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The Official SPAM, non topic and gripe thread
Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 10:02 AM (989 Views)
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May 27 2008, 12:01 AM
Sarge: "Simmons, kiss ass at will."

Simmons: "You're both an excellent leader, and a handsome man Sir."

Sarge: "Excellent work Simmons."


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Matthew, wherever you may post on the internet and at whatever message board of your choosing, promise me you'll never suck up to anybody. ;)

(I'm sure you don't anyway.) shiftyeyes
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My question is why doesnt John tell me any news, Ive been a Mod for sometime, yet I dont even get told if someone gets banned or anything.
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May 27 2008, 12:08 AM
My question is why doesnt John tell me any news, Ive been a Mod for sometime, yet I dont even get told if someone gets banned or anything

There are, IMO, two possible answers to your question, Matthew:

1. John honestly forgets to inform you, or

2. John chooses not to inform you.

Why not just ask him, by PM? heyo
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Why not just ask him, by PM? heyo


I do that after somebody else tells me something happened.

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I wish him no ill will.

I do though, but that's because I don't like people I don't directly know.
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May 27 2008, 02:08 AM
I do though, but that's because I don't like people I don't directly know

heyo

...you're kidding, right?

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Im now trying to finish of an A Halo Parody story, I'll link it to you, once its up. B)
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Im now trying to finish of an A Halo Parody story, I'll link it to you, once its up.

You'll just post a link here, right? heyo
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You'll just post a link here, right? heyo


No, on my fanfiction story topic.
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May 27 2008, 11:50 AM
...you're kidding, right?

Am I known to do that?

I have poorly developed social adaptation AND I have sociophobia. It is natural for me to not trust/look down upon people upon first meeting them. All the difference really becomes is the absence of importance in first impression.
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May 27 2008, 06:30 AM
Am I known to do that?


I don't know. I'm inclined to answer "yes" but something tells me you'd answer the opposite. shiftyeyes

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I see.
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WHERE'S MY LATTE?!.
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WHERE'S MY LATTE?!.

It's in the coffee!

;) I am so funny.
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Packmule,

Your toast has been burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts. tongue-1
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WHERE'S MY LATTE?!

You haven't made it yet. tongue-1

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Packmule,

Your toast has been burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts
Then I'll make more toast. hammy
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A Small Part of the AHP story:

Gemini is walking around the Canyon, when suddenly Butch rushes towards him and aims her shotgun at his chest.

Butch: "Dont Move Jackass, otherwise you will be sleeping with the fishes... well not really since there is no water here, so I'll just say it the Old Fashioned way, Otherwise I will shoot you"

Gemini: "This War is pointless, you might as well lower your Shotgun, so we can talk"

Butch Lowers her Shotgun.

Butch: "Your right, this War is pointless, I dont see the point of me been sent here, to protect this canyon"

Gemini: "I dont know why Im here as well, especially with someone like Kenny"

Butch: "Where is your private by the way?"

Gemini: "Knocked out, the idiot was threatening me with his deep voice, so yeah"

Butch: "Thats not as annoying as George, Im sure he is the most disgusting, disturbing and homosexual person on this planet"

Gemini: "I doubt he has nothing on Kenny, that idiot made me pay for the two Camera Guy's funeral's and that New Camera Guy, who thankfully is still alive."
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I read through the Spam thread, beginning with MY first post in it and going up to today. Lots of reading indeed.

The best spam, courtesy of our very own Mr. Packmule, is:

"The Six Million Dollar Spam".

Click the link below, Mr. Packmule, to get your prize.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress....al-mart-bag.jpg
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KexMex:

There's a taco under your bed.
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Nah. I'd have eaten it already.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...e/eb/Medusa.jpg

Most eerie painting I have ever seen. Beware.
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I'm KexMex's daddy.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...e/eb/Medusa.jpg

Most eerie painting I have ever seen. Beware.

Looks like one of my ex girlfriends. tongue-1

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There's a taco under your bed
A monster, too. sicko

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Click the link below, Mr. Packmule, to get your prize.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress....al-mart-bag.jpg


Thanks for the kitty, Kex. topper
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Looks like one of my ex girlfriends. tongue-1

That's harsh! :lol:

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A monster, too.


Nah, I'd have eaten it already, as well.
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Packmule,

What did you think of that example?. heyo
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Lots of reading indeed


And not exactly the kind of the "bedtime" variety either. tongue-2

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What did you think of that example?
Refresh my memory here, Matthew. Example of what? heyo
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Refresh my memory here, Matthew. Example of what? heyo


The AHP Story. ;)
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Dagarna och kvällarna, då lever jag,
Röppni fälls, un ur i knön, och gnibbliså på kvällen...
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The AHP Story

Uh, I'll answer later today after I get off from work...and I'm actually awake. (I just got up 30 minutes ago).

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Dagarna och kvällarna, då lever jag,
Röppni fälls, un ur i knön, och gnibbliså på kvällen...
I don't speak Seatopian, Kex. tongue-1
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The AHP Story

Uh, I'll answer later today after I get off from work...and I'm actually awake. (I just got up 30 minutes ago).

Swedish, then?

That piece of lyrics was one of the most hilarious moments in Swedish history. Allow me to explain.

The Eurovision Song Contest is a contest.. for songs.. all over Europe. It's been around since the 50s. Although many times the musicians sing in English so people can understand them, it's obvious we often sing in our own languages. (Do note, Europe has 200 languages. 200 LANGUAGES, JUST COUNT THEM! I KNOW YOU WON'T!) And this particular time, the Swedish competitor, Björn Skifs, accidentally confused his second verse with his first. He realized this almost instantly, which confused him enough to cause him to actually sing gibberish ("Röppni fälls, un ur i knön och gnibbliså" means absolutely nothing) for a while. That's funny...

...But the funniest thing is that we were the only ones who knew! :lol:
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