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Topic Started: Oct 29 2007, 02:59 PM (11,951 Views)
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You get back acetominophen tablets.


I put in a shag carpet.
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You get a shaggy dog.

Inserts sweet tea.
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You get back stale whiskey.


I put in a bar of soap.
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You get dirty sprayed all over your body.

I insert a toe nail.
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You get back toe jam.


I put in a bottle of whiskey.
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You get a toothache.

Inserts "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny"
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You get back a corpse of a naked, caucasian, obese man with white hair and a huge white beard.


I put in a toaster oven.
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You get lit on fire.

Inserts Steve Alaimo.
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You get back an anti matter Steve Alaimo.


I put in a candy bar.
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You get an iron bar.

Inserts a shotgun shack.
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You get back a shotgun cartridge.


I put in a cookie.
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You get cookies (the internet kind)

Insert a vhs.
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You get back a VHS head cleaner.


I put in the decapitated head of a moose.
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You get a decapitated deer head.

Inserts a fire truck.
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You get back a DVD of the film Ladder 49.

I put in a piece of cow brain.
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You get a cow's heart.

Inserts a quart of oil.
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You get back a bottle of mineral oil.


I put in a goose.
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You get a Tur-Duc-ken.

Insert grass.
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You get back a cigar sized marijuana joint.


I put in a piano.
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You get back an elephant.

I put in fertilizer.
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You get back a bag of cow manure.


I put in an orange.
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You get a banana.

Inserts a meteorite.
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You get back a planetoid.


I put in a rhinoceros.
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You get back a white rhino.

Inserts a zombie.
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You get back human brain matter on a dinner plate.


I put in Godzilla.
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You get a Kitkat bar...

I put in a quarter.
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You get back a laundromat.


I put in a giraffe.
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then you get a elephant

I put in a Jennifer Love Hewitt shifty eyes2
Click Meh!
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You get back a brunette Barbie doll.


I put in an orange.
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And get agrapfruit

I put in a computer
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