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The Official SPAM, non topic and gripe thread
Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 10:02 AM (765 Views)
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HAVE YOU EVER WANTED FREEDOM SO BADLY, YOU WERE WILLING TO SLAP A DIETICIAN?
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....OH, OH MY MY GOD

...OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY

....OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OH
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWheatley.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWheatley
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Brains, Packmule... brains. zombie1
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Brains, Packmule... brains
heyo chicken1 heyo
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Why doth I always loseth at Team Fortress 2?
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Why doth I always loseth at Team Fortress 2?

EDIT: Sorry about the double post, that was an accident.
Edited by Jack da King, Sep 18 2011, 07:32 PM.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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EDIT: Sorry about the double post, that was an accident
heyo

Should I contact OSHA?
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Packmule, what happened to my post with that Angry Video Game Nerd pic?. heyo
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Packmule, what happened to my post with that Angry Video Game Nerd pic?
I noticed that it was gone just now. I think yesterday, and when quoting(or trying to quote) your post with this image I hit the "delete" button by accident. Sorry. winky
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My dog just crapped on the floor boredd
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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My dog just crapped on the floor
Are you going to hire one of those mobile cleaning services to handle this mess?
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No, I had to take care of it myself.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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@ Jack da King: Dog Crap Releases Methane Gas: The Motion Picture(1984)
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Jimmy Fallon does a fairly good impression of Charlie Sheen:



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Alright, guys, I now have proof that Wikipedia is a reliable info source:

I intentionally put up some false information: that Benedict Cumberbatch would be playing the Master on Doctor Who in 2012 (Not a bad idea, but still untrue.). Said false information was removed within fifteen minutes. This is what I've been saying: the people who keep Wikipedia accurate far outnumber the ones who put up false information, and any false information that is put up is removed within minutes.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Has anyone ever got a hangover...before you stop drinking? I don't know; maybe I already had a headache brewing. That and the fact that I take 800 frickin' milligrams of meds a day. Meds that have been proven to at least double the effect of alcohol.

Gas prices suck. I'm broke, had to borrow money from Mom to go to the gas station so I could mow some yards today. Twenty bucks. I put ten in the truck, and ten in the gas can. I got a little over three gallons in each. Are you freakin' kidding me? If I had met the President of BP today I would have kicked him in the balls.

But I got paid today, so it wasn't so bad. It still makes me want to vomitard
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If I had met the President of BP today I would have kicked him in the balls

very funny

The thing is, I doubt if this jackass has any.

If I read your post right you "mow yards"...? I ask because I currently work part time doing lawn maintenance with a local lawn maintenance contractor.

I have worked in the landscaping industry since August, 1995. winky
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No, I'm sure he doesn't. He just stuffs $100's down the front of his pants to make it look like he does.

I've never worked for a contractor, but me and my Dad have been doing it for probably fifteen years now. Now it's just me, because I'm out of work. If things don't change with the job situation by near-spring, I'm going to put my name in the newsletter again.

I need some money so I can feed BP's president's kids. angree

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Ok, I was thinking about doing this at another forum, but I'm going to try it here and see how it goes.
Think of something that technically could happen in real life to you or somebody else that is so ironic that it would merit a facepalm. It doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing, but something so weird that all the stars would have to line up correctly to happen.

Example: You've been a member at a certain forum for some time, and you really like it, but there's one guy that follows you around flaming you. You hate him with all your existence. Then later you find out it's your best friend. *facepalm*
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Think of something that technically could happen in real life to you or somebody else that would merit a facepalm. It doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing, but something so weird that all the stars would have to line up correctly to happen

I can think of numerous things off hand that would absolutely merit a "face palm" based on your parameters, including the planetary alignment:

-I encounter a leprechaun on the way home from work

-I am asked out on a date by a supermodel

-The filling in one of my molars begins picking up radio signals from Havana, Cuba

-I begin regrowing hair on my head after I start taking a Flintstones chewable vitamin daily

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I got Pokemon Soulsilver today, so I might not be on as much as I usually am. topper
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I guess maybe I should have said "something ironic". I think that's what I meant. I may go back and change it.

Here's one: You and your significant other have been together for some time. You heard about the star registry on the radio, and thought it would be a romantic gesture to name a star after her. You register it, and you reveal her new star to her. You have her look through a telescope to see it. As she does, the star explodes.

That probably would never happen, but when I have nothing better to do with my time, I think about shit like this. I know, it's sad. What's even more sad is when I thought about that, I laughed hard. cheeky
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.. but when I have nothing better to do with my time, I think about shit like this. I know, it's sad
This might describe me and much of what I post in the "the official spam thread". tongue-1

Topic: something ironic? How about a guy who goes to visit his friend on the farm but stops for an order of chicken McNuggets at McDonalds. After arriving at the farm, and finding his McNuggets cold inside the bag, the fellow proceeds to feed them to a group of chickens who are loitering around his friend's farmhouse. chicken1
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