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Also on DVD find these hits to box office

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Sherlock Boned -> a fan girls must have

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District 69 -> the aliens return

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Rambo Meets Bambi -> Banned in 36 countries worth the gaol time

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Robina Hood -> history gets a sex change

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the texas chilly massager -> those cold hands are killing me

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the man with the not quite so golden gun -> rated five silver stars

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the boy in NO pajamas -> hitler gone wild

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Dr yes -> when a yes man becomes the leader of a criminal syndicate...

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the lost wallet -> I climbed through a new world dodging dino's just for my wallet.

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breaking glass -> with your forehead to avoid watching


more remakes coming this fall... in ratings
All excellent titles...and here are some more I thought of while reading your post Mr. Blackdeath:

Legally Bland
Willie Lucha And The Choke-Out-A-Lot Factory
Dope Impact
Once Upon A Time In Mulexico
Desperadish
Crustacean 2: Out Of The Clawset
The Transporker ( groink! )
Transporker 2: Spammin And Drivin
Porkjira
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I'm going to drink your blood, Packmule... that is all. drac1
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I'm going to drink your blood, Packmule... that is all
Be sure to have some tequila shooters to chase down my blood: it'll go down a lot easier. winky
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Be sure to have some tequila shooters to chase down my blood: it'll go down a lot easier. winky
Ok, I would also get the salt and pepper. crazy2
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The Blind Dead Part 5 - Reading A Map (2010). tongue-1
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Jan 3 2010, 07:35 PM
The Blind Dead Part 5 - Reading A Map (2010)
And other titles of interest include:

Muskox: The Motion Picture(2002)
Muskox 2: Musk Of The Red Death(2004)
The Matthews Of Godzilla 3: In Through The Outback((2007)
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TEENAGE ZOMBIES! freak out
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Horseweed, Matthew.


That is all.
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Horseweed, Matthew.


That is all.
The horseweed isn't the problem Packmule, it's the TEENAGE ZOMBIES! freak out shokked
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The horseweed isn't the problem Packmule, it's the TEENAGE ZOMBIES!
The horseweed is indeed the problem...problem for you that is. A green, creeping horror that as we speak is inching its way across the floor of your room, and will cover you while you sleep. winky

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The horseweed is indeed the problem...problem for you that is. A green, creeping horror that as we speak is inching its way across the floor of your room, and will cover you while you sleep. winky

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I don't think it would even be able to find my room, nor get in... since I leave the door shut at night. very funny
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Cattlejira Raids Again: The Cowbell Terror(1954)
Cattlezilla's Revenge: How Now Brown Cow(1956)
Cattlezilla Vs Mothra: Big Cowju Battle(2000)
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Damn those Teenage Zombies... they ate my left kidney. freak out
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Buh, Matthew....buh.
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Buh, Matthew....buh.
I was expecting you to phone an ambulance. tongue-2
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I was expecting you to phone an ambulance
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While i was down in christchurch, i rented out 7 films from Alices Video land:
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla
Godzilla vs. Destroyah
Dawn of the Dead (1978 version)
Godzilla 2000
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.
The Thing from Another World

I also bought 2 box sets of godzilla movies. The first box set contained 6 Showa films ("All Monsters Attack" to "Terror of Mechagodzilla") and the second one contained 5 Heisei films ("Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah" to "Godzilla vs. Destroyah")
I love the B-Movies from the 50's, 60's and 70's. topper
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Buh, Matthew and Evan. Buh.
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Jan 6 2010, 09:14 PM
While i was down in christchurch, i rented out 7 films from Alices Video land:
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla
Godzilla vs. Destroyah
Dawn of the Dead (1978 version)
Godzilla 2000
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.
The Thing from Another World

I also bought 2 box sets of godzilla movies. The first box set contained 6 Showa films ("All Monsters Attack" to "Terror of Mechagodzilla") and the second one contained 5 Heisei films ("Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah" to "Godzilla vs. Destroyah")
Sounds good, I hope you enjoy all those films. topper

Anyway, the names Matthew... GojiraMatthew. tongue-2
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Jan 7 2010, 02:09 AM
Anyway, the names Matthew... GojiraMatthew
My name is Mule....Mule Bond. azz
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Jan 6 2010, 09:14 PM
While i was down in christchurch, i rented out 7 films from Alices Video land:
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla
Godzilla vs. Destroyah
Dawn of the Dead (1978 version)
Godzilla 2000
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.
The Thing from Another World

I also bought 2 box sets of godzilla movies. The first box set contained 6 Showa films ("All Monsters Attack" to "Terror of Mechagodzilla") and the second one contained 5 Heisei films ("Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah" to "Godzilla vs. Destroyah")
Sounds good, I hope you enjoy all those films. topper

Anyway, the names Matthew... GojiraMatthew. tongue-2
This is what i rated my rentals:

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II 6/10
Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla 5/10...The Baby godzilla was SOO cute, though.
Godzilla vs. Destroyah 8/10
Dawn of the Dead (1978 version) 4/10...I thought "Night of the Living Dead" was better.
Godzilla 2000 3/10
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. 8/10
The Thing from Another World 3/10

I've so far watched 2 of the Showa G films from the first box set, and this is what i rated them:
All Monsters Attack/Godzilla's Revenge: 7/10
Godzilla vs. Hedorah: 2/10...And they say "Godzilla's Revenge" sucked!

I'm watching "Godzilla vs. Gigan" at lunch time (in about 4 hours from now).
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This is what i rated my rentals:

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II 6/10
Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla 5/10...The Baby godzilla was SOO cute, though.
Godzilla vs. Destroyah 8/10
Dawn of the Dead (1978 version) 4/10...I thought "Night of the Living Dead" was better.
Godzilla 2000 3/10
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. 8/10
The Thing from Another World 3/10

I've so far watched 2 of the Showa G films, and this is what i rated them:
All Monsters Attack/Godzilla's Revenge: 7/10
Godzilla vs. Hedorah: 2/10...And they say "Godzilla's Revenge" sucked!

I'm watching "Godzilla vs. Gigan" at lunch time (in about 4 hours from now).
My ratings are completely different, the closest on the ratings we have is Godzilla vs Destroyah (1995) which I gave a 8.5/10, but to each their own. topper

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Conquer your fear, and i promise you that you will conquer death!"--Alexander the Great (331 BCE)
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Conquer your fear, and i promise you that you will conquer death!"--Alexander the Great (331 BCE)
The only way to conquer death is to give him booze. crazy2
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Conquer your fear, and i promise you that you will conquer death!"--Alexander the Great (331 BCE)
The only way to conquer death is to give him booze. crazy2
"Envelop him Bessus"--Darius III to his second in command Bessus at the start of the Battle of Gaugamela (331 BCE)
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I am Dr. Yes
Introducing the gender application device which we'll use on various states within the U.S.:

yo mammy illinois
dinkins alabama
sprench new yorkus
californicate arnoldus
dappa georginian
tejas heatwig
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