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The Official SPAM, non topic and gripe thread
Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 10:02 AM (787 Views)
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gojiramatthew
Sep 13 2010, 06:09 PM
I'm waiting for more comments
Here's another comment: Shadow Kitty awaits... hammer1 sickko
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I have brought myself a SNES console (With controllers and games) and an Atari Flashback, since I feel like going retro. topper
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I have brought myself a SNES console (With controllers and games) and an Atari Flashback, since I feel like going retro
Going retro, eh? Perhaps you would willing to play Shadow Kitty... sickko
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@ Matthew: I demand a Jira...immediately! clowny1
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Going retro, eh? Perhaps you would willing to play Shadow Kitty... sickko


Nope, sorry... but Shadow Kitty would have to find someone else to play with. tongue-1

Anyway, if anyone is interested in knowing what SNES games I got, just ask. big grin

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I demand a Jira...immediately! clowny1


Sorry, I'm to lazy to get it for you. crazy2
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Dracula: Dammit! I lost again! WWHHHHHYYYYYY!?!!??!?!!!

Richter Belmont: I'm a Belmont. That's my job.

Dracula: Yeah, yeah, shut up! I'll be back in a hundred years, you'll see!

Richter: And my great grandson will be waiting.

Dracula: Tell him to bring cake. Living on just blood gets old after a while.

Richter: I'll see to it that there won't be a bakery around here, and that everyone in my family will be horrible cooks.

Dracula: WHY?!?!?!?!

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@ NeoWraithVenom: heyo3

@ gojiramatthew: heyo

@ G2KMaster: what the living hell?

@ gojiramatthew II: clowny1
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Lately I've been looking at footage from Gamera vs Gyaos and I must say that Gyaos is badass. sickko rock on
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Congratulations ML for achieving 100,000 posts! Lee you've done such a great job on this site. Every time I look at how KG and ML have grown, i am always so impressed!

PARTY!
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Indeed, it is time to party. dancing admin

Also, great to see you here Donny, how have you been?. topper
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gojiramatthew
Sep 24 2010, 08:23 PM
Indeed, it is time to party
For me, Matthew it's time to start thinking about how to get this board to 200,000 posts. At any rate, I am pleased to see this site reach the 100,000 post mark. I'll leave this topic open for a week or two and then merge it into the "Official Spam & Gripe thread". winky

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Lee you've done such a great job on this site
Thanks for the kind words, Donny. Mr. Smiles
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Lately I've been looking at footage from Gamera vs Gyaos and I must say that Gyaos is badass
And lately I've been conjuring up more spam for my dear friend gojiramatthew, spam that I must say is badass, some of it below:

turge flippyville
sloipety blastcattle
pusshammer horseybee
ipe roachbeem
kabeeble yussperk
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2001: A Pack Mule Odyssey
Underworld 13: Rise Of The Pack Mules
Dude Where's My Pack Mule?
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Hey guys, I realize I haven't been on much lately, but I'll now be coming back to being a regular poster.

In the mean time, here are more of the adventures of Stan Sanderson and Phil Wentsworth:

(In their shared apartment, Stan is standing outside the bathroom. Phil walks by)

Phil: Hey, dude, what's up?

Stan: Oh, I was gonna use the bathroom, but...

Phil: What's the problem?

Stan: There's a wasp in there.

Phil:......There's a white anglo-saxon protestant in our bathroom?

Stan: What? No, dumbass, I mean a wasp, like an insect! What is wrong with your brain?

Phil: Oh, that kind of wasp. Well...bye.

Stan: Wait, aren't you gonna help me kill it?

Phil: No.

Stan: Oh really? Well, where's your half of the rent, then?

Phil: Okay, fine, I'll help you kill it.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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PSP2, anyone?
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I am the exterminator. sickko
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Sep 29 2010, 09:59 PM
I am the exterminator
heyo

Then what does that make me?
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Sep 30 2010, 05:28 AM
Then what does that make me?
The Packmule. tongue-1
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horsemuh hoghammer
nathaniel birdvomit
chicken loapule
stinkhorse fiskenweed
blast porkulon
drebmons binklebuh
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horsemuh hoghammer
nathaniel birdvomit
chicken loapule
stinkhorse fiskenweed
blast porkulon
drebmons binklebuh
In other news:

Blah blah blah, yak yak yak, blah blah-blah blah blah yakkity yak
yak blahdy blahdy blah. Blah blah blah yak-yak, blah-blah blah
yak yak yak.

-related story p. 6
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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@ Jack da King: goddamnit...that is all.
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Packmule, your avatar is making me want to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre. topper
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Packmule, your avatar is making me want to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Matthew, your post is making me want to post spam:


blastmuh, gojiramatthew....blastmuh.
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horsemuh, gojiramatthew...horsemuh.
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very funny
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That poor cat... very funny
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Oct 12 2010, 10:15 AM
That poor cat...
Indeed...and also, I'm thinking, poor anyone who listens to the music, I word I use very loosely here, in the video. winky
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What's in a celebrity name?

Muley Cyrus
John Mulekovich
Larry The Cable Mule
Mussel Crowe
Dork Lundgren
Mule Gibson
Granny Glover
Chalk Norris
Gin Diesel
Karl Suburban
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With the leaves starting to come down and a project I'm working on right now(building a 60 foot long and ten foot wide gravel driveway) for a friend of mine I will not be logged in much around here this week. I will log in daily to check on admin cp related stuff and that's it. winky
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