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Legendary Snack Machine
Topic Started: Oct 29 2007, 02:59 PM (11,948 Views)
Jack da King
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You get back a mule named Pack. tongue-1

I put the Legendary Snack Machine into itself.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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And you get the Legendary Snack Machine Jr. rock on

I put in Futurama! Mr. Green
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And you get back an emperor. tongue-1

I put in a watermelon.
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Jack da King
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You get back the eaten-out shell of a watermelon with an attached envelope reading "Courtesy of Jack da King".

I put it my face somehow.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Shawn
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And you get a new face shityeyes

I put in LSV heyo
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Jack da King
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You get back LSV' inside out.

I'm about to put something in, then I decide I'm to lazy.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Shawn
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Then Legendary Snack Machine Jr. sucks you in heyo

I put in a rope
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Jack da King
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You get back three ropes. One is half as long as the other two, the other two are twice as long as a rope that came out as six feet long when it's length was multiplied by the number of ropes.

I ask the snack machine how long the first rope was.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Shawn
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Legendary Snak Machine Jr. says "Go **** yourself" and gives you a hug

heyo3

I put in Dragonball Z
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Jack da King
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You get Gryphon-orb L.

I kick the machine.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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You get back a kick to the privates.

I put in a horse.
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Shawn
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And get back a jackass

I put in a mother
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And get back a father. I put in Christian Bale with a french accent.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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And get a "WTF?"

I put in a top-of-the-line quality blu-ray transfer of an 80s movie.
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You get back an 8 track tape.

I put in myself.
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Jack da King
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You get back a Donkey that's been totally shaved.

I put in MasterChief3 's helmet.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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You get back a dunce cap.

I put in Jack da King.
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Shawn
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and get a guy named jack that think they are a king o.O ?

I put in a pussy cat
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You get back Garfield.


I put in a grape.
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Shawn
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and get a strawberry

I put in a monkey with a key in its hand
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You get back a locked safe full of bannanas and mangos.

I put in H.G. Wells' moustache.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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And you grow one like his

I put in Jessie James (Singer)
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You get back Jesse Ventura (Actor, Politician).

I put in Monsterland Forums.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Shawn
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And you get a nice place for people to post in :)

I put in a Pokemon heyo3
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And you get back a Porkemon. groink!

I put in a giraffe.
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and get a human with no bones heyo

I put in Lee "Packmule" Merritt
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You get back Monsterland Forums with a crown on top.

I put in a swear word.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Shawn
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And get a bar of soap in your mouth

I put in The History Channel
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And get back a book on the history of pack mules.


I put in a jelly bean.
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And get back a Jelly Baby. rock on

I put in a Dalek. dalek1
Edited by Jack da King, Jul 31 2010, 02:42 PM.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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