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dancing admin gets a new hAirdo from angree angree + 5, NO?
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I am posting in this thread.
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Now I'm posting in it again.
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Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Now I'm posting in it again
It's called double posting. tongue-2

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And guess what's inside it!
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Feb 19 2011, 04:20 AM
I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a
I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt! I've got a jar of di-irt!
And guess what's inside it!
Uh, dirt?
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You play a bad game Jack, but the game is finished, now you die. TallMan
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Feb 20 2011, 02:09 AM
You play a bad game Jack, but the game is finished, now you die. TallMan
Oh yeah? Well, I've got a jar of di-irt, I've got a jar of di-irt....
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Feb 20 2011, 04:33 AM
Oh yeah? Well, I've got a jar of di-irt, I've got a jar of di-irt....
A jar of dirt has nothing on this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Orp1DcA0w

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I"M SO BOARD.
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Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI­PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIIP­IPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI-PILLS!

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Francis: I hate pills. And witches. And gas tanks. And hunters. And crescendo events. And tanks. And car alarms. And boomers. And the SMG. And smokers. And commentary nodes that are in an area with loud music so you can't hear them.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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SPARTANS! TONIGHT, WE'RE GRABBIN' PILLS! crazy2
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Feb 21 2011, 11:21 PM
And boomers
heyo

Really? You hate people who are "baby boomers"? That, by the way, would include me. winky
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Jack da King
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And boomers
heyo

Really? You hate people who are "baby boomers"? That, by the way, would include me. winky
Wrong kind of boomer, Pack. Francis (not me) hates the boomer zombies from L4D.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Do you... want to drink... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMILK?!
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Do you... want to drink... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMILK?!
I want... gojiramatthew to stop posting Do you... want to drink... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMILK?! in posts.

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After hearing about the earthquake in New Zealand, I hope that Wendybrad is alright. sadlyicon
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After hearing about the earthquake in New Zealand, I hope that Wendybrad is alright
I thought about "wendybrad" when I saw the news about the New Zealand earthquake. Obviously, and like you Matthew I hope he and his family are alright. sadlyicon
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The lyrics to "Rhinestone Packmule", a new song performed by Don Key Braymus:

I've been walking these trails so long
Braying the same old song
I know every tumbleweed in these dirty plains of Cheyenne
Where hustle is the name of the game
And nice mules get washed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of compromising
On the trail to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shining on me

(refrain)Like a rhinestone packmule
Trotting out like a stud in a star spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone packmule
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know

And offers coming over the phone

Well I really don't mind the rain
And a bale of hay can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're riding a mule
That's taking the long way
And I dream of the thing I'll do
With corn on the cob and a dollar tucked inside my hoof
There's been a load of compromising
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shining on me

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I demand huh?
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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My Xbox broke down. My uncle will get me a slim for my birthday, but that's a whole month. HOW WILL I SURVIVE A MONTH WITHOUT FALLOUT 3?
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Feb 26 2011, 04:55 AM
HOW WILL I SURVIVE A MONTH WITHOUT FALLOUT 3?
Some suggestions that may help you successfully endure this inconvenience:

1. consume some acorns for their purportedly calming effect on your gastrointestinal system

2. read a book to pass the time

3. chop firewood to work out any physical stress

4. chew on some horseweed to alleviate mental stress

5. make weird facial expressions in a mirror to occupy your mind

6. stare at a wall for hours at a time to induce drowsiness when you can't sleep

Good luck. tongue-1
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Jack da King
Feb 26 2011, 04:55 AM
HOW WILL I SURVIVE A MONTH WITHOUT FALLOUT 3?
Some suggestions that may help you successfully endure this inconvenience:

1. consume some acorns for their purportedly calming effect on your gastrointestinal system

2. read a book to pass the time

3. chop firewood to work out any physical stress

4. chew on some horseweed to alleviate mental stress

5. make weird facial expressions in a mirror to occupy your mind

6. stare at a wall for hours at a time to induce drowsiness when you can't sleep

Good luck. tongue-1
Or you could just nap for the entire month....
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Feb 26 2011, 05:57 PM
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Feb 26 2011, 04:11 PM
Jack da King
Feb 26 2011, 04:55 AM
HOW WILL I SURVIVE A MONTH WITHOUT FALLOUT 3?
Some suggestions that may help you successfully endure this inconvenience:

1. consume some acorns for their purportedly calming effect on your gastrointestinal system

2. read a book to pass the time

3. chop firewood to work out any physical stress

4. chew on some horseweed to alleviate mental stress

5. make weird facial expressions in a mirror to occupy your mind

6. stare at a wall for hours at a time to induce drowsiness when you can't sleep

Good luck. tongue-1
Or you could just nap for the entire month....
Now, see, that's a good idea. Why can't you come up with ideas like that, Pack?
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Feb 26 2011, 06:13 PM
Now, see, that's a good idea. Why can't you come up with ideas like that, Pack?
I like my suggestions better. Besides, you'll save by not having to spend any money for over the counter sedatives by doing what I advised and not what NeoWraithVenom suggested. clowny1
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I recommend renting/buying DVD's, Jack. topper
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