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I would, but the coffee was hilarious, yet few cookie pictures reach that level

I don't know about that.
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Yesteday was a big race day for me, I ran a 10K (6.2 miles) here in downtown Austin. The weather was pretty favorable, there were a few spots of light rain but it was neither cold nor hot enough to complain. I ran it in 48 minutes, 16 seconds which was a great improvement over my time last year of 51 minutes. I ran about a 7 minute 30 second mile pace for most of the race. I developed s pretty nasty blister about the size of a quarter on my foot during the 4th mile but was able to run through it and finish without letting it slow me down much.
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My parents and my youngest brother went to Sweden for a week, which leaves me and my older brother the house to ourselves, but we live on a farm, so we have to wake up every morning to work, and go out every afternoon.......
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My parents and my youngest brother went to Sweden for a week, which leaves me and my older brother the house to ourselves, but we live on a farm, so we have to wake up every morning to work, and go out every afternoon.......

Ironically, my parents left Sweden for a vacation in Spain for a week, leaving me home alone. tongue-1
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Mar 31 2008, 11:48 PM
Ironically, my parents left Sweden for a vacation in Spain for a week, leaving me home alone

I'm sure if you got bored, Kex, you could always drop Macaulay Culkin a line and ask him for suggestions on how to pass the time. tongue-1

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I ran it in 48 minutes, 16 seconds which was a great improvement over my time last year of 51 minutes
As someone who has run in a lot 10Ks in the past(The Peachtree Road Race here in Atlanta, from 1977-1990), I can tell you your time was very good for someone who doesn't run professionally. I only broke the 50 minute barrier twice in 13 years of running "the Peachtree", and it's not easy to do. Well done, Josh.

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Well done, Josh.



Thanks. I trained a decent amount though I probably wasn't quite putting in the mileage per week I should have been due to all the restraints on my time. Also there are times Im just feeling too lazy to workout. Overall though I was pleased with the result. I'll probably do a 5k in a few weeks.
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For your information, this post is the 4,000th in Casual Chat.
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Apr 1 2008, 08:23 AM
For your information, this post is the 4,000th in Casual Chat.

You know, Kex, when I said you might have a future in the mortuary business I made have erred. You might do better as a statistician. tongue-2
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For your information, this post is the 4,000th in Casual Chat.

You know, Kex, when I said you might have a future in the mortuary business I made have erred. You might do better as a statistician. tongue-2

60% of all statistics are made up.

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60% of all statistics are made up

That statement in and of itself is a statistic. Forgetting that for a moment you're saying that 60% of all statistics are fabricated? What's your source for that? heyo
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Some statistics for Monsterland Forums that are a clear indicator this message board is growing:

-through the first three months of 2008 this site has amassed 4247 posts, an average of around 1415 posts per month and just over 47 posts per day.

In 2006 this site averaged only 15.4 posts per day for the year, and 25.1 posts per day for 2007.

Many thanks to everyone who has helped make Monsterland Forums a busier message board, this year, and in 2007 as well! thumbs up


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KexMex
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60% of all statistics are made up

That statement in and of itself is a statistic. Forgetting that for a moment you're saying that 60% of all statistics are fabricated? What's your source for that? heyo

I know the statement is a statistic. It's a rather popular joke.

Apologies for not making this clear.
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I know the statement is a statistic

Indeed(2007).


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It's a rather popular joke
Indeed II: KexMex Attacks!(2008), opening in theaters in the Fall of 2008

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Apologies for not making this clear
Indeed III:
KexMex Vs The Apology Monster(2009)
...in pre-production.


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And given the obvious popularity of anything involving me, stay tuned for IV and V as well.
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well this weekend Im going over to Blackdeath0001's house to sleep over, we will talk about continuing the AHP's, hopefully we'll get up the long awaited part 7. :)
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well this weekend Im going over to Blackdeath0001's house to sleep over, we will talk about continuing the AHP's, hopefully we'll get up the long awaited part 7

You two play a lot of video games together as well, right? heyo
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More spam for my good friend Mr. KexMex, he the official sour puss of all spoiled and/or unruly children the world over:


Children Of A Lesser Clod
Village Of The Spammed
Children of The Spammed
Squids In The Hall
Chucky Cheese Theater Presents: Indeed V: KexMex Vs Barney(2009)
How Swede It Is
I Was A Teenage WereKex
The Day The KexMex Stood Still
FrankenKex Vs Packmule, Monster From Hell
Nut 'In Honey Theater Presents: FrankenKex Conquers The Squirrel

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Ah, and the audiences in the entire world are now waiting for the masterpiece "Indeed VI: Oh Yes, Quite Certainly!"
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Here's some spamenclature for you, Mr. KexMex, with a decidedly porkish theme:

Boar Of The Gargantuas
Count Ham-ula
Hamjira
The H Spam
The Last Hamosaur
Gorky Pork
Barefoot In The Pork
Jurassic Pork
Dante's Pork
The Porkseidon Adventure
The Silence of The Hams
Hamibal Lecter
Porkthra
Green Eggs And Spam
South Pork
The Six Million Dollar Spam
Earth Wind And Pork
A Pork-mare on Elm Street



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The Silence of The Hams
The Six Million Dollar Spam

I really want to see these!
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Others you might want to see as well, Kex:

National Lampoon's Spaminal House
Porkys 7: Roach Races At Half Ass Point
Spamians vs Predator
Invasion Of The Astro Spammers
All Spammers Attack
Where The Buffalo Roam 4: Buffalo Pie And Spam Boy
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Girls Gone Spam!


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You two play a lot of video games together as well, right?  heyo


Yes, we played Halo 1 and 2, Billy (A friend we both know) came over and we had a three way battle, I was in first place the most. B)

If you want to know I decided to come back home early.

Anyway I brang a Webcam I have, but since I didnt have a disc it came with (which downloads a program to make the WC work) we could do any new AHP parts. :(

However I did get some better music (which doesnt have that sound problem) and I made an A Halo Parody Music Video, while the quality of the clips are not that impressive (Then again the footage is from a webcam after all) I think the AHP MV is my best Music Video to date, once I upload it, I'll link you to it. rockin'
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Through the first five days of this month(April) Monsterland Forums has averaged 85.2 posts per day. Extended out for the rest of this month that would be just over 2400 posts for the month. Hopefully, even with some slow days here and there in April, we can surpass 2000 posts for the month. Keep it going everyone! thumbs up bravo clap


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Just when I start to think that practically nothing in life can put a smile on my face I come across this: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2253641/7101161&cache=1

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That has got to be one of the cutest things ever.

EVER.
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How was your day? Mine was faily boring, played some halo, became a Major Grade 2 today. Highest Skill 30 :D
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I got a Kawasaki ZZR 600 last december, and its already in the shop because of the Fuel pump. It quit working and had to push it home the other week. hopefully ill be getting it back this week.
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What would you pick if you had to choose between sundrop and coke.

sundrop for me :D
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WTF is sundrop?
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Apr 6 2008, 08:32 PM
That has got to be one of the cutest things ever.

EVER.

I suppose our reactions, Kex, to the video of this tiny creature suggest our hearts haven't completely frozen solid...yet. ;)
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