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Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 10:02 AM (798 Views)
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My desktop's powersupply died today which sucks because my desktop is my main computer but thankfully the powersupply is still under warranty.

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@ Matthew: Opportunities for bird dung part 2...

that is all.
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(Stan enters apartment)

Phil: "Dude...help me!"

(Phil's head is in a goldfish bowl with a rattlesnake inside, slithering around his face)

Stan: "How...the hell...did this happen?"

Phil: "DOES IT MATTER? (Snake bites him) OW, SON OF A-"
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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@ Jack da King: opportunities for bird dung, part 3...

that is all.
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"You seem a little hyperactive today," - one of my professors

"YesSir.It'sTheRainSir.TheRainMakesMeHyperSirTheRain
MakesAlotOfPeopleSluggishSir,ButTheRainMakesMeHyperSir."- me.

"Okay, just remember to breath..."

"WhatWouldIDoWithAUselessThingLikeBreathingSir?"

"Jeez, how do you talk so fast?" -a friend sitting next to me.

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(Continued from last)

Stan: "Okay, man, just calm down..."

Phil: "CALM DOWN? IT'S REALLY EASY FOR YOU TO SAY CALM DOWN,
YOU DON"T HAVE A FREAKING SNAKE ON YOU! (Snake begins hissing) Okay, calming down."

(Stan chuckles)

Phil: "What could possibly be so funny?"

Stan: "Well, think about it. You're always doing stupid sh*t that
I'm telling you off for, and now finally, it's gotten you bitten by a...
what is that, a diamondback?"

Phil: "How should I know!? Look, will you please just drive me to the hospital!?"

Stan: "Alright, let's go. How good of a navigator is your scaly friend there?"

Phil: "I swear to god, Stan..."
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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(In the car, on the way to the hospital. Stan is driving, while Phil warily eyes the snake that's coiled in front of his face.)

Phil: "Stan...I'm starting to feel kind of dizzy..."

Stan: "Don't worry, that's just the poison coursing through your blood."

Phil: "WHAT!?"

Stan: "Dude, don't worry, I'm just screwing with you. It's probably in your nervous system or something by now."

Phil: "What if it bites me again!?"

Stan: "Then I guess I'll need a new roommate."

Phil: "STAN!"

(Later, they are walking out of the hospital, Phil's head now snake-free.)

Phil: "Aahhh... fresh air...."

Stan: "Well, I hope you've learned a valuable lesson."

Phil: "Nope. I'm gonna go see how well that would work with a boa constrictor."
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Like Caprica a lot. In some ways more than BSG. I hope they don't cancel it.

Thought I would hate Stargate Universe. Still kind of disappointed in it as a Stargate show, but damn is it good for what it is.

FlashForward. Liked it at first. Grew to hate it. The final episode made me feel unexpectedly disappointed that we won't see more of it, though.

Heroes. Can't believe I stuck with that show until the end. It began sucking at the season 1 finale, and it just got worse and worse and worse. Mind-bogglingly bad writing. Even Robert Knepper's awesome performance couldn't save the latest season.

Human Target started out a bit weak, but got better and better with each episode. I really love the hell out of that show. Bear McCreary (of BSG and Caprica) does some awesome, classic, nostalgic, fully-orchestral music for each episode. Honestly, I think I am more glad to see it back than any other show. It deserves it.

V didn't really blow me away at first. I guess I enjoy watching it, and I'll probably continue watching it when it returns for season 2. It manages to get enough right for me to stay interested.

Bones has its problems, but I like it. Glad it's coming back. I'm a David Boreanaz fan too, so I'm glad for him.

Castle rocks. Nathan Fillion rocks. Glad this show is coming back.

I really like Community. Often incredibly funny show. Again, really glad it's coming back.

Fringe is kind of a natural extension of LOST and The X-Files, so naturally, I'm a pretty big fan of it. It started out pretty bad, but after a few episodes it started to get good. Second half of season 1 is where it really solidified itself as a good show.

I don't enjoy How I Met Your Mother as much as I used to, but I still watch it.

Loved the American Office at first. Got tired of it after a while. Got back into it recently. I enjoy it, but it's probably for the best that it won't be around much longer.

Supernatural is one of the greatest TV shows ever made. It probably should have ended with Eric Kripke's departure as lead showrunner this season, but you know I'll be watching when season 6 rolls around.

Vampire Diaries was unexpectedly good. Thought it would be terrible, but it's a damn good show. Looking forward to more of it.

I have a love/hate relationship with Chuck. I watch it and find it entertaining, and I like Adam Baldwin a lot, but I still have a lot of issues with the show. Glad it didn't get canceled, though.

Big fan of House M.D, as packmule well knows. Very glad it's coming back.

Like Lie to Me a lot more than I thought I would. The great writing and Tim Roth's excellent acting take this to another level.

NCIS is a fun show. Love the characters. Glad it's back. Wouldn't mind if this show went on forever and ever.

Was a pretty big fan of 24 off and on. Last season was pretty damn bad, though. I love the Jack Bauer character. I just wish the writing hadn't gone down the tubes. At least I have the movies to look forward to.

Being a pretty big Joss Whedon fan, my anticipation for Dollhouse was huge. The show was sometimes bad, sometimes average, and sometimes truly great. I'm disappointed that they weren't allowed to do the whole 5 season story arc, and I wish the networks hadn't messed with the show so much. They should have just let Joss have some creative freedom.

The above list is too old to have Happy Town, but that show is great. Blows my mind that the networks canceled it after only two episodes had aired. Yeah, it did start out a bit shaky. But it's gotten really good. Hope they manage to wrap up the story in 8 episodes.
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I can now see the "Delete" button. Yay! dancing admin
I love the B-Movies from the 50's, 60's and 70's. topper
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An update: I have been asked by the big boss(the owner of the company I work for) to take over the operations of our other nursery location, which is experiencing some problems right now. It will likely mean some extended hours for me as I learn the layout of this nursery and become familiar with the personnel there. Hopefully me and those working there will be able to fix the problems in the next few weeks.

Wish me luck you guys. winky

I will continue to log in daily at this board in the evening hours(7 PM-10PM) but my posting will likely decrease for a while, at least for the next few weeks.
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Luck wished upon you packmule. Mr. Smiles
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Whoah! NeoWrath, that is the most badass sig I have ever seen! What is that?
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Whoah! NeoWrath, that is the most badass sig I have ever seen! What is that?
It's a screenshot from the new Wolfman movie. Thanks for the compliment! big grin
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The Dream Of Dingleberries: The Motion Picture(2003)
cattle not in the market place
gorillas not in the mist
hyenas not in the steppes
milk not in the toast
horses not in the blast
chickens not in the coop
squirrels not in the trees
hogs not at the trough
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Phil: (Working at computer while Stan watches TV) "Stanley."

(Stan ignores him.)

Phil: "Hey, Stanley."

(Stan continues to ignore him.)

Phil: "Stanley!"

Stan: "Are you talking to me?"

Phil: "...what was your first clue?"

Stan: "My name's not Stanley, dude. It's just Stan."

Phil: "Oh, come on. that's got to stand for something."

Stan: "Well...yeah..."

Phil: "Come one, tell me!"

Stan: (Mumbles incoherently)

Phil: "What was that?"

Stan: "It's Stanmore, alright! My name is Stanmore!"

Phil: "...that is the stupidest name-"

Stan: "Now, see, this is why I didn't want to say!"
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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You've nowhere to hide
Nowhere to run
Your village will burn
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It's going to be me
that slaughters the world....

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PACKMULE ATE THE POLARITY!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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I like twins, Bow Chika Bow Wow. shifty eyes2
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@ Jack da King and gojiramatthew: the jesus blasthorse...that is all.
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The jesus blasthorse...that is all.
What has that got to do with twins?. tongue-1
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PACKMULE ATE THE POLARITY!
Now he's eating the moon.
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According to Doctor Who and the Silurians (1970), the moon is a small planet that got pulled into Earth's orbit about 50 million years ago.

BULLSH*T!
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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BULLSH*T!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1QzZ15-L38

very funny
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For those of you who believe in prayer please say one for two people I have know a long time, Chris and Mike, who live in Texas. I've known both of these people for a long, long time and they are as decent, honest and hard working people as you could ever meet. I've known Chris for thirty two years. I found out by way of Facebook tonight that Chris and Mike lost one of their children, fifteen year old Stephen, in a terrible boating accident. I've never had any children of my own but, that said, I still cannot begin to imagine the pain a parent must endure when they lose a child. A little part of me withers and dies every time I hear of someone dying at such a young age.

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