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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 5 2008, 12:26 AM Post #4741 |
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Cabbages vs Carrots. loco |
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| KexMex | Dec 5 2008, 02:11 AM Post #4742 |
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Transgendered transcultural transracial transspeciesist
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I was Worried at First But then I Realized That I don't Need To Care |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 5 2008, 03:15 AM Post #4743 |
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I have finished the new Halo comedy script. dancing admin |
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| packmule | Dec 5 2008, 06:09 AM Post #4744 |
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And I have finished my personal re-edit, page by page, of the Bible. |
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| KexMex | Dec 5 2008, 06:51 AM Post #4745 |
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Transgendered transcultural transracial transspeciesist
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Wug. That is all. |
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| The Godstix | Dec 5 2008, 06:54 AM Post #4746 |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 5 2008, 07:46 AM Post #4747 |
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BLACKDEATH0001 LOVE'S CHEESE!. loco
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| packmule | Dec 5 2008, 05:18 PM Post #4748 |
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KexMex Today, 6:51 AM IP: 195.84.248.52 · Post #129 Member Avatar Transgendered transcultural transracial transspeciesist [ * * * * * * ] Posts: 1,898 Group: Members Member #77 Joined: July 17, 2007 That is all. |
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| G2Kmaster | Dec 5 2008, 08:59 PM Post #4749 |
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Head Onmyoji of Monsterland Forums
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 5 2008, 11:07 PM Post #4750 |
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Fear my new Halo comedy script.
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| packmule | Dec 5 2008, 11:56 PM Post #4751 |
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Science fiction TV series spam, dedicated to KexMex: Star Truck Butterstar Galactica Cluck Rogers In The 25th Century Planet Of The Crepes Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sewer Lost In Spice Star Truck: The Vexed Generation Star Truck: Deep Space Swine |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 6 2008, 05:26 AM Post #4752 |
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A very impressive Godzilla Music Video I found: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=xERmL1lavNM dancing admin |
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| packmule | Dec 6 2008, 08:43 AM Post #4753 |
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So I understand that a lot of people dislike the Christmas holiday and all the things associated with it. I'm thinking it could be even worse. How? What if the following were actualities regarding the Christmas season? -anyone caught standing under mistletoe, in their home or at work, is required to immediately, and by any means possible, pucker up and kiss the behind of a donkey -the most popular brand of egg nog sold at grocery stores is partially derived from cattle urine -Santa Clause is actually an extraterrestrial alien whose visits, via chimneys, into hundreds of thousands of homes every year is actually him setting up monitoring devices in order to study the habits of humans...as a precursor to a full scale invasion of Earth by Santa's race, currently located in some unknown location of space -all major electronics retailers decide to act on the findings of some obscure study, that suggest VCRs and analog TVs with rabbit ear antenna hook ups are going to make a comeback, and get rid of all their respective hi def TV and DVD player inventory, stocking their racks with antiquated and outdated electronics from 25-30 years ago -A Christmas Story(1983) plays on every cable station, and 24 hours a day, for the entire month of December |
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| packmule | Dec 6 2008, 02:07 PM Post #4754 |
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A Christmas spam carol for KexMex: Drunken squirrels will be damned on this here holiday of Christmas spam, as opposums prance in urine stained snow, does our house chimney smoke blow, drifting through the neighborhood in sickening haze, making neighborhood kids sick and dazed, kids barfing in snow banks and retching with dread, thoughts of cattle dung inside their heads, torching Christmas trees and taking in arson's embrace, while asking the neighborhood hag to cover her face, with one final gasp I exit my shell, and hope the Christmas holiday spends an eternity in hell. |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 6 2008, 06:43 PM Post #4755 |
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Kiss Of The Donkey. loco |
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| Jack da King | Dec 6 2008, 08:11 PM Post #4756 |
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Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecccccccc
Edited by packmule, Dec 6 2008, 08:22 PM.
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 6 2008, 09:55 PM Post #4757 |
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Edited by packmule, Dec 6 2008, 10:08 PM.
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| packmule | Dec 6 2008, 10:20 PM Post #4758 |
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Another Christmas ditty from me, for Matthew and Kex: Jingle bulls, jingle bulls, jingle all the way, cattle graze in smoky haze and crap all night and day. |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 6 2008, 10:21 PM Post #4759 |
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I LOVE SHINY STUFF!.
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| packmule | Dec 6 2008, 10:33 PM Post #4760 |
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"The Stink of It All" Spaghetti and no meatballs, helps feed the swine, pigs whose taste buds also beg for aged wine, drunken rodentia wander through cobbled street, their choppers ready to chomp on human feet, KexMex watches from guard tower rifle in tow, while Packmule sleeps in an alley below, cattle sniff at roadkill in curious disdain, while KexMex looks at the horizon again, the absence of sewers powers the stink, and dirty water backed up in kitchen sink, Kex hopes for the sanitation patrol, whose arrival is needed for this town's souls, and Kex gives thumbs up to Packmule below, who looks up from drunken stupor and knows, that soon things will be clean again in hell, and he and KexMex will no longer smell. |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 6 2008, 10:36 PM Post #4761 |
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Here's something for you Packmule: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9n0HbicZto
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| packmule | Dec 6 2008, 11:47 PM Post #4762 |
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"Jungle Gin" Gorillas walk by on knuckled hands, while I ponder my possible destiny in distant lands, baboons rage at me with bared teeth, while I remain trapped in jungle heath, the stench of monkey crap permeates the air, seconds old bird droppings now in my hair, I ponder the absurdity of talking to apes, various are their sizes and shapes, a king sized gorilla steps up and greets me loud, and throws me a bamboo and thistle shroud, to wipe the bird crap from your head, so the gorilla handed me cloth as he said, and I complied and immediately walked away, wandering further into jungle and astray, the gorilla gave me a final gaze and strode, back to his arboreal, jungle abode, hoping he would never experience again, a human who didn't offer him quality gin. |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 7 2008, 12:59 AM Post #4763 |
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I wonder if there's going to be a "The Official SPAM Thread 3.0".
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| packmule | Dec 7 2008, 01:06 AM Post #4764 |
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"Ode To A Dead Squirrel" Crossing a road one day I look down, and see dead squirrel lying on the ground, blasted to smithereens by passing car or truck, would suggest this critter had bad luck, I gazed at his smashed eyeballs and head, and more damaged organs and skin that was shed, in this squirrel's death did I see, a new destiny and purpose for me, an epiphany on my head does adorn, for now I should busy myself collecting acorns, for all the starving like critters in the world, my actions spawned by the death of one squirrel. |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 7 2008, 01:09 AM Post #4765 |
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| packmule | Dec 7 2008, 01:35 AM Post #4766 |
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Flush: The Movie(2001) Flush 2: The Curse Of Tidy Bowl Man(2003) Flush 3: Exploding Toilets(2005) Flush 4: Overflow!(2006) Flush 5: Seat Me In St. Louis(2007) Flush 6: The Flapper Valve Variable(2009)(in pre-production) |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 7 2008, 01:36 AM Post #4767 |
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I wonder if Spam is a good as Sex?.
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| KexMex | Dec 7 2008, 02:35 PM Post #4768 |
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Considering who are the ones who try to get you under the mistletoe, I would not notice any difference.
Not a big egg nog drinker. No biggie.
Evil lies! Santa is the only thoroughly good guy. Ever.
Well, it worked for the parents. Why not for me?
...Okay. That'd be worse. |
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| Jack da King | Dec 7 2008, 04:33 PM Post #4769 |
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yo. feces. Feces for everyone, yay! |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Dec 7 2008, 05:00 PM Post #4770 |
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Jack da hippy. loco |
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