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| KexMex | Jul 20 2008, 06:58 PM Post #2821 |
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Transgendered transcultural transracial transspeciesist
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Mr. Packmule Mr. Mulepack Mule Pack Mr. Mule Mr. Pack Pack Mr. Mule That is all. |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Jul 20 2008, 07:50 PM Post #2822 |
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Someone here stole my booze.
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| Jack da King | Jul 20 2008, 08:18 PM Post #2823 |
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I shot da booze with Jerry. PH34R JERRY! |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jul 20 2008, 08:29 PM Post #2824 |
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Long in the tooth
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Sorry, Matthew. It couldn't have been anybody around here...this is an alcohol free message board.
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| Jack da King | Jul 20 2008, 08:32 PM Post #2825 |
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Which is EXACTLY why I shot da booze with Jerry! Employee of the Month: Jerry. PH34R JERRY! |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jul 20 2008, 08:42 PM Post #2826 |
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Pwner of the month: Packmule Pwnees of the month: gojiramatthew and Jack da King
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| Jack da King | Jul 20 2008, 08:44 PM Post #2827 |
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Don't make me do this, Pack...(aims Jerry at Packmule's head). |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jul 20 2008, 08:45 PM Post #2828 |
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Long in the tooth
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Children shouldn't play with weapons.
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| Jack da King | Jul 20 2008, 08:47 PM Post #2829 |
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THAT'S IT! ABSOLUTE MASSACRE! (Kills Pack, Matthew, and Kex with Jerry) |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jul 20 2008, 08:51 PM Post #2830 |
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Long in the tooth
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*picks up paper spit balls shaped like bullets and hands them back to Jack da King*
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| Jack da King | Jul 20 2008, 08:55 PM Post #2831 |
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I don't think so...Jerry fires true... Anywho...New Man vs. Beast Chapter! Yay! Edited by Jack da King, Jul 20 2008, 08:56 PM.
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Jul 20 2008, 09:46 PM Post #2832 |
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The comedy video is finally up and linked. dancing admin |
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| Jack da King | Jul 21 2008, 12:11 AM Post #2833 |
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I AgReE wItH bIlLy. |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| TheDreadedGodOfKaiju | Jul 21 2008, 12:40 AM Post #2834 |
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I AM THE MASTER OF SPAM!. |
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| packmule | Jul 21 2008, 04:53 AM Post #2835 |
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Long in the tooth
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Wrong. eap stromag ilp hammerby hammer matthewby gomatthew ira jira matthewons gorp huddelsby foist beechmons skurdge muhblibbuh crap teppenpag lerk stinkazal bonk kapelbeem |
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| KexMex | Jul 21 2008, 07:20 AM Post #2836 |
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And there was much rejoicing. |
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| Jack da King | Jul 21 2008, 03:44 PM Post #2837 |
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actually, I am the master of spam. (Puts an arrow in Jerry) You got a problem with that? Take it up with my friend here. |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jul 21 2008, 03:45 PM Post #2838 |
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I AM SPARTA! ...not really, I just felt like posting this. |
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| packmule | Jul 21 2008, 03:46 PM Post #2839 |
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Long in the tooth
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I have taken it up with your friend...you can pick up his carcass at the morgue.
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| Jack da King | Jul 21 2008, 05:06 PM Post #2840 |
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THIS IS SPARTA! (Shoots you into the Pit of Death with jerry the Crossbow) |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jul 21 2008, 05:22 PM Post #2841 |
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I'm already in the pit of death. Why? Because I AM THE PIT OF DEATH!
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| Jack da King | Jul 21 2008, 05:37 PM Post #2842 |
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Well, then, I shot you from above. ![]() Freeman be praised! Edited by Jack da King, Jul 21 2008, 05:37 PM.
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jul 21 2008, 05:40 PM Post #2843 |
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Freeman be "owned"(as you young lads like to say), by The Hammer Of God himself, Packmule!
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| Jack da King | Jul 21 2008, 05:42 PM Post #2844 |
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"Owned" has become archaic, grampa. You say PWNed.
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jul 21 2008, 05:52 PM Post #2845 |
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It will become archaic when I say it's archaic...junior.
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| Jack da King | Jul 21 2008, 06:12 PM Post #2846 |
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Hag.
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jul 21 2008, 06:22 PM Post #2847 |
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Chavito.
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| Jack da King | Jul 21 2008, 06:43 PM Post #2848 |
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How was this morning's oatmeal? Have your grandkids called lately? |
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain. | |
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| packmule | Jul 21 2008, 08:54 PM Post #2849 |
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No kids...or grandkids. I don't eat oatmeal in the morning. I'm strictly a "coffee and toast" guy in the AM. While we're on the subject of age, junior, it's a number. And speaking of numbers, here are some I'd like to throw out at you and your comparably aged counterparts around here: 200-that's the number of push ups I do daily, seven days a week. 2-that's the number of miles I walk daily, after work, and on weekends 20:that's the number of minutes I spend on my eliptical and ab exercise machines, each, every other day 30:that's the weight of the dumbbells, in lbs, I use to do reps three times a night to keep my arms in shape 4:that's the number of women, in the last twelve months, that have complimented me(one very profusely) on how great a shape I'm in for a man my age-realistically Jack, excuse me I mean junior, that number would be higher if I actually went out and socialized often...which I don't do anymore and haven't for a long time. The bottom line, junior: I'm older but far, far removed from that rocking chair. ![]() |
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| packmule | Jul 21 2008, 08:58 PM Post #2850 |
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First I want your input on that flavor of Gerber baby food you told me you were so excited about getting in the mail from Amway. ![]() Calm down Jack, I'll find your pacifier...
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"Owned" has become archaic, grampa. You say PWNed.


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