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MONSTERLAND FORUMS was created on January 29, 2006 for the purpose of giving fans of giant monster films and other sci-fi/horror movies a friendly online meeting place to discuss all of their favorite films and other things of interest like video gaming and sports.

MONSTERLAND FORUMS has 180,000 posts. This online community, while over twelve years old, is currently no longer as active as the early years(between 2007-2009). Still, we have a half dozen members who continue to participate here.

For those who enjoy giant monster movies be sure to check out THE MEG, opening in theaters on August 10th, 2018. This film, based on the 1997 book "Meg", written by Steve Alten, features an enormous, 75 foot long Megalodon shark! Other giant monster movies that we fans can look forward to: GODZILLA KING OF THE MONSTERS(in 2019) and GODZILLA VS KONG in 2020! PACIFIC RIM-UPRISING(2018), the sequel to 2013's "Pacific Rim", is about to release to Ultra 4k and Blu Ray. In these movies, 250 foot tall robots defend Earth from an assault of other worldly giant monsters(kaiju).


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Topic Started: Oct 29 2007, 02:52 PM (16,937 Views)
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Napster
May 21 2009, 10:01 PM
my shoes need to be shined
Then I would suggest you get to work shining them. You can use some of my extra shoe polish...and while you're at it go ahead and clean my kitchen and bathrooms while I sit on the throne watching ESPN. tongue-2
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I WIN NOW
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And now I replace you as da winner!
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Get out of my chair *picks packmule up throws off chair* I WIN
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May 24 2009, 10:51 AM
Get out of my chair *picks packmule up throws off chair* I WIN
*shoots Napster with tranquilizer dart and hands over Napster to mecha-baboons*

Now I sit back down in my chair. topper
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*sneaks behind packmule knocks him out drags him into the middle of nowhere and drives off* I WIN AHAHAH
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*wakes up and orders mecha baboons to stop and detain Napster for treason*

I regain my king's chair. topper
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*ties packmule to a rocketship watches him take off into outerspace
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*jumps off rocket ship and parachutes back to Earth...then commands mecha-baboons to take Napster into custody again*

And once again I sit in the king's chair. topper
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* straps packmuls to a wild bour and watches him ride off into the sunset* I win hahahah
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I jump off the boar and immediately command my mecha gorillas to capture Napster and send him to the bathrooms for clean up duty. I, in the meantime, resume my place in my king's chair. topper
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i hypnotise you baboons to capture and tie you to a tree, then i sit down in my nice kings chair

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*gives smelling salts to my mecha baboons, who immediately untie me from tree and then carry you back to the bathroom stalls for clean up duty*

...this chair sure is comfortable. tongue-2
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* grabs packmule and throws him in a bathroom*
I love this char, I WIN
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*unlocks bathroom door and commands mecha gorillas to secure Napster, which they do*

I am now back in the chair. tongue-1
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* ties packmule to a chair infront of a tv, turns t.v on plays the film "Barbie and the swan princess" walks off*

this chair really knows how to treat the winner, who is me
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*unties myself and has mecha baboons capture Napster and force him to watch re-runs of "Hannah Montana"*

I sit back don in my chair.
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* escapes and reties packmule to chair and makes him watch powerpuff girls

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh back in my lovly chair, i win
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*Napster wakes up from dream to realize it's he, and not Packmule, who is imprisoned in the castle's bathrooms, cursed to clean them forever while Packmule watches ESPN in king's chair*
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*packmule has fallen asleep sam sneaks in and ties in to the bed covers him in meat and leaves some hungry dogs to have fun with packmule*


ahhh back in the chair watching scooby doo
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*packmule breaks free, bores dogs to sleep with stories of my ex girlfriends and has my mecha baboons recapture Napster*

And now the chair awaits...
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* burys packmule 100 meters underground, and puts mine for when he escapes to blow him up.

ahhh back in the chair
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*disables mine and explodes up out of the ground with my secret mini rocket pack*

My mecha baboons immediately capture you, Napster and I resume my place in the chair. topper
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*sends baboons to africa then ties packmule into bathtube turns water on walks off

I MISSED YOU CHAR
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*baboons are recalled by Packmule's trumpet and they immediately put Napster back in the castle kitchen for floor scrubbing*

I sit in the chair to watch the Miss America beauty pageant. topper
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*ties packmule to a chair 1 meter from napster and stares waiting for packmule to make him move*

*napsters sits happly in his chair*
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May 27 2009, 06:46 AM
*ties packmule to a chair 1 meter from napster and stares waiting for packmule to make him move*
*packmule rips free and, standing up, watches as Napster is again detained by the guard mecha baboons*

I resume my place in the chair, watching Godzilla movies. topper
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Napster Gets packmule and drops him out of a plane and his baboons*


Napster sits in winners chair watching scooby doo
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*packmule and mecha baboons activate hidden parachutes, land, then recapture Napster and force him to watch re-reruns of "Barney"*

Once more the chair is mine. sickko
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Napster puts packmule and baboons in jail and makes him look at Babie dolls all day


Back at last in my chair
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