word "might", consider such an addition to Monsterland Forums. winky

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The posting average on this site is a little slow...
At times I agree it is slow. The reasons for that:

1. this site was not advertised at all it's first year of existence(2006) and we're still "paying" for that mistake on my part.

2. there are a lot of working adults around here, G2K and they post here when their schedule permits. winky

3. without any Godzilla films in nearly four years all kaiju themed message boards have experienced a slow down of sorts, some obviously more so than others. I believe this slow down may be what prompted Elvis("3000") to close down Tohogate. Its also something that Donny Winter("Eternal Mothra") at Kaiju Galaxy has also had to contend with.

I keep detailed written stats on this message board, G2K. I believe it helps me to be a better admin. The daily and monthly posting activity at this site has been on the rise since October, 2007 and that's not coincidence: it's the first month I started heavily advertising this site at other message boards.

In 2006 this site generated a paltry 5637 posts. In 2007 MF generated 9175 posts, a nice increase. To date in 2008, and through August, this site has generated 17,666 posts, a clear indication to me that posting activity is on the increase.

Membership at this site has risen from 28(at the end of 2006) to 75(at the end of 2007) to 128, which is where we are now.

I believe this site will "top out" at 200 members(or thereabouts). Our active members comprise about 10% of our total membership, which is about the average for an Invisionfree or Zetaboards hosted message board. I'd like that percentage to be higher but I'll settle for it if I have to.

The future of this message board is secure, G2K, because of two things:

1. I have very good people on staff who have a great effect, and influence, on the site itself. That includes a fellow admin(in Dan) who would take care of this site in the event I cannot run things around here anymore.

2. Me. I'm a grinder, G2K. I put in the work that's needed to ensure this message board keeps improving. I make mistakes and will make more in the future, no doubt about it. I will not, however, be outworked by any other msg board admin. I won't allow it. This board demands, IMO, that kind of effort from me, as well as every registered member here. winky

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBc-6-tcoxA

This is my favorite song. I'd like to share it with y'all.

I hope you all consider yourself sufficiently shared with it.
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Sep 7 2008, 05:51 AM
Love that song. Love the game, as well.

GLaDOS is probably the best villain in videogame history.
Did you know Portal ties in DIRECTLY with the Half-Life universe? Ever wonder what Black Mesa (mentioned in the lyrics) is? It's the setting of Half-Life 1. And when GLaDOS refers to "them" having taken over on the outside, she is referring to the Combine, the main villain species of Half-Life 2, who have ruled Earth for the past 20 years by the time of HL2 and Portal.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Did you know Portal ties in DIRECTLY with the Half-Life universe? Ever wonder what Black Mesa (mentioned in the lyrics) is? It's the setting of Half-Life 1. And when GLaDOS refers to "them" having taken over on the outside, she is referring to the Combine, the main villain species of Half-Life 2, who have ruled Earth for the past 20 years by the time of HL2 and Portal.


Yes, I knew that.
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Sep 7 2008, 11:56 AM
I hope you all consider yourself sufficiently shared with it
And a little perplexed as well. huh?

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The urinites are approaching! All is lost!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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A nice 30 inch Redfish I caught in the Gulf this weekend:

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A nice 30 inch Redfish I caught in the Gulf this weekend

Very nice, Josh! thumbz up

When do we eat? tongue-1
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When do we eat? tongue-1
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I gave all my catches away considering I'm kinda picky about fish and not too much into the Reds. If I had caught any flounder, I would have kept those, but I was skunked in that category. I guess the conditions just weren't right for catching them this time.
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Dammit, Josh! You know you have to keep an eye on those fish so they don't swallow my soul!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Question: Why hasn't anyone ever named a dinosaur "Carnosaurus"?
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Question: Why hasn't anyone ever named a dinosaur "Carnosaurus"?
Perhaps for the same reason no one has ever named a dinosaur a vegetasaurus. tongue-1

Well, where's Jerry? topper
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GLaDOS vs. Cortana.

That is all.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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I feel sick and tired
What's the cause?
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Today I made an experiment. It went as follows.

Purpose
Discover what happens if a tealight is cut off from air supply.

Hypothesis
Flame will rapidly die out.

Equipment
Tealight (Diameter 1 inch), match, matchbox, small glass (Diameter 3 centimeters, height 5 centimeters)

Procedure
Lit match on fire with matchbox, used match to light tealight on fire. Turned glass upside down and placed it over tealight.

Result
Tealight's flame rapidly died out, leaving a small puff of smoke.
Teacher approved of experiment.

Conclusion
1: Fire dies without air supply.
2: Teacher likes when experiments go right.
3: Teacher likes experiments with fire.
4: Teacher likes fire.
5: Teacher is twisted.
6: Since teacher is authority, teacher is correct.
7: Fire is fun.
8: I am twisted.
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