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| packmule | Jan 15 2009, 06:40 PM Post #5251 |
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Long in the tooth
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Jack da King, several observations since our last talk...if you can really call it that ( ):-Turk Shrimpage is not a name I could consider for my first born -the next Godzilla film is actually going to be about a 50 meter tall radioactive canine and the movie's title will be Dogjira -split pea soup has an uncanny resemblance to raccoon vomit -the large intestines of cattle are considered a delicacy in certain parts of Binghamton, Missouri |
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| packmule | Jan 15 2009, 09:22 PM Post #5252 |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Jan 16 2009, 12:50 AM Post #5253 |
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Hippy's On Drugs... That is all. loco |
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| packmule | Jan 16 2009, 07:44 AM Post #5254 |
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Matthew, some observations since our last talk: -the next ANOES film is actually going to be called A Nightmare On Elm Street: The Musical, and will include a cameo appearance by Robert Englund, who promotes a new software on DVD designed to help people learn how to play the piano -the next film by the movie studio "The Asylum" will be a slugfest called KexMexzilla, Matthewthra And Packmuleghidorah: All Out Jackasses Attack -even angels eat beans -world governments will, at the behest of KexMex, an unpaid consultant to many world leaders, get together at a summit in Stockholm, Sweden in order to ascertain how to harness the energy, for industrial and military use, of common human farts -KexMex will, with the help of a small army of sympathizers, construct an enormous dirigible, arm it with rotten vegetable matter, then take to the skies in his huge militarized blimp, threatening to drop rotted organic matter on major world cities until McDonalds agrees to hire George W. Bush to become it's next "Ronald McDonald" |
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| packmule | Jan 16 2009, 06:19 PM Post #5255 |
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Some animal themed movies I'm looking forward to seeing this year and next: Hippo Blast: River Of Fear(2009) Hippo Blast 2: Yaw From Hell(2010) Chicken Wing: The Motion Picture(2009) Chicken Wing 2: To Beak Or Not To Beak(2010) Porkers: The Movie(2009) Porkers 2: Son Of Blubber(2010) Porkers 3: Swine Lake(2010) The North American Flying Squirrel: A Documentary(2009) The North American Flying Squirrel Revisited: War Of The Acorns(2010) |
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| KexMex | Jan 16 2009, 06:21 PM Post #5256 |
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Transgendered transcultural transracial transspeciesist
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All this and no that makes someone a something something. All this and no that makes someone a something something. All this and no that makes someone a something something. All this and no that makes someone a something something. All this and no that makes someone a something something. All this and no that makes someone a something something. All this and no that makes someone a something something. All this and no that makes someone a something something. All this and no that makes someone a something something. |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Jan 16 2009, 08:02 PM Post #5257 |
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Hippy's vs Jack da King... Coming soon. loco |
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| packmule | Jan 16 2009, 11:16 PM Post #5258 |
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Matthew, several more observations since our last talk: -things are never as they seem... ... ![]() -despite what you may believe I am not actually Godzilla, in human form, and loitering around this message board because my employer, Toho, has fired me and kicked me off their corporate headquarters property ![]() -it's perfectly okay to blast cantaloupes, watermelons and/or other large and fleshy fruits with a hammer, and for no specific reason, if you so desire |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Jan 16 2009, 11:49 PM Post #5259 |
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I uploaded my latest music video into my Youtube account, but I had to delete it because of copyright.
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| packmule | Jan 17 2009, 06:54 AM Post #5260 |
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You got a warning from YouTube about it? |
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| packmule | Jan 17 2009, 11:45 AM Post #5261 |
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| Jack da King | Jan 17 2009, 12:40 PM Post #5262 |
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Hippys! RUN! |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jan 17 2009, 03:38 PM Post #5263 |
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vobreh garbagian kloh meegebottom kreh da simpeyferd loist crapmons fark toastbeem ploi klurdgemuh horsemuh brackenbain choaste strupenvomit gek floogenhag |
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| KexMex | Jan 17 2009, 07:04 PM Post #5264 |
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C.E.L.I.A online. Running systems check. File "KexMex.hum" is corrupted. Deleting file. |
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| G2Kmaster | Jan 17 2009, 10:20 PM Post #5265 |
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John has let me back on gojiras sanctuary. But I still like this place more. Atleast more people will read my articles... |
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| packmule | Jan 17 2009, 10:53 PM Post #5266 |
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How charitable of him. ![]() dancing admin |
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| packmule | Jan 17 2009, 10:55 PM Post #5267 |
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moache gaboon mandibular pussferd treh grepmons fyork mushmeh chorkmuh roachfrag azorste mulessy mag bernfibe |
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| G2Kmaster | Jan 18 2009, 12:17 AM Post #5268 |
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lkdfbvcfs;nbafsnbk;ladfsnb |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Jan 18 2009, 02:28 AM Post #5269 |
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Not a warning, but a E-Mail saying something about it been effected, the Audio of it was gone.. so I deleted it, since there is IMO no point on having a Music Video with no music on my Account. |
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| KexMex | Jan 18 2009, 07:19 AM Post #5270 |
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Files "Gojiramatthew.hum", "Packmule.hum", "G2Kmaster.hum" and "Jack da King.hum" found incompatible with program AOHR. Commencing deletion. |
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| packmule | Jan 18 2009, 10:07 AM Post #5271 |
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But not before this interlude: yeep amblache turk laymons gole Mcbaboon irish muletard vork baconby puerka bissenby escumbro carlysle matos plagmons vag horsekeh |
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| Jack da King | Jan 18 2009, 08:42 PM Post #5272 |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jan 18 2009, 09:39 PM Post #5273 |
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KexMule PackMex Jack da Matthew MatthewKmaster MuleMex G2Kmulester |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Jan 18 2009, 10:14 PM Post #5274 |
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Jack da Freeman. loco |
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| Jack da King | Jan 18 2009, 10:35 PM Post #5275 |
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Isn't this like the eighth time somebody has said this? Does anybody else find the joke old? |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Jan 19 2009, 04:41 AM Post #5276 |
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I doubt its the eighth, since I hardly even remember it. confuze
If you find the joke old, I can call you Jack da Mac. loco
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| packmule | Jan 19 2009, 05:53 AM Post #5277 |
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Yeah, it's gotten old, Jack, no doubt about it. The next time someone calls you "Jack da Freeman" I will personally mail them various parts of a dead chicken. That should sufficiently put the fear of God into them and compel them never to do this again...well, everyone but KexMex, who doesn't really believe in God. Regarding Kex, I might have to mail him a CD of ABBA. ![]() Attention everyone: please do not call Jack da King "Jack da Freeman" anymore!
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Jan 19 2009, 06:47 AM Post #5278 |
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I present my latest MV: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=OEMPW80eePQ Enjoy.
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| KexMex | Jan 19 2009, 11:31 AM Post #5279 |
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But I never say things like that anyway. |
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| packmule | Jan 19 2009, 05:55 PM Post #5280 |
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The Monsters HD cable channel is shutting down at the end of January, 2009: http://www.dreadcentral.com/story/rest-peace-monsters-hd
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