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You're a busy man, Matthew.


I know. :) busy bee

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Think "Heartwork" misses me at Gojira's Sanctuary Forums, Matthew?.


No, I dont think he does.
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Kurushimi seoi ai-wo mo sutete
Aku-wo sagashi sora kakeru (chienji reoparudon)
Kimi-wa naze kimi-wa naze
Tatakai tsuzukeru-no ka inochi-wo kakete
Hitosuji-ni hitosuji-ni
Muteki-no otoko supaida-man

Daremo shiranai machikado-ni (supaida-man)
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Kanashimi korae tomo-wo mo sutete
Aku-wo saguri sora kakeru (chienji reoparudon)
Kimi-wa naze kimi-wa naze
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Biru-no tanima-no kurayami-ni (supaida-man)
Kiraritoi hikaru ikari-no me (supaida-man)
Yasuragi sutete subete-wo sutete
Aku-wo outte sora kakeru (chienji reoparudon)
Kimi-wa naze kimi-wa naze
Tatakai tsuzukeru-no ka inochi-wo kakete
Hitosuji-ni hitosuji-ni
Muteki-no otoko supaida-man

Yoru-no shijima-no haiuei (supaida-man)
Kiraritoi hikaru ikari-no me (supaida-man)
Kurushimi seoi ai-wo mo sutete
Aku-wo sagashi sora kakeru (chienji reoparudon)
Kimi-wa naze kimi-wa naze
Tatakai tsuzukeru-no ka inochi-wo kakete
Hitosuji-ni hitosuji-ni
Muteki-no otoko supaida-man

Daremo shiranai machikado-ni (supaida-man)
Kiraritoi hikaru ikari-no me (supaida-man)
Kanashimi korae tomo-wo mo sutete
Aku-wo saguri sora kakeru (chienji reoparudon)
Kimi-wa naze kimi-wa naze
Tatakai tsuzukeru-no ka inochi-wo kakete
Hitosuji-ni hitosuji-ni
Muteki-no otoko supaida-man
Anyone around here translate Japanese to English? tongue-1
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I now have the perfect idea for my next movie poster!

Frankenstein vs. A Panda!
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Better make it before Steal Seijin steals one of the stars, the Panda of course. :ph43r:
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May 21 2008, 06:22 AM
Better make it before Steal Seijin steals one of the stars, the Panda of course. :ph43r:

Oh I see, with his Gwinging powers.

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/KexM...rrent=death.jpg

Bored this morning, made that. Probably the final time I'll be using the same Frankenstein image. It's the third time, and although it's a really good picture of Frankie, I should look for a new one.
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May 21 2008, 07:36 AM
Probably the final time I'll be using the same Frankenstein image. It's the third time, and although it's a really good picture of Frankie, I should look for a new one

I've been meaning to ask you about that, Kex. The Frankenstein monster you've been using has a Sonny Bono-esque hairstyle. Perhaps you're changing the character to the more traditional "flat top" Frankenstein appearance? heyo
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I've been meaning to ask you about that, Kex. The Frankenstein monster you've been using has a Sonny Bono-esque hairstyle. Perhaps you're changing the character to the more traditional "flat top" Frankenstein appearance? heyo

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/frankn11.jpg

Source picture, from the Marvel Frankenstein comic. As to your question, I'd prefer the famed Boris Karloff appearance (and it is generally how I imagine the character), but it's hard to find good and easy-to-cut pictures of it, especially with it being strictly in black-and-white (Photoshop is tricky).

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/KexM...rrent=panda.jpg

New one! Let's see if you recognize this Frankie!
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New one! Let's see if you recognize this Frankie!

I'm actually worried about the Frankenboy in this image. Pandas can be vicious, Kex. tongue-2
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New one! Let's see if you recognize this Frankie!

I'm actually worried about the Frankenboy in this image. Pandas can be vicious, Kex. tongue-2

Oh, quite. Not to mention the funniest-looking bears in the world. Clearly, Panda is a worthy opponent for Frankie.
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More spam dedicated to Mr. KexMex, with a decidedly "movie" theme:

Blight Club
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Rodeo Clown 3: Bull Run
Rodeo Clown 4: Yo Momma's Chuck Norris
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Salad 2: Lettuce Pray
Salad 3: Green With Envy
Salad 4: Mr. Parsley Goes To Washington
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These must be horror movies.
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breep hotad

In Swedish, this'd be "Breep threatened".

Who'd threaten Breep? :(
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http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/KexM...rent=abomib.jpg

Today's first creation, using two obscure comic book monsters for once.

I've written a few sentences in the beginning of Frankenstein meets the Human Dynamo. To clarify the circumstances of the story, I think I might need to make a timeline in the beginning.

If I manage to finish it, I might do ANY of the concepts I've created so far. Apart from Dracula + Orlok (Until I watch Nosferatu) and Frankenstein + Panda (Because I would not wish a panda hurt).
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May 22 2008, 07:22 AM
(Because I would not wish a panda hurt)

Neither would I Kex. The panda must be protected...at all costs. tongue-1

Nice sig by the way. Very textually appealing...even if it leaves something to be desired from an image standpoint. topper
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Pretty truthful, though, isn't it? I figure signatures are not necessarily forced to consist of pictures. Mine is simplistic, and I like it.

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/KexM...rent=human2.jpg

First solo-monster poster. What I like about the Dynamo concept is that there are several different characters looking similar to it, giving me various images to use for him. It was just a matter of paintbrushing and filtering to add a makeshift fire effect on him, but I will definitely have to practice.
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Nice image. Good concept.

Ever considered the possibility, Kex, that without our exchanges here this topic thread might go to hell in a hand basket? loco
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May 22 2008, 04:45 PM
Nice image. Good concept.

Ever considered the possibility, Kex, that without our exchanges here this topic thread might go to hell in a hand basket? loco

I don't think so. It remains very active during my periods of inactivity. It's the kind of thread every message board needs. I like it plenty.

I just didn't figure my images were worth a new thread, so I post them here in the thread with no particular topic. ^_^
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It's the kind of thread every message board needs


Agreed.

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I just didn't figure my images were worth a new thread, so I post them here in the thread with no particular topic
Not sure I agree with that but I understand and respect your wish to put them in this thread.

You still post at TK?
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Not sure I agree with that but I understand and respect your wish to put them in this thread.

Well, if you'd like it, I might start a thread with that. I do feel though, that the Spam thread is an excellent way to actually call good attention to them. It's a place EVERYONE comes to! dancing admin

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Yes, why?
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It's a place EVERYONE comes to!


Judging by the total posts in this topic thread I'd say you're right. tongue-1

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Yes, why?
Just curious. Nothing more. :)
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Speaking of flying squirrels, I've noted from
a) the summary of the plotline and
B) the beginning I've written
of my fanfic that it won't exactly be that much horror unlike the motion pictures Frankie usually stars in. It's actually very comic booky, if you know what I mean. Science, for instance, can go take a hike.
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May 22 2008, 06:13 PM
Speaking of flying squirrels

Question: when did we talk about flying squirrels? heyo (tongue-2)

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Science, for instance, can go take a hike
Happens all the time, in science fiction movies that is. franky
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Happens all the time, in science fiction movies that is. franky

Yes. Ironic, isn't it?

And we didn't talk about flying squirrels. It's just my way of saying, to quote Monty Python's classic line, "And now to something completely different".
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May 22 2008, 06:54 PM
And we didn't talk about flying squirrels. It's just my way of saying, to quote Monty Python's classic line, "And now to something completely different".

I understand. Had I been privy, beforehand, to your affinity for Monty Python I might have understood what you were you saying. shiftyeyes

I was thinking about the first time I ever watched a Godzilla movie: I was seven years old and my father took me to the Rialto Theater downtown, on a hot and sunny summer day to see Destroy All Monsters(1968) and The Green Slime(1968). I remember Toei's sci-fi film showed first as I was very antsy to get to DAM. The theater was fairly empty save for me, my father and a handful of others. I can recall that the theater seemed dirty with the stench of stale peanuts and popcorn in the air.

Later my father and I would see Journey To The Far Side Of The Sun(1969) and Krakatoa East Of Java(1969) at The Rialto, not to mention Jack The Giant Killer(1962) and Jason And The Argonauts(1963) at the larger Fox Theater.

Watching DAM at The Rialto was the beginning of my great love for Godzilla and giant monster films. This beginning is, I admit, a bittersweet and sometimes sad recollection as it was something facilitated by a person, my father, who is deceased, his death exactly nine years ago today.

The Rialto Theater was razed in 1962 and rebuilt into a larger facility, where it remained a cinema until 1989. Afterwards it was renamed The Rialto Center For The Performing Arts, and it remains open today.

The Rialto Theater as it appeared before the name change:
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Wow. It's very nice of you to share that story, Mr. Packmule.

My first time seeing a Godzilla film, I remember, was when I was seven. TV4 was back then the only channel worth bothering with if you wanted to see a movie on a friday evening. I was at a friend's house, with a third friend there as well, and the random collection of toys we had assembled was getting boring, so we turned on the TV. What was on happened to be Godzilla vs Mothra: The Battle For Earth. We didn't have anything to do, so we stayed and watched through the rest of the movie (And if I remember correctly it hadn't been going for very long when we came).

When I think back at it, the three of us cheering for Mothra is almost a cute scene. How terrible. Children are notoriously uncute.
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