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Furthering my Previous List:

Hellraiser (Why don't we have a Pinhead smiley?) - January 9th, 2009
Vacancy 2 - January 20th, 2009
The A-Team ( shreek + rock on ) - June 12th, 2009
The Birds - July 3rd, 2009
Wonder Woman - February, 2009
Lethal Weapon 5 ( rock on ) - Summer 2009
Jurassic Park 4 ( vomitard ) - Summer 2009
Magneto - ?, 2009
The Legend of Spyro ( heyo ) - ?,2009
28 Months (rolls eyes) Later - ?,2009
Saw 6 - ?,2009
Toy Story 3 - 2010
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - 2010
Iron Man 2 - 2010
Narnia 3 - 2010
Shrek 4 (PLEASE GOD NO!) - 2010
Thor ( rock on rock on rock on ) - 2010
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 - 2010
James Bond 23 (Trying to catch up to Godzilla, are we?) - 2010
The Smurfs - 2010
A Nightmare on Elm Street ( sickko FreddyK FreddyKK ) - 2010
Dune - 2010
Gears of War - 2010
Spider Man 4 - 2011
Harrypotterdeathlyhallows Part 2 - 2011
The First Avenger: Capatain America - 2011
The Avengers - 2011
The Hobbit - 2011
Superman: Man of Steel - 2011
Warcraft - ?
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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A Nightmare on Elm Street ( sickko FreddyK FreddyKK ) - 2010


It has no Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger... so far IMO it sounds terrible.
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The drive for 40,000 posts by the end of 2008 continues here at Monsterland Forums. I'm hoping to get three(3) more member registrations for the year so the site will have 140 total members.

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I AM THE MASTER OF EARTH!
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I AM THE MASTER OF EARTH!
I DISAGREE!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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I DISAGREE!
What a shocker. tongue-1
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Sean Connery vs. Jim Carrey: EPIC BATTLE!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Packmule vs alien in Jack da King's avatar: one sided battle. sickko
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lol FBI very funny .
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Oct 12 2008, 07:44 PM
lol FBI very funny
Translation?
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BOOZE, BOOOOZE, BOOOOOOOOOOZE!. cheeky
Edited by TheDreadedGodOfKaiju, Oct 12 2008, 10:08 PM.
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Oct 12 2008, 10:07 PM
BOOZE, BOOOOZE, BOOOOOOOOOOZE!
Your fixation with booze may be an omen, Matthew...that you will one day own your own liquor store. tongue-1
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Your fixation with booze may be an omen, Matthew...that you will one day own your own liquor store. tongue-1


And you will go to Australia just to buy some of my booze. noddy tongue-1
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Jack da King
Oct 12 2008, 07:44 PM
lol FBI very funny
Translation?
What Jack meant to say was:

"(Laughs out loud) Federal Buerau of Intelligence"

"lol" is widely accepted Internet slang, and in fact, very practical in place of writing a long "ha ha ha ha ha".



Here is one of the best conversations in cinema history. Source: The Seventh Seal by Ingmar Bergman. In my opinion, life has not been lived until one watches this film; it is one of the few good things Sweden has ever produced, and DANG is it good.



Knight: Who are you?

Death: I am Death.

Knight: Have you come for me?

Death: I have been walking by your side for a long time.

Knight: That I know.

Death: Are you prepared?

Knight: My body is frightened, but I am not.

Death: Well, there is no shame in that.

(The knight has risen to his feet. He shivers. Death opens his cloak to place it around the knight's shoulders.)

Knight: Wait a moment.

Death: That's what they all say. I grant no reprieves.

Knight: You play chess, don't you?

(A gleam of interest kindles in Death's eyes.)

Death: How did you know that?

Knight: I have seen it in paintings and heard it sung in ballads.

Death: Yes, in fact I'm quite a good chess player.

Knight: But you can't be better than I am.

(The knight rummages in the big black bag which he keeps beside him and takes out a small chessboard. He places it carefully on the ground and begins
setting up the pieces.)

Death: Why do you want to play chess with me?

Knight: I have my reasons.

Death: That is your privilege.

Knight: The condition is that I may live as long as I hold out against you. If I win, you will release me. Is it agreed?

(The knight holds out his two fists to Death, who smiles at him suddenly.
Death points to one of the knight's hands; it contains a black pawn.)

Knight: You drew black!

Death: Very appropriate. Don't you think so?
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*Imagines a Dalek playing chess*

very funny
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KexMex
Oct 13 2008, 07:01 AM
What Jack meant to say was:

"(Laughs out loud) Federal Bureau of Intelligence"

I see. What the hell is the Federal Bureau Of Intelligence, besides being a misnomer and contradiction in terms?

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"lol" is widely accepted Internet slang, and in fact, very practical in place of writing a long "ha ha ha ha ha"
I'm familiar with what the abbreviation "lol" means. I prefer typing words out but thanks for trying to clarify this, Kex. tongue-1

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it is one of the few good things Sweden has ever produced
And among other things you could include:

Swedish massage
actress Britt Ekland
ABBA(there are a lot of people who LIKE this band, Kex tongue-2 )
the horror film Terror In The Midnight Sun(1958)
Swedish meatballs



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1: Correction: Federal Buerau of Investigation. My bad.
2: Truthy, we have produced many good actors over the years. And Yrrol. I like Yrrol. It is the best Swedish comedy ever.
(Though I doubt it's been translated into any other language..)
Meatballs! ^_^
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KexMex
Oct 13 2008, 04:35 PM
^_^
Your continued use of this symbol is somewhat perplexing, given the quicker alternative of simply using emoticons e.g. heyo , Mr. Smiles , winky , or even shifty eyes2 .

Is there any deeper meaning you're trying to convey with the "^ _ ^" key strokes?
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"Rise...and...shine, Mister Freeeeeeeman, rise and...shine...notthatIwish to imply that you havebeen sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest...and all the effort in the worldwould have gone to waste, were it not for...well, let's just say you're hour has...comeagain...the right man in the wrong place can make all the diffffffference in the world. So...wake up, mister Freeman...wake up and...smell the ashes...
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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The Delek's own this topic

That is all for now. sickko
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King Godzill vs. Ghidorah, King of the Monsters loco
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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FEED ME!

That is all. cheeky
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Oct 13 2008, 09:42 PM
FEED ME!

That is all. cheeky
Just eat Packmule.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Just eat Packmule.


Ok

*Eats Packmule*

Mmmm.. tastes like chicken. loco
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Arsenic vs. Cyanide: You do NOT want to be in the room when these two fight...
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Oct 14 2008, 01:50 AM
Arsenic vs. Cyanide: You do NOT want to be in the room when these two fight...
Packmule Vs Gordon Freeman: you do want to be in the room for this fight...if you can call it a fight, since I would be slamming Gordie boy against the room walls like a rag doll. sickko
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Predators vs Daleks

Now thats a battle that would be awesome. thumbz up
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Oct 14 2008, 02:55 AM
Predators vs Daleks

Now thats a battle that would be awesome. thumbz up
Packmule vs gojiramatthew android: now that's a film match up I'd pay to see.
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