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Jack da King, several observations since our last talk...if you can really call it that ( tongue-1 ):

-Turk Shrimpage is not a name I could consider for my first born

-the next Godzilla film is actually going to be about a 50 meter tall radioactive canine and the movie's title will be Dogjira

-split pea soup has an uncanny resemblance to raccoon vomit

-the large intestines of cattle are considered a delicacy in certain parts of Binghamton, Missouri
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090115/ap_on_en_tv/people_johnny_knoxville

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Hippy's On Drugs...

That is all. loco
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Matthew, some observations since our last talk:

-the next ANOES film is actually going to be called A Nightmare On Elm Street: The Musical, and will include a cameo appearance by Robert Englund, who promotes a new software on DVD designed to help people learn how to play the piano

-the next film by the movie studio "The Asylum" will be a slugfest called KexMexzilla, Matthewthra And Packmuleghidorah: All Out Jackasses Attack

-even angels eat beans

-world governments will, at the behest of KexMex, an unpaid consultant to many world leaders, get together at a summit in Stockholm, Sweden in order to ascertain how to harness the energy, for industrial and military use, of common human farts

-KexMex will, with the help of a small army of sympathizers, construct an enormous dirigible, arm it with rotten vegetable matter, then take to the skies in his huge militarized blimp, threatening to drop rotted organic matter on major world cities until McDonalds agrees to hire George W. Bush to become it's next "Ronald McDonald"
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Some animal themed movies I'm looking forward to seeing this year and next:

Hippo Blast: River Of Fear(2009)
Hippo Blast 2: Yaw From Hell(2010)
Chicken Wing: The Motion Picture(2009)
Chicken Wing 2: To Beak Or Not To Beak(2010)
Porkers: The Movie(2009)
Porkers 2: Son Of Blubber(2010)
Porkers 3: Swine Lake(2010)
The North American Flying Squirrel: A Documentary(2009)
The North American Flying Squirrel Revisited: War Of The Acorns(2010)
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Hippy's vs Jack da King...

Coming soon. loco
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Matthew, several more observations since our last talk:

-things are never as they seem... ... loco2

-despite what you may believe I am not actually Godzilla, in human form, and loitering around this message board because my employer, Toho, has fired me and kicked me off their corporate headquarters property tongue-1

-it's perfectly okay to blast cantaloupes, watermelons and/or other large and fleshy fruits with a hammer, and for no specific reason, if you so desire
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I uploaded my latest music video into my Youtube account, but I had to delete it because of copyright. sadlyicon
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I uploaded my latest music video into my Youtube account, but I had to delete it because of copyright
You got a warning from YouTube about it?
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Hippys! RUN!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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John has let me back on gojiras sanctuary. But I still like this place more. Atleast more people will read my articles...
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John has let me back on gojiras sanctuary
How charitable of him. tongue-2

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C.E.L.I.A online. Running systems check.

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You got a warning from YouTube about it?


Not a warning, but a E-Mail saying something about it been effected, the Audio of it was gone.. so I deleted it, since there is IMO no point on having a Music Video with no music on my Account.
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Edited by Jack da King, Jan 18 2009, 08:43 PM.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Isn't this like the eighth time somebody has said this? Does anybody else find the joke old?
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Isn't this like the eighth time somebody has said this?


I doubt its the eighth, since I hardly even remember it. confuze

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Does anybody else find the joke old?


If you find the joke old, I can call you Jack da Mac. winky tongue-1 loco
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Isn't this like the eighth time somebody has said this? Does anybody else find the joke old?
Yeah, it's gotten old, Jack, no doubt about it. The next time someone calls you "Jack da Freeman" I will personally mail them various parts of a dead chicken. That should sufficiently put the fear of God into them and compel them never to do this again...well, everyone but KexMex, who doesn't really believe in God. Regarding Kex, I might have to mail him a CD of ABBA. tongue-1

Attention everyone: please do not call Jack da King "Jack da Freeman" anymore!


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I present my latest MV:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=OEMPW80eePQ

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Jan 18 2009, 10:35 PM
Isn't this like the eighth time somebody has said this? Does anybody else find the joke old?
Yeah, it's gotten old, Jack, no doubt about it. The next time someone calls you "Jack da Freeman" I will personally mail them various parts of a dead chicken. That should sufficiently put the fear of God into them and compel them never to do this again...well, everyone but KexMex, who doesn't really believe in God. Regarding Kex, I might have to mail him a CD of ABBA. tongue-1

Attention everyone: please do not call Jack da King "Jack da Freeman" anymore!


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The Monsters HD cable channel is shutting down at the end of January, 2009: http://www.dreadcentral.com/story/rest-peace-monsters-hd

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