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| Ronald McDonald vs Burger King; Fast Food SOS | |
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| Topic Started: Apr 8 2008, 08:28 PM (343 Views) | |
| packmule | Apr 8 2008, 08:28 PM Post #1 |
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Imagine two of fast food's biggest icons battling it out hand to hand. The stakes: bragging rights in every Mickey D's or Burger King store in the world. The battle location: a neutral site, in this case a Hardee's Restaurant. The guest referee: "Iron" Mike Tyson The rules: anything goes, no weapons of any kind, just a bare knuckles fight. The winner is the last one standing. Packmule's prediction: this fight is intense. Ronald employs his oversized shoes to great use, striking the Burger King in the behind with stinging blows. Burger King resorts to boxing Ronald McDonald, who responds in kind, since he recently finished his free boxing lessons from George Foreman. The battle quickly becomes a fistfight. Burger King gets the upperhand and, after one particularly hard right, picks up a dazed and bloodied Ronald McDonald and throws the McDonald's icon through a plate glass window. Ronald is unable to get up and Burger King is declared the winner. In his celebration he inadvertently bumps against Mike Tyson, the guest referree, who responds by knocking Burger King the hell out with one of his patented upper cuts. So, how do you guys see this fight going down? 
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| josh TX | Apr 10 2008, 04:26 AM Post #2 |
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Nice story. I'll go with this version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6e99YQvRqg :lol: |
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| packmule | Apr 10 2008, 06:05 AM Post #3 |
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As this clip will attest, Ronald McDonald had a poor childhood and grew up to be a rather rude and ill tempered man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zxbWNaKq3U&feature=related |
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| packmule | Apr 12 2008, 09:18 AM Post #4 |
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Ever wondered, Josh, what a Ronald vs BK WWE match might look like? Look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL9zqgzg2xE 
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| Ro-Dan | Apr 13 2008, 08:55 PM Post #5 |
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As the Burger moved from one corner of the ring to the other during his intro his movements looked suspiciously like those of Stone Cold Steve Austin. ;) |
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