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MONSTERLAND FORUMS was created on January 29, 2006 for the purpose of giving fans of giant monster films and other sci-fi/horror movies a friendly online meeting place to discuss all of their favorite films and other things of interest like video gaming and sports.

MONSTERLAND FORUMS has 180,000 posts. This online community, while over twelve years old, is currently no longer as active as the early years(between 2007-2009). Still, we have a half dozen members who continue to participate here.

For those who enjoy giant monster movies be sure to check out THE MEG, opening in theaters on August 10th, 2018. This film, based on the 1997 book "Meg", written by Steve Alten, features an enormous, 75 foot long Megalodon shark! Other giant monster movies that we fans can look forward to: GODZILLA KING OF THE MONSTERS(in 2019) and GODZILLA VS KONG in 2020! PACIFIC RIM-UPRISING(2018), the sequel to 2013's "Pacific Rim", is about to release to Ultra 4k and Blu Ray. In these movies, 250 foot tall robots defend Earth from an assault of other worldly giant monsters(kaiju).


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The Official SPAM, non topic and gripe thread
Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 10:02 AM (817 Views)
TheDreadedGodOfKaiju
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*Get's out a cold turkey from no where*

I'm going to turkeyslap someone. crazy2
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*Get's out a cold turkey from no where*

I'm going to turkeyslap someone
*snatches turkey out of Matthew's hands*

This turkey deserves its freedom! groink2!
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A Woman In A Lizard's Skin

That is all. crazy2
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Corky Poichech, late 50's rap star!!!!!
Listen kid, there are two things you didn't know about the Earth. One is me. And the other is... Godzilla
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Corky Poichech, late 50's rap star!!!!!
Welcome back Earth_warrior_Baragon. topper
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Cheers matthew, its been a while. Hulk1
Listen kid, there are two things you didn't know about the Earth. One is me. And the other is... Godzilla
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Cheers matthew, its been a while. Hulk1
Your welcome. dancing admin

So, how have you been?. topper
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Earth_warrior_Baragon
Dec 21 2009, 08:20 PM
Cheers matthew, its been a while. Hulk1
Your welcome. dancing admin

So, how have you been?. topper
Ive been good cheers, just getting ready for the arrival of my first child in 2 months time =) and getting ready for Christmas of course. How have you been?
Listen kid, there are two things you didn't know about the Earth. One is me. And the other is... Godzilla
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Welcome back Earth_warrior_Baragon
My sentiments exactly. Welcome back! Mr. Smiles
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How have you been?
Good and busy, but now I'm off work for a while. dancing admin

Also, congratulations. topper
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Chollocks vs. Chariot Archers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzmmlaZ9b9I
I love the B-Movies from the 50's, 60's and 70's. topper
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@anyone reading this post:

buh cathorse...that is all.
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Have a Merry Christmas everyone and a happy new year!

Edited by Bradman, Dec 24 2009, 01:03 AM.
I love the B-Movies from the 50's, 60's and 70's. topper
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Have a Merry Christmas everyone and a happy new year!

Merry Christmas to you! Mr. Smiles
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I hope everyone has had a good Christmas. topper

Anyway, I'm on holiday at the moment and I feel a little bit sick but it's not long till my family goes back home. winky

Before I go, one more thing: I demand more spam. tongue-1
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gojiramatthew
Dec 26 2009, 07:55 PM
Before I go, one more thing: I demand more spam
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I'm back home now, it's great to be back. dancing admin

Also, thanks for the spam Mr. Lee. topper
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I'm back home now, it's great to be back
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Also, thanks for the spam Mr. Lee
groink! Always happy to oblige. groink!
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Well... I missed you guys. big grin
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Happy new year to all. Unfortunately I'll be working through it but at least will be getting paid time and a half. So I guess I can't complain.
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Happy new year to all
Happy New Year to you Josh! Here's wishing you and your son the best in health in happiness in 2010 and beyond! Mr. Smiles
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Gripe: the stupid ads that are featured before most youtube videos.
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Yo momma.


That is all.
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I am using my brain, that is all. tongue-2
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I am using my brain, that is all
In the mood for a movie? I recommend these titles just released to DVD:

The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemules
Bling Kong
The Mighty Pecan Man
Dogjira Raids Again
Undersquirrel
The Muletrix: Reloaded
Rebirth Of Mulethra
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WARNING TO ALL WHO DISLIKE RUDENESS, IMPOLITENESS AND SKULLDUGGERY
YOU WILL NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL, OR MAYBE YOU WILL...

seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design,
"Packmule"
 
If I may ask, was there any particular reason for your latest hiatus from posting around here? heyo


first was a butcher smart with a wit,
using a knife he gave it a slit,
next was a carpenter strong and bold,
with a hammer and chissle he gave it a hole,
next was a tailor so tall and thin,
using red velvet he lined it within,
next was a hunter shrot and stout,
with fur from a fox he lined it without,
next was a preacher who's name was mcgee,
touched it and blessed it then said it could pee,
also a fisherman nasty as hell,
threw in a fid and gave it a smell,
next was a sailor a dirty young runt,
he sucked it then f***ed it and called it a c**t,
last came along god dumb as a barge,
f***ed it completely put a woman in charge.

IF YOU WANT TO DELETE THIS POST GO FOR IT...

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The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemules
Bling Kong
The Mighty Pecan Man
Dogjira Raids Again
Undersquirrel
The Muletrix: Reloaded
Rebirth Of Mulethra
There's Something About Muley
Pissing In Action


Also on DVD find these hits to box office

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Sherlock Boned -> a fangirls must have

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District 69 -> the aliens return

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Rambo Meets Bambi -> Banned in 36 countries worth the gaol time

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Robina Hood -> history gets a sex change

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the texas chilly massager -> those cold hands are killing me

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the man with the not quite so golden gun -> rated five silver stars

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the boy in NO pajamas -> hitler gone wild

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Dr yes -> when a yes man becomes the leader of a criminal syndicate...

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the lost wallet -> I climbed through a new world dodging dino's just for my wallet.

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breaking glass -> with your forehead to avoid watching


more remakes coming this fall... in ratings
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