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Topic Started: Feb 8 2006, 10:02 AM (978 Views)
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Ive just finished fixing up Godzilla 2001 - The Return Of Orga. Mr. Green
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Cheesecake is delicious.
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KexMex
Jun 30 2008, 06:20 PM
Cheesecake is delicious.
I agree. I like it with blueberry topping. winky

Some Monsterland Forums board statistics for 2008, thus far:

Total posts for the year, through six months: 11,590
Average posts per day, for the year, through six months: 64.3
This is with sig advertising and periodic 400x100 banner advertising at various advertising message boards.

In 2006 this site averaged 15.4 posts per day, for the entire year(unadvertised on the internet)
In 2007 this site averaged 25.1 posts per day, for the entire year(limited advertising on the internet)

It would appear that my efforts to build this message board into one that will last are beginning to take hold. thumbz up mildsmile

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I am evil. sickko
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I am eviler.
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I am eviler.
Maybe in another life.

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Maybe in another life.
No, definitely this one.
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What's with the random words, Packmule? tongue-1
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Well, that's maybe the problem with the modern society, we forget to be grateful.
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I find that most people that have issues with either parent, aren't going to send them a card or gift them, because of a special day. I treat my parents with respect and love every day of the year....sure, we have problems from time to time, but in all honesty, I have never had parent issues, even during my teen years, when it seemed all my family/friends were rebelling against one or both parents.

Same with Christmas, I absolutely adore this holiday, I don't need any company telling me that I 'need' to buy or celebrate....I do that without any prompting. winky

Agreed, many holidays or special occasions have become too commercialized, but I think that is often because so many people are easily swayed into spending money.

I love my folks and tell them as well as my brothers, every day that I love them, birthdays, holidays and such just give me an extra opportunity to let them know how special they are to me. Mr. Green
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KexMex
Jun 27 2008, 07:13 PM
The only reason a tradition like this can survive in modern society is, honestly, through the hungry wallets of Western companies
Are you suggesting, Kex, that the only greed ridden corporations are located in the United States? By "western companies" you seem to be excluding Europe and European corporations. huh?
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Jul 1 2008, 03:50 PM
What's with the random words, Packmule?
My answer is twofold:

1. I constantly endeavor to create the perfect sounding assisine gibberish for my dear friend KexMex, a member of this message board. Practice is in order, hence the appearance, in posts, of these bizarre sounding creations, many of which are, thankfully, not in any online(or book) dictionary.

2. they are also the result, I believe, of sporadic neuron activity in my brain. tongue-1
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I am eviler.


You Wish. tongue-1
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Well Ive now fixed up GM's Version of the final fight in Godzilla vs Biollante, Godzilla's Dark Rage (GDR), A Halo Parody - Back In The Past and A Halo Parody - The Switch. dancing admin
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Shlimbeldeeydoodeldy. There. I hath created a new word. It PWNs with it's ridiculessnessness.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Several of those were plays on "Gojiramatthew".

Pray this Mayonnaisse not too zesty.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Jul 2 2008, 03:28 PM
Pray this Mayonnaisse not too zesty.
Or as Mushmouth would say:

"Praybuh this mayonaissuh not bebuh too zestybuh."
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Jul 1 2008, 10:10 PM
You Wish. tongue-1
No, I don't need to wish for what I already have. winky
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Jul 1 2008, 04:39 PM
Are you suggesting, Kex, that the only greed ridden corporations are located in the United States? By "western companies" you seem to be excluding Europe and European corporations. huh?
You disregard the whole "Western World" concept, then? America, Europe, that sort of thing?
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Jul 2 2008, 04:32 PM
You disregard the whole "Western World" concept, then? America, Europe, that sort of thing?
Forget I asked. I'm not in the mood to talk about this anymore. winky
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Jul 2 2008, 04:30 PM
No, I don't need to wish for what I already have
That's true. You have parents, a roof over your head, your health and the ability, I presume, to work and further better yourself, both physically and mentally. You talk about being evil, Kex. I said it once and I'll say it again: you ain't evil. I've seen evil, up close and personal, manifest in some truly despicable men I've encountered at various points of my adult life.

You want to be evil? You'll have to do a lot more than declare yourself thus on a message board. Suggestions: beat up a poor, defenseless department store mannequin, or open up a savings account at a local bank for $500, and hand the bank employee assisting you a bag full of 50,000 pennies.
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Packmule,

While you like A Nightmare on elm street 2 - Freddy's Revenge, what are the things you didnt like about it?. heyo
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Packmule,

While you like A Nightmare on elm street 2 - Freddy's Revenge, what are the things you didnt like about it?
Clu Gulager's performance. I've never been a fan of this actor(though I did like him in "Feast").

That's really my only gripe. I've seen it slammed by many critics but I thought it was decent-not as good as the original but not bad for a follow up.

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I've seen it slammed by many critics but I thought it was decent-not as good as the original but not bad for a follow up.


My Rating for ANOES 2 - 5/10. Mr. Green
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My Rating for ANOES 2 - 5/10
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A 5/10 means it average, not bad Packmule. winky
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Jul 2 2008, 05:11 PM
That's true. You have parents, a roof over your head, your health and the ability, I presume, to work and further better yourself, both physically and mentally. You talk about being evil, Kex. I said it once and I'll say it again: you ain't evil. I've seen evil, up close and personal, manifest in some truly despicable men I've encountered at various points of my adult life.

You want to be evil? You'll have to do a lot more than declare yourself thus on a message board. Suggestions: beat up a poor, defenseless department store mannequin, or open up a savings account at a local bank for $500, and hand the bank employee assisting you a bag full of 50,000 pennies.
Then again, I haven't told you everything I've done, have I?
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Jul 3 2008, 05:04 AM
Then again, I haven't told you everything I've done, have I?
Nope, you haven't.

Here are some examples of things that, assuming you've done them(and obviously I'm not) might lead me to believe you're evil:

1. premeditatively killing someone in cold blood
2. beating up a toddler
3. killing an animal in cold blood(and for no reason)
4. calling me "baldy" if we were to meet in person
5. calling Mothra Vs Godzilla(1964) a lousy film
6. calling Ultraman a "pussy"
7. carrying out a terrorist attack that results in the deaths of many people
8. soliciting to become a moderator at Toho Kingdom's message board
9. being an active member at Joshua Reynold's message board called "Monster Galaxy"-he's "Monster Master" by the way. I figure you already knew this rotund lad's username.
10. joining Al-Quaida
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So um.

Does it matter WHICH Ultraman I called a "pussy"?
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