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UltramanSmythe are you interested in the A Halo Parody story Im writing?. heyo
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Purchased some more super hero figurines, this time a few DC characters including a 1980's Batmobile and batman and robin figures that closely resemble the old Adam West show.

Arrgghh this figure thing is going to turn into a habit, I can see it already...I'll post pics of these guys like I did the others
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josh TX what game do you think you will review next?. heyo
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You care more about the plate than me?

I didn't say that. I was curious as to whether the plate broke. hammy
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UltramanSmythe are you interested in the A Halo Parody story Im writing?. heyo

yes.
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yes.


Interested in seeing what else could happen with George?. heyo tongue-1
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josh TX what game do you think you will review next?. heyo

Probably the original Mortal Kombat. I've been playing up on it a bit.
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I didn't say that. I was curious as to whether the plate broke. hammy

It's fine. It got a little hurt, but is currently relaxing in a nice, warm dishwasher.
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It's fine. It got a little hurt, but is currently relaxing in a nice, warm dishwasher

And, I'm assuming, your foot is also relaxing somewhere as well, while it recuperates. tongue-1
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For all of you younger guys around here I'll repeat something I've said many times to my younger co-workers: Enjoy it while it lasts. One of the things you young men may experience, after you've passed the age of forty, is knee problems. I strained my right knee(while working) five years ago and now it swells/stiffens and at random 2-3 times a year, ever since that injury back in 2003. Result: I'm going to have my knee "drained" tomorrow, because of the build up of fluid in my right knee. cross eyed
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It is time for a Spam arena match!

In this corner: Sweden's fsvorite son, he is known only as KexMex!

In this corner, the admin of the site himself, Lee "Packmule" Merrit!

Who shall win? FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!

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Not sponsored by Hormel

Good thing too, otherwise Kex would probably stop posting in this topic thread. tongue-1


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Im wondering if I should write Jason vs George. tongue-1
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Im wondering if I should write Jason vs George

And I'm wondering what the hell that is you're referring to. heyo tongue-1
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And I'm wondering what the hell that is you're referring to. heyo tongue-1


It was just a random story idea, about George fighting Jason Voorhees, I decided not to bother doing it.

The AHP story Im doing now is close to been finished. B)
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It was just a random story idea, about George fighting Jason Voorhees, I decided not to bother doing it

I understand. No comments about the PM I sent you regarding a certain GS member's analysis of my capabilities at running an internet message board? heyo (tongue-2)
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No comments about the PM I sent you regarding a certain GS member's analysis of my capabilities at running an internet message board? heyo (tongue-2)


Nope, I think I got the info I wanted to know. :)

Also the A Halo Parody Story is done. ;)

Here's a link to it, in case UltramanSmythe doesnt know where to find it:

http://z15.invisionfree.com/Monsterland_Fo...67&st=105&#last

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Jun 5 2008, 06:10 AM
Nope, I think I got the info I wanted to know


very funny

I'll watch your latest AHP when I get home from work today.

Speaking of Smythe, he is now a member of GS again...under the username "Solbraver". ;)
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I'll watch your latest AHP when I get home from work today.


You dont need to watch it, you need to read it, since its a story. ;)

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Speaking of Smythe, he is now a member of GS again...under the username "Solbraver".  ;)


Im rather surprised that John let him join again.
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You dont need to watch it, you need to read it, since its a story

Whoops. My mistake. I'll read it after work today.

I'm still surprised to see Heartwork's post count drop so much. freak out
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This really ticks me off. :angry:

That Flame Rising person who insults people's story's (He did reviews for my Red vs Blue story and one of my Godzilla one's), strange he says he can write better everything, yet he hasnt written one story to show off his "Brilliant Writing", Fanfiction.net should ban the jerk already. very angry

To see what Im so angry about, here's the review he did for my A Halo Parody story:

"Flame Rising a.k.a. the guy who has no life"
 
Let’s play a game, shall we? Yes? Fantastic.

This game is called “Things That Can Write Better Than You”. The rules
are simple. Please correctly select which choice can write better than you:

A. My left testicle
B. A toilet-full of chunky diarrhea
C. An inbred midget clown who swims in choice B
D. All of the above

If you chose the correct answer, D, then you have won the following prize:

A spot in my coveted C2 “Stories A Turd Out of My ** Could Write Better”
(which, strangely enough was not one of the choices). Don’t despair! Even if
you didn’t choose correctly, I will be kind enough to give you that prize
anyway. Who said I don’t have a heart?

Congratulations! Please continue to avoid the dictionary as if it were an
oozing, puss-filled sore on an old hooker’s a.s.s. And good grammar? Well,
run away from it like it’s a festering syphilitic itch you just can’t
scratch in public. Or in words you can understand: your fic sucks donkey
balls, and that’s what you wanted me to think, right? Because otherwise,
I’d have to believe this was an actual attempt at writing and laugh the crap
right out of myself.

Best regards,
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Jeez, that has nothing to do with the AHP story at all and that a review is meant to be about the story, not childish insults.
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Jun 5 2008, 06:28 AM
This really ticks me off. :angry:

That Flame Rising person who insults people's story's (He did reviews for my Red vs Blue story and one of my Godzilla one's), strange he says he can write better everything, yet he hasnt written one story to show off his "Brilliant Writing", Fanfiction.net should ban the jerk already. very angry

To see what Im so angry about, here's the review he did for my A Halo Parody story:

"Flame Rising a.k.a. the guy who has no life"
 
Let’s play a game, shall we? Yes? Fantastic.

This game is called “Things That Can Write Better Than You”. The rules
are simple. Please correctly select which choice can write better than you:

A. My left testicle
B. A toilet-full of chunky diarrhea
C. An inbred midget clown who swims in choice B
D. All of the above

If you chose the correct answer, D, then you have won the following prize:

A spot in my coveted C2 “Stories A Turd Out of My ** Could Write Better”
(which, strangely enough was not one of the choices). Don’t despair! Even if
you didn’t choose correctly, I will be kind enough to give you that prize
anyway. Who said I don’t have a heart?

Congratulations! Please continue to avoid the dictionary as if it were an
oozing, puss-filled sore on an old hooker’s a.s.s. And good grammar? Well,
run away from it like it’s a festering syphilitic itch you just can’t
scratch in public. Or in words you can understand: your fic sucks donkey
balls, and that’s what you wanted me to think, right? Because otherwise,
I’d have to believe this was an actual attempt at writing and laugh the crap
right out of myself.

Best regards,
F/R


Jeez, that has nothing to do with the AHP story at all and that a review is meant to be about the story, not childish insults.

Matthew, the comments by this fellow are, IMO, clearly intended to rile you up. Unfortunately they succeeded. It also appears from this fellow's comments that he takes himself far too seriously. His insults may be a means by which he is able to maintain his own sense of self importance. Who knows? My question to you is this: with so many guys like this at IMDB(which is the forum involved here I'm assuming) why post there at all? You, Matthew, have the power to decide what message boards to post at. Some have members who will treat you respectfully and there are obviously those that don't.

I would report this guy to IMDB for abuse(if that's possible) and then leave IMDB's forums behind. It's one reason why I have never registered with IMDB...and never will. ;)
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with so many guys like this at IMDB(which is the forum involved here I'm assuming) why post there at all?


Its not on IMDB, its on Fanfiction.net.

Im also going to report the review, like I did for the other two this immature person did last time. ;)
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Jun 5 2008, 06:38 AM
Its not on IMDB, its on Fanfiction.net

I understand. I do think you should report this guy's post as abuse. It's a sad testament to this fellow, no doubt about it. His post, with repeated references to fecal matter, and one reference to male genitalia, is obviously not what I would consider a courteous analysis of your fan fic.

This guy looks to me to be just another in a long line of folks on the internet who post with supreme arrogance and disdain for just about everyone other than themselves, but who might act completely different in person. nonono
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Ive sent the Abuse report about this guys review, I hope it will be deleted like the other two.

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It is time for a Spam arena match!

In this corner: Sweden's fsvorite son, he is known only as KexMex!

In this corner, the admin of the site himself, Lee "Packmule" Merrit!

Who shall win? FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!

Not sponsored by Hormel.

Me, fight Mr. Packmule? As internet kidz usually say...

lol no k thx bai.

As for the comment directed by someone against Matthew.. I may not have that much insight in the situation, but I'm saying it once and I will probably do so again:

Taking things too seriously on the internet is not a good idea. The distance makes people feel safe, prompting them to launch savage verbal assaults against others. Report it, sure, of course, but never get worked up about it.
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Taking things too seriously on the internet is not a good idea.


I admit, I did over-react, but I did do that post just as soon as I read it, I was just surprised, since that story was just posted today, I also wasnt expecting Flame Rising to return with his immature rubbish, I sometimes take things too seriously, its just who I am.



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