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| Sparkiegojira's Fortean Crypt Of Real Life Horrors; Enter the realm of the absurd & bizarre | |
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| packmule | May 16 2007, 01:04 PM Post #16 |
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More from the realm of the absurd: -in a dated story a German woman, in Zuelpich, Germany, inadvertently burned her house to the ground while trying to kill spiders in her garage: German woman takes pest control to the next level -a WWII veteran has regained some site in his damaged eye after being head butted by a horse: Seeing is believing: man regains vision after being head butted by horse -a grandmother buying her granddaughter a McDonald's Happy Meal, in New Zealand, found an unexpected addition to her order: Grandmother finds condom in McDonalds Happy Meal -in Dallas, a witness involved in a courtroom dispute between two men was an ass, literally: Donkey testifies in courtroom dispute ( lol ) |
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| KaijuFanatic | May 18 2007, 10:27 AM Post #17 |
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 Oh My! That definitely sounds like something that would happen to me! I've never battled spiders with fire, but still....... Mr Green
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| packmule | May 18 2007, 01:27 PM Post #18 |
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Various Fortean news from across the country: -in Tacoma WA someone left a deer carcass, swaddled in a blanket and sitting in a basket, on the doorsteps of a city landmark: Deer John: fawn carcass left in basket with bizarre note on steps of Tacoma landmark -in Mayfield, KY 21 year old William McCampbell, to avoid arrest, led local police on a 40 minute foot chase, while he was naked: The naked truth: nude man leads KY police on 40 minute foot chase -workers in Santiago, Chile(South America) employed by a supermarket chain claim their employer is so frugal they are not even allowed bathroom breaks, and are forced to wear diapers when working: Life of the potty: Workers in Chilean market forced to wear diapers to avoid termination -Bulgarian train drivers now have a new job perk: swivel chairs that allow them to urinate without having to step away from their controls: To pee or not to pee: Bulgarian train drivers now have it easier -in Madison, WI a bicyclist is okay after his head was run over by a delivery truck: Hard-headed cyclist survives accident with truck |
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| KaijuFanatic | May 19 2007, 03:27 PM Post #19 |
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All I can say again is.......Wow. shocking |
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| packmule | May 19 2007, 05:14 PM Post #20 |
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What a crazy world we live in: -in Amsterdam, Netherlands, a 400 lb gorilla somehow managed to escape it's naturalized enclosure, going on a brief rampage and injuring four people, before it was stopped and subdued: Gorilla warfare: escaped primate injures four people -in Washington, D.C. a judge is suing the Korean husband-wife owners of a local dry-cleaning business for $65 million...over a single pair of pants: Taken to the cleaners: judge sues local dry cleaners for $65 million over single pair of pants -firefighters in Essex(United Kingdom) had an unusual problem on their hands when a mother and her two and a half year old son entered their fire station, a toilet seat stuck around the boy's head: Bowled over: small boy's head stuck in toilet seat ( lol ) -in Tucson, AZ local police, responding to neighborhood complaints of a mysterious foul odor, discovered that the source of the stink was a rental truck abandoned after an aborted prank, and filled with rotting fish and cow parts: The stink of it: police discover mobile landfill inside parked rental truck -in Germany sixty year old Konrad Schmidt has lived in a no-rent residence for nearly half his life: German man lives in woods for 28 years |
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| KaijuFanatic | May 20 2007, 10:11 AM Post #21 |
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These are some fascinating reads, Lee. Keep 'em coming! Mr Green |
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| packmule | May 20 2007, 01:53 PM Post #22 |
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You got it.  -almost anything gets sold on eBay these days, which also allows for some...well, unusual sellers, and even more bizarre items up for sale, like this one: Man attempts to sell "imaginary friend" on eBay -for individuals that consider themselves sex-starved, in the countries of Denmark and Norway, you're in luck: loopholes in laws in these respective countries allow for human-animal sexual intercourse: Animal attraction: bordellos in Norway promote human-animal intercourse -in Casper, Wyoming a passerby called authorities to report a man dangling from a 150 foot tall utility tower. Local Fire-EMS crews responded immediately to rescue the victim, which turned out to be a training dummy: Wyoming city fire dept and rescue crews dispatched to rescue dummy ( lol ) -on a busy thoroughfare connecting Budapest, Hungary to Vienna, Austria a truck carrying 5000 rabbits crashed and overturned, loosing the animals all over the road and the adjacent countryside: In the hare and now: truck loaded with lepuses overturns, closing busy Hungarian freeway for hours -in Dublin, Ireland a man managed to get himself certified as dead, and subsequently moved to the morgue, despite the fact he was still alive: Irish man certified as dead is later discovered alive by morgue workers -a four week old infant named "Lucio" was mailed a draft notice by the German Army: Achtung baby: German Army attempts to draft four week old baby |
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| KaijuFanatic | May 21 2007, 11:41 AM Post #23 |
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:<!--emo&lol:--> <!--endemo--> I knew people were willing to sell most anything on eBay, that cracked me up. |
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| packmule | May 22 2007, 05:37 AM Post #24 |
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-37 year old Michael Lusher of Huntington, WV is, based on this article, no doubt a sound sleeper: Man sleeps through gunshot to the head -in Luzerne, NY a man managed to shoot himself with only a screwdriver and a hammer: Hammer time: man manages to shoot self without gun -in Albuquerque, NM a juvenile black bear strolled into a medical clinic, and received a vaccination, of sorts: Grin and bear it: adolescent bear saunters into New Mexico medical clinic -in New Oxford, PA residents of a convalescent facility received some unexpected visitors: Pair of deer take brief tour of Pennsylvania retirement home ( lol ) -in Ligonier, Indiana about 3000 honey bees temporarily stopped a charity fundraising event: Swarmed over: bees disrupt Indiana fundraiser -one can forgive Langley, WA resident Alden Couch if he celebrates getting his driver's license a little more than the average person. The reason: he's 101 years old: Centenarian passes his state driving test |
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| KaijuFanatic | May 24 2007, 12:53 PM Post #25 |
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I love reading these. Mr Green -- thumbs up |
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| packmule | May 24 2007, 04:52 PM Post #26 |
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Read on: ( :) ) -for residents of Naples, Italy taking out the trash is rapidly becoming...well, a real stinker: Getting trashed: Naples, Italy has mounting garbage woes -in a dated incident, in July of 2006 a New York man ended up acting out a bizarre vendetta against one of his avian pets: Birds of a feather: NY man accused of biting rooster's head off -in Janesville, WI a woman trying to render aid to a sickly squirrel was bitten and scratched by the animal: As the squirrel turns -a Bridgeport, CT man's life has, temporarily, gone in the crapper, so to speak, after he was sentenced to five years in prison for blowing up portable toilets: No potty favors: Connecticut man gets five years for blowing up toilets -a large orangutan escaped it's enclosure at a Taiwanese zoo, sending zoo patrons scurrying for safety, before it was shot and subdued with a tranquilizer dart: Right turn Clyde: large orangutan goes on brief rampage at Taiwanese zoo -in Denver, CO out of control railcars, one filled with Coors beer, crashed into a parked locomotive: Denver, CO railway crash leads to lost beer |
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| KaijuFanatic | May 27 2007, 08:58 PM Post #27 |
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Man, when you're so bored with life that you have to blow up toilets for entertainment, that's sad! eh? |
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| packmule | May 28 2007, 12:33 AM Post #28 |
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More assininity: -in Schwerin, Germany a 31 year old wheelchair-bound man was stopped and detained by police for using a road as a means of transit while inebriated: Road to nowhere: drunk German man in wheelchair manages to get arrested for DUI -in Ocala, FL a 61 year old man has been arrested and charged with 55 counts of animal cruelty after local police found over 300 cats, many of them dead, inside the man's home. Cat feces inside the house was, in some places, 2-3 inches deep: Cats definitely not in the cradle: Ocala, FL man arrested after 300 felines, dead and alive, discovered in home -a 60 year old Vietnamese-American man, shot in the heart during Vietnam, has the bullet removed, nearly forty years later: Hard hearted: 60 year old carries bullet in heart for 40 years -in Atlanta, GA a convicted bigamist has been arrested again, this time after allegedly proposing to four more women: Convicted bigamist arrested for allegedly propositioning four more women ( lol ) |
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| KaijuFanatic | May 28 2007, 11:41 AM Post #29 |
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I've seen stories similar to this on TV's, Animal Planet and I always feel so bad for the animals. I can't imagine that many animals living in one home and ever being properly cared for and can you imagine the stench? cheeky sick smiley |
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| packmule | May 28 2007, 01:58 PM Post #30 |
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-in the country of Albania a donkey was placed in a recently captured(and injured) wolf's cage, as part of the recovering wolf's feeding program. The problem: the wolf seems more interested in making friends with the animal, rather than preying on it: Beef- it's what's not for dinner: wolf and donkey become pals -in Australia a man was saved by his dog from certain death, the animal leading firefighters to it's owner who was still inside his burning house. For the owner of this clever dog that's the good news. The bad news: the dog's actions also led the firefighters to a hydroponic cannabis crop being grown inside the house: From canine to cannabis: Australian man's dog saves his life, then leads authorities to reefer stash -an Israeli man, wearing only his underwear, wrestled and subdued a leopard, and without injuring the animal, after the big cat leaped through an open bedroom window of his home and proceeded to join members of his family in their bed: Underwear clad man subdues leopard with bare hands ( lol ) -a Hawaii real estate developer, Norm Nichols, is planning to sell parcels of land for just $39.95 each on his website, despite the fact these parcels are currently located 3000 feet below sea level, along the ridge of an undersea volcano. According to Mr. Nichols' own estimates these parcels won't be above sea level until the volcano erupts again, which should happen in about ten thousand years: Website plans to sell nonexistent real estate ... lol -in Ontario(Canada) local police are currently on the lookout for a man who has approached several women, asking them to kick him in the groin: Just for kicks: Ontario police hunt for man asking women to kick him south of the border -in a dated article it was reported in The People's Daily, a Chinese newspaper, that a pair of chickens, owned by a local merchant, have become quite proficient at soccer: Cry fowl: pair of Chinese chickens play soccer Image-Fowl ball: two chickens, owned by a Chinese merchant, appear to be enjoying a game of soccer. 
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