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For those who enjoy giant monster movies be sure to check out THE MEG, opening in theaters on August 10th, 2018. This film, based on the 1997 book "Meg", written by Steve Alten, features an enormous, 75 foot long Megalodon shark! Other giant monster movies that we fans can look forward to: GODZILLA KING OF THE MONSTERS(in 2019) and GODZILLA VS KONG in 2020! PACIFIC RIM-UPRISING(2018), the sequel to 2013's "Pacific Rim", is about to release to Ultra 4k and Blu Ray. In these movies, 250 foot tall robots defend Earth from an assault of other worldly giant monsters(kaiju).


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Topic Started: Oct 29 2007, 02:52 PM (16,952 Views)
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Actually, I tame Super-Ass who then turns on you and mule kicks you back to the cafeteria for cleanup duty while I put the crown back on my head. dancing dog
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Not for long, I return stronger then ever and put you behind bars, now I sit on the thrown with a crown. sickko shifty eyes2
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I bend apart the bars with my bare hands after drinking some of Captain America's super soldier serum, then have my guards escort you down to the dungeon for torture: continuous viewings of Mothra Vs Godzilla. tongue-1
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The Torture doesnt work, since Mothra vs Godzilla (1964) isnt rated below 5/10, I escape and your once again trapped, but this time in un-breakable bars, I now sit on my thrown. sickko tongue-1
Edited by TheDreadedGodOfKaiju, Jul 13 2008, 08:26 PM.
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The bars prove quite breakable, I escape and have my pair of gorilla guards imprison you in a new torture chamber, where you're forced to read Heartwork's post at Gojira's Sanctuary over and over and over and over...
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The Torture doesnt work, since I dont hate Heartwork, I break out once again, kill the gorilla guards with my awesomeness and this time put you back in jail, this time the bars are electrified. sickko
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I discharge the current in the electrified bars through the built in ground in my hand, then escape, hypnotize the gorillas who then immediately take you back to the palace restrooms, which need cleaning. I, in the meantime, sit in the king's chair.
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Im now back as the winner and I didnt need to write how. sickko tongue-1

(Packmule, you seem to like making me clean up the rest-rooms tongue-1 )
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Jul 15 2008, 09:35 PM
(Packmule, you seem to like making me clean up the rest-rooms
It builds character. tongue-1

Topic: I enjoy maximum "ownage" over you and I don't need to write how either. cheeky
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Back to me now Mr. who likes me to clean Rest-rooms. tongue-2
Edited by TheDreadedGodOfKaiju, Jul 16 2008, 06:17 AM.
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I hire Super Gorilla, a genetically enhanced gorilla specializing in scaring people...and who scares you out of my chair, which I then sit in.
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Sorry, but not even the Gorilla could succeed in scary me off the chair. crazy2
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Actually. I hired King Kong, who at 45 meters tall(148 feet) easily scares you into giving me back my chair.
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Nope, its still me in the chair. groink2!
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Nope, its still me in the chair. groink2!
Looks like the local wizard turned you into a pig. tongue-1

Me, back in the chair, by the way, while you gnaw on a corn cob in the pig pen. groink!
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Im back as a human and in the chair. big grin
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I'm back as the king of the topic and you're out, returned to kitchen cleanup, after being turned into a baboon. tongue-2
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Sorry Packmule, but its hard to keep me down, Im the winner again. Mr. Green
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Not anymore: I again sit in the chair.
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Not really, thats me. sickko
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Yes, that's you...mopping the floor while I wear the crown. tongue-1
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Nope, Your the one who is mopping the floor. sickko
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I mop the floors...in your daydreams while you actually perform the labor.
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Nope, you doing all your own work, in the real world while I be lazy.
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I'm back in the chair and you're washing the windows of the castle...with a kleenex. tongue-2
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Back to me in the lazy winning chair. crazy2
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I return and have you placed in a cage with a pile of bananas. I ascend to the throne.
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Not even that stops me, I win like I aways do. crazy2
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Wrong. While you eat bananas, and transform into a spider monkey, I regain the throne.
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As Spider Monkey, I bite you and the venom kills you, now I rule. sickko tongue-1 shifty eyes2
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