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The Official SPAM, non topic and gripe thread
Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 10:02 AM (915 Views)
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Here's a teaser trailer for 2012, a disaster movie being directed by Roland Emmerich and scheduled for release in 2009:



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When this topic thread reaches 5000 posts I'm going to close it and start another "The Official Spam Thread". It will be called The Official Spam Thread 2.0.

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There's no way you guys watched that last video I posted, or at least Gojiramatthew would've posted about it.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Nov 14 2008, 08:55 PM
There's no way you guys watched that last video I posted, or at least Gojiramatthew would've posted about it
I watched a few minutes of it. HALO doesn't interest me much...the video game or a movie based on the game. I am surprised Matthew didn't at least comment on it. winky

At the risk of sounding like an ass(forgetting for a moment my username tongue-1 ) one of my problems with HALO is I find people, dressed in bulky and high tech suits, and carrying weapons that resemble something out of a "Star Wars" movie, kind of predictable and not very entertaining. I prefer a more low tech means of combat: knives, handguns, martial arts or fists. sickko
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There's no way you guys watched that last video I posted, or at least Gojiramatthew would've posted about it.


I did watch it, but I dont really care about what I watched so I didnt feel like saying anything about it, still a good video.
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More spam for Sweden's once and future king, "erd" themed:

bibberd hanratty
elbus stinkerd
erd bladderoid
catferd litterelche
smerd bainmons
berd rhinoblasty
lerd of the dickens
A Chrismerd Carol
Santerd Clause
An American Werdwolf In London
Lerd Of The Rings
Jack da Kerd
Packmerd
Gojiramerdthew
Godzilla Vs The Therd
King Kerd Vs Godzilla
The Lion Kerd
Van Helserd
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Now I remember why Latin is a dead language. tongue-1
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Good one KexMex. thumbz up
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More spam for Mr. KexMex, this with a decided "elch" theme:

quelch gammeferd
pelch obeche
turk gelchmons
trelch ommagoddy
what the helch is going on?
velch motty
delch pussmons
frerd elechbeem
bemma yelcheedus
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FEAR MY PANTS!. loco
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FEAR MY PANTS!
If you're referring to those pink trousers you own...then indeed look away. tongue-2
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If you're referring to those pink trousers you own...then indeed look away. tongue-2


I dont own those pink trousers, they belong to George.
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Barking dogs.

That is all.


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ON MY GOD ITS PINK!. tongue-1
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KexMex.


That isn't all.


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Packmule's Spam vs KexMex Spam. topper
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That isn't all.


That is all.


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I got a review from GodzillaGuy for RvsB: Immortal. dancing admin
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air
High hats and Arrowed collars, white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime, for a wonderful time
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Different types who wear a day co-pants with stripes
And cut away coat, perfect fits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Dressed up like a million dollar trouper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks
Or umbrellas in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz

Tips his hat just like an english chappie
To a lady with a wealthy pappy (very snappy)
You'll declare it's simply topping to be there
And hear them swapping smart titbits
Puttin' on the ritz!
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I will eat your soul. loco
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This creature should definitely be in the next "Jurassic Park" film. tongue-1


"Squirrel vomit.


That is all."


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I've been listening to "Bond" movie themes all morning on either YouTube or Imeem. Here's one of my favorites, sung by Gladys Knight, from License To Kill(1989):
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ATTACK OF THE 50FT SPAM MAN
20.000 SPAMS UNDER THE SEA
THE SPAM IN THE STONE
THE INCREDIBLE SPAM
SPAMDAY THE 13TH
A NIGHTMARE ON SPAM STREET
SPAMOWEEN
GODZILLA VS SPAMRA
WRONG SPAM
WRONG SPAM 2 DEAD MEAT
SPAM ON THE 4TH OF JULY
SPAM DAGGER
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MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!. shokked cheeky
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MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
Matthew, you really should stop smoking in bed. It's a dangerous habit. shifty eyes
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Ive started a new AHP Story Packmule. big grin
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