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Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 10:02 AM (911 Views)
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I love blood and violence, Ive got a boner for murder. loco cheeky
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So your the bong thief. loco
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f**k s**t damn ass c**t c**k = horse raddish
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f**k s**t damn ass c**t c**k = horse raddish
I had to bleep some of the profanity out Godzilla2000Master. topper

Also I dont think Packmule is going to like random use of profanity like this. winky
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Also I dont think Packmule is going to like random use of profanity like this
You're correct: I don't. winky

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f**k s**t damn ass c**t c**k = horse raddish
G2K, do me a favor and refrain from posting this kind of profanity. I would appreciate it. winky
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He's been chasing the dragon, then fell off the wagon, and shook hands with the Devil, he then started riding the wave then starting tripping over the technicolor dreamscape. loco cheeky
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Godzilla's wondering who stole his latte. loco
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THE SPAM IS TAKING OVER THE UNIVERSE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!. loco freak out
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He's been chasing the dragon, then fell off the wagon, and shook hands with the Devil, he then started riding the wave then starting tripping over the technicolor dreamscape. loco cheeky
"Donut! Shut Up!"
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Im planning on making a story, but this one will be sick, twisted and disturbing. sickko
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Im planning on making a story, but this one will be sick, twisted and disturbing. sickko
Awesome. thumbz up
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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why don't you talk to me mommy!

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why don't you talk to me mommy!

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I WILL DESTROY ALL HIPPY'S!. loco

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Im happy someone's interested. topper very funny
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My Godzilla 2001: The Return Of Orga Trailer is now finished:

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What, may I ask, is your problem with hippies?
They try to save the Earth, yet all they do is get high.. I see why Blackdeath0001 wants to voice a hippy character. very funny
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What, may I ask, is your problem with hippies?
Here's my own version of this question, Matthew:

"What, may I ask, is your problem with hippies and babies?"
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Seeing that the first "Official Spam Thread" had bloated up to well over 4000 posts I decided to close it and start another thread for any topics and other points of discussion entirely unrelated to any other forums of this message board.

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Hey Pack, awesome Turkey Day Insignia at the head of the site thumbz up . On a lighter note, I WILL EAT A WEREWOLF! wolfy
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