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Your a little bit off by what Ii said. winky
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Your a little bit off by what I said
Indeed.


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More spam dedicated to my dear friend KexMex. The theme - movie titles that never were:


  • Mother's Gorilla Part 2: Don't Slip On My Banana Peel
    Pat Boone: The Motion Picture
    Lick Of The Gibbon: The Adventure Begins
    Master Chef: HALO Cooking School
    Bladder Opus 2: Entrail's The Thing
    Overactive Bladder: The Musical
    The Buck: Terms Of Endeerment
    Saddles Are In Phase 3: Horseweed Invasion



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Movie titles that never were continued, and dedicated to the world's very own modern day Nostradamus, and MF member KexMex:

Horse Blast: The Motion Picture
Horse Blast 2: Saddle Nova
Horse Blast 3: Hoofing It
Horse Blast 4: Whinney The Pooh

March Of The Gorillas 2: Silverback Returns
March Of The Gorillas 3: Knuckle Sandwich

Spit Pot: The Movie
Spit Pot 2: The World According To Slobber
Spit Pot 3: Til Death Do Us Pot
Spit Pot 4: Making The Grode
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http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4956499/13195868

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Good news,

I found my Godzilla (1954) and Godzilla Raids Again Music Video, which I thought was deleted. big grin
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I am feeling depressed... I have failed twice, people don't like me having long hair, say I have body odor (damn you AXE brand), being overweight (I am nothing compared to some other kids), and stained teeth which saddly no matter how much I brush, it won't come out and some of thoes strips are expensive. So, at almost 16, I have never had a gf. But I am in a play - one I shall only do two more times. But I was thinking and this play gave me a gf... I also looked back at how I was durring the past three weeks of production and I saw I was actualy happy... And now all of that is about to be ripped away from me... I am listening to this song over and over, seems to be the only song that can stop me from crying over what I am about to loose.

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I am feeling depressed...
Sad to hear your depressed. sadlyicon

Perhaps watching comedy videos might help you feel a little better. winky
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people don't like me having long hair
I can understand how that might make you feel unhappy. The thing is, it's your hair and your life. If you want to wear it long then wear it long. I would suggest you at least consider changing your hair style every now and then, not for the sake of change but only because you might actually like the variation.

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say I have body odor
Assuming you bathe daily by either showering or a bath you may want to change bar soaps. Back when I was a workout freak I used to shower with cheapie generic bar soap and shortly thereafter a couple of former girlfriends would comment that I still smelled as if I had just left the gym. Rather than being offended I called my doctor. He said since I sweat a lot I needed to use a stronger soap(and a stronger deodorant) as well as "Gold Bond" powder. Result: no more complaints about me being stinky even after a hot shower. winky

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being overweight (I am nothing compared to some other kids) and stained teeth which saddly no matter how much I brush, it won't come out
Regarding your "overweight" comment you have the power to change that. Regarding your "stained looking teeth" you may need a dentist to clean them or, at the very least, call a dentist and ask him why your teeth don't look good despite normal brushing and strips.

Don't sit around and lament these things, Evan. You'll only make yourself more miserable. Do something about all of these things: set up some realistic goals and then go about making them happen.
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As you can see i cannot type backwards
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As you can see i cannot type backwards
And as you no doubt can see by my reply of "buh" I can spam with the best of them. tongue-2
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Maybe i could take lessons.

Once i was a man, now im a dog who seems like a man but i am a dog inside waiting to unlesh me inner self
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Big problem though:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Big problem though:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
If you're talking about the dentist. How much $ would you need to try different bar soaps...or to take an extra shower every day? You also wouldn't need any $ to start a walking program, or a general exercise regimen either. winky
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Water bill and diffrent soap bars. Though I will try...
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I never even heard of them. In other news, a friend of mine's mother's blog posted a pic and vid from my school's production of Fiddler of the Roof. Well, there is a pic of me with white pupils, I am between "Logan" and the *namless due to legal reasons* Korean girl:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kxX6BvJ38UE/Sf0JWh6mOvI/AAAAAAAAAKM/_4AweCNvvT0/s1600-h/Fiddler+On+The+Roof+Jr.+021.jpg

(note that this is a bad pic of the Korean girl and she is much more cute from a diffrent angle).

Here is my friend's mom's blog: http://hollymichelepricesmith.blogspot.com/

I flipped out. I was just looking about how much publicity we got and I came accross this. Totaly random!
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I never even heard of them. In other news, a friend of mine's mother's blog posted a pic and vid from my school's production of Fiddler of the Roof. Well, there is a pic of me with white pupils, I am between "Logan" and the *namless due to legal reasons* Korean girl
The young lady holding the flowers looks very cute, Evan. winky
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Glad you agree with my opinion...
Do you know her personally? Have you ever talked with her?

Me, I used the direct approach in high school, regarding the young ladies, especially if I wanted a date with them(among other things tongue-1 ). Did it work the majority of the time? No. But it did work sometimes. sickko
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Glad you agree with my opinion...
Do you know her personally? Have you ever talked with her?

Me, I used the direct approach in high school, regarding the young ladies, especially if I wanted a date with them(among other things tongue-1 ). Did it work the majority of the time? No. But it did work sometimes. sickko
I have been warming up to human interaction on a social level. The thing was that when I first came from Memphis, I was a newcomer who since I was from a private school had a more complex and varied vocab. along with a stronger accent which people kept asking me what words meant. Since then, it has been getting better.

Me and Mrs. Korean girl talk. I sit in front on her in chorus. We sometimes talks, but the only real important things that happened is our interaction in the play (We did Fiddler on the Roof, I was Fyedka and she was Chava), what happened back stage (she acting like she was singing a rock version of "If I were a Rich man", she and me staying back stage to practice binge drinking with metal steins, ect.) But I had to thank her for she did give me a confidence boost and I have lost my fear of speaking in front of crowds. I try to always open the door for her and stuff. However, she seems to be making the moves for conversation. However, people now know me by Fyedka and not Evan. However, I have plans to try to get the message out that I have "feelings" for her. I gave her a Recces cup (I am now trying to diet more. My lunches are now consisting not of nachos with chocolate milk but instead pickles, chicken sandwiches, and fat free vanilla milk) and have a seventh grader who is part of her bowling team say to her, "I heard Evan has a crush on you." Get stuff brewing". Hopefully I plan on asking her out to the end of the year dance. Maybe also continue things next year perhaps...

But then again, I got this side of me - a dark and evil side - which reminds me that a gf and a wife in general is a bad financial decision (can't say much since I do not believe in sex before marriage unless our love is as strong as Dracula and Mina's in Coppola's version of Dracula (I better not hear Twilight be mentioned - that was crap)). But she did yell out "cool" when I told her what I was in to since she asked. So she knows I am a daikaiju fan. Plus, both of us share a common area - manga.
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But then again, I got this side of me - a dark and evil side - which reminds me that a gf and a wife in general is a bad financial decision
I'm certain every adult male person has felt that way at some time, some obviously more than others. At your young age I would suggest you keep an open mind about this(and everything related). As you get older your attitude may change. What's important Evan is allowing yourself the room in that head of yours to look at things, and people, from all "angles", and making an allowance within yourself that you can change your mind.

You mention your weight and diet. Here's something simple that will benefit you and also help you lose weight, and without costing you any money:

Exercise

1. walking: walk a mile a day to start, gradually increasing your distance every couple of weeks. Get to where you're walking 2-2.5 miles a day. The average person can walk two miles(or slightly more) in an hour(or a little less).

2. pushups: start with doing 5-10 a day and gradually, and I mean gradually, increase the number you do. You'll be sore at first, no doubt about it and you always want to stop if real pain in your arms develops. Doing pushups can help tone up your arms, chest and also help to reduce your waistline. This activity also costs nothing in terms of money.

Diet:

1. eliminate junk food and soda pop drinks from your diet altogether or designate one day per week when you allow yourself to consume them. The rest of the days in your week these things are off limits!
You should be drinking tea, moderately or lightly sweetened(or unsweetened), water, coffee and juice(not sugar loaded fruit drinks but real juice)

2. reduce your consumption of foods like pizza, ice cream and fried meats, all typically loaded with calories. Again, designate a day in the week to "treat" yourself to this stuff and then avoid these foods altogether for the rest of the week.

If you take up walking and simple calisthenics, couple with this dietary advice you can and will lose weight. Like the Nike commercial says, "Just do it."
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Well, looks like I may be walking to and from school every day now, even though it is only for the next 25 days. As for the drinks, that is all I drink and due to the economy, I mostly eat this: tv dinners. Saddly, we cannot afford much else.

But this summer, I shall get a job...
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I mostly eat this: tv dinners
Many TV dinners are all processed food which = garbage. Make sure to buy frozen entrees like "Lean Cuisine" and other things that include non-fried meat, potatoes and green vegetables.

I would also suggest yellow and white rice: eat a lot of rice. It's not expensive at the grocery store.

Something else to consider, Evan: build a small or medium vegetable garden and grow tomatoes, green beans and peppers. The owner of the company I work for grows many of his own veggies to save on his grocery bill. It does require work(and some occasional fertilizer). I can help you with any advice you'd need on building a vegetable garden: I've built several large veggie gardens for people I know. winky
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