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Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 10:02 AM (885 Views)
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What is your favorite thing that happens in each story?
Any of the kills(deaths) are what I would call "favorites". sickko

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Would you say the spelling has improved?
Improved? Yes. Still need to keep working at it though. tongue-1

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Did you like the characters?
Yes.
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FLINT CRACKLEBANGER THE MOVIE

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More questions for Mr. Packmule:

Would you say I detailed the deaths for both stories well?. heyo

Also did you think the kill from the Freddy-Only Story was creative and fits Fred's way of killing?. heyo

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More questions for Mr. Packmule:

Would you say I detailed the deaths for both stories well?

Also did you think the kill from the Freddy-Only Story was creative and fits Fred's way of killing?

To the first question: yes

To the second question: yes on both counts
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Last question:

What story did you like more - The Stabber Killer or Freddy's Book Of Kills?. heyo
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Last question:

What story did you like more - The Stabber Killer or Freddy's Book Of Kills?
Freddy's Book Of Kills
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Sorry Packmule, the real last question:

Do you think the Stabber Killer was a good first Non-fanfiction story?. heyo
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Do you think the Stabber Killer was a good first Non-fanfiction story?
Yes.
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LEGIONMASTER IS AN ASSHOLE
What did he do?. heyo
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LEGIONMASTER IS AN ASSHOLE
very funny


You are aware, G2K, that he's still a registered member of this message board, and could be looking at this post right now, right? tongue-1

He was actually one of the first people to register and join Monsterland Forums. Unfortunately he stopped posting, presumably because of some comments I made at another message board(which he saw ?) regarding the staff(moderators and admins) of Toho Kingdom's forums. winky
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I will make what you said about my stories into reviews, do you have anything else you want to say about them?. heyo
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I will make what you said about my stories into reviews, do you have anything else you want to say about them?
Not at the moment...but I might have something more to say...after you've posted the reviews. topper tongue-1
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hog-jiramatthew groink!

That is all.

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Gojimatt:
For the past three days we have been e-mailing enouther and debating on why he does not belive in second chances or that people can change.

Packmule:
Let him read. He doesn't post here anyway so fuck him.
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Gojimatt:
For the past three days we have been e-mailing another and debating on why he does not believe in second chances or that people can change

Question: why do you care what Toho Kingdom member "Legionmaster" believes? If the staff of TK's forums won't let you rejoin their message board then just accept it and move on. After all, there are other message boards where you can post.

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Packmule:
Let him read. He doesn't post here anyway so f*ck him
I'm not going to be overly critical of you for blasting this guy, including the use of profanity, in this post. I'd be a hypocrite to do so since I've been guilty of posting some inflammatory remarks, including profanity, on occasion. My point: I see to it that it's the exception for me, and not the rule, and also that it's not an extended personal attack on anyone.

You've slammed this guy and let everyone know how you feel about him. We get it. Now, do me a favor and keep a post like this restricted to PM's in the future. I would appreciate it pal. winky
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Jack da King hasn't posted here in a week.


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Ive been off work all week, since Im not getting enough sleep and the heat is effecting me badly. sadlyicon
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Ive been off work all week, since Im not getting enough sleep and the heat is affecting me badly
Two questions:

-why do you think it is that you're not getting enough sleep?

-are you spending a lot of time outside?
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I had a little shoggoth I conjured up one day
I used an elder sigil, so shoggoth and I play
Shoggoth, shoggoth, shoggoth
With mouths and psuedopods
Shoggoth, shoggoth, shoggoth
Foul creature of the gods

One day while we were playing, my monstrous pal broke free
I dropped the elder sigil, the shoggy turned on me
Shoggoth, shoggoth, shoggoth
He ripped me to a shred
Shoggoth, shoggoth, shoggoth
We played and now I'm dead
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Kex, I've caught Flint Cracklebanger, aka Terrence Hackney, attempting to burglarize my residence. I've detained him and, threatening to remove his fingernails and toenails with pliers, managed to get him to talk, and he had some interesting, and unusual revelations:

1. watermelons have a history, each and every one of them

2. George W. Bush was actually Bozo The Clown made to look like Bush through extensive make up props

3. introverted people fantasize about blasting cantaloupes open with a sledgehammer

4. the internet message board Monsterland Forums is actually a portal into another dimension, it's so called "site founder" actually an amoeboid like creature called, within its own indigenous world, a "Slopperjym"

5. lions are not the "kings" of Earth's animal kingdom at all and are in fact very timid, frightened of even tiny creatures like fruit flies

5. fruitcake is the official dessert of Sweden

6. the United States Of America is not a country but rather a huge book club that masquerades as a country

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I've been quite sick since Wednesday. I may be coming down with the flu, I'm sorry to report. sadlyicon
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Why do you think it is that you're not getting enough sleep?


Because the temperature in my room is too warm, making it hard for me to fall asleep.

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Are you spending a lot of time outside?


Nope.
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^I got the same. But it is more like a head cold, which is making it hell to sleep and my feet are always sweating. BUT I AM NOT MISSING GMK!
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Ive resurrected an old A Halo Parody story idea I had and I am writing more to the story. dancing admin
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Over the last two weeks I have been communicating with many old college classmates. For those of you who may not know, I attended and graduated from The Citadel, a liberal arts military college in Charleston, SC in May, 1984. Among the email exchanges with my old classmates some photos have emerged, from days gone by, including this one, me and my absolute best friend from college, taken in 1985(a year after I graduated) during "Open Barracks"(homecoming):

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THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!. tongue-1
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One of my fondest memories of my college alma mater, The Citadel, was the entire first year, also called "fourth class year". First year cadets were referred to as "fourthclassmen" or "knobs" and part of the fourth class experience was early runs in the AM, runs on Friday afternoon, and PT(physical training) in the barracks, meted out by the upperclassmen(sophomores, juniors and seniors). Here's a pic from May, 1981: our fourth class year is winding down and the upperclassmen run us ragged one more time...before the traditional "recognition" ceremony in which fourthclassmen shake hands with the upperclassmen and we can start calling these guys by their first name:

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Barracks PT, like in the above image, usually consisted of lots of push ups, running up and down stairs, and sit ups. winky
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OPERATION: SHAKY ALLIANCE
In a last-ditch attempt to defeat the Authority, Khamsin agreed with Gail that the only remaining strategy was to liberate Shothath from the Authority's laboratories.

Despite heavy resistance from the Authority and their enslaved Protoss, the Wanderers successfully recovered the Cerebrate, gaining control of its Brood, but lost the Praetor in the process. However, the successful rescue and control of Shothath and the Thrym Brood would come to be the conflict's main turning point.
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OPERATION: SHAKY ALLIANCE
In a last-ditch attempt to defeat the Authority, Khamsin agreed with Gail that the only remaining strategy was to liberate Shothath from the Authority's laboratories.

Despite heavy resistance from the Authority and their enslaved Protoss, the Wanderers successfully recovered the Cerebrate, gaining control of its Brood, but lost the Praetor in the process. However, the successful rescue and control of Shothath and the Thrym Brood would come to be the conflict's main turning point.
OPERATION: TO COMPREHEND KEXMEX'S POST IN QUOTATIONS

In a last ditch effort to defeat the specter of confusion over what Kex is referring to, Packmule agreed with his conscience that the only remaining strategy was to liberate his own mind from the overwhelming randomness of KexMex's post.

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