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The Official NWV Thread; News of the weird and absurd
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Further re-enforcing my opinion that California is freaking insane. eek!
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In Sioux Falls, South Dakota a man has been sentenced to a fine, probation and restitution after pleading guilty to a charge of mailing injurious articles: the 45 year old man, Jeffrey Dezeeuw, mailed his cash payment for a traffic citation to Minnehaha County, the funds accompanied by the original citation...which was smeared in animal feces. A county clerk reported the excrement smeared citation to authorities: A dung deal: man fined and put on probation for mailing feces smeared citation along with payment

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In Northport, Alabama a 24 year old man who sleeps with his gun managed to shoot himself in the shoulder with the weapon, a .40 caliber pistol: Pillow Talk: AL man manages to shoot self with gun while in the rack
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Two part time workers at Yellowstone National Park, located in Cheyenne, Wyoming, have been fired after a live web cam caught the pair urinating into "Old Faithful", an underground hot spring which regularly erupts huge geysers of steam. "Old Faithful" was not active during this incident: Getting steamed: pair of PT Yellowstone workers fired after urinating into "Old Faithful"

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In Wellington, New Zealand Sarah Quinlan, finished with her online bidding at the "TradeMe" website for some toys for her daughter, decided to take a nap. When she awoke and returned to her computer she discovered, through a pair of emails, that her three year old daughter had managed, via a few clicks of the mouse, to successfully bid on a $12,600 earth moving digger. The mother immediately phoned the website's webmaster and explained what happened. The tractor was re-listed for sale: Auction speaks louder than words: toddler manages to place winning online bid for earth mover machine

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In Lakemoor, Illinois Tina Asmus' use of two toilets and a pedestal sink as gardening planters has raised the ire of her neighbors. The police have issued Asmus a warning that if these items are not removed from her yard she will face fines: Bowled over: Illinois woman's use of toilets in garden not popular with neighbors

In Boulder, Colorado Robert And Catherine Pierce like to garden wearing only tiny thongs, much to the chagrin of their neighbors, who have complained to police. Authorities have stated that as long as the married couple's genitals are covered they're not breaking the law. Despite the police position on this matter, the Pierces' landlord, the Boulder Housing Partners, has warned the couple they face eviction if they don't cover up, an action the Pierces claim is discrimination: Skin deep: Colorado gardeners threatened with eviction for gardening in thongs
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In Talleyville, Delaware a man, apparently unwilling to wait until the fourth of July, walked into an Arbys restaurant bathroom and set off fireworks. Employees in the restaurant, as well as two patrons, heard a loud noise from the bathroom shortly after the man departed the store. No one was injured though one toilet incurred damage from the incident. Authorities are looking for the man, who was last seen driving away in a brown pickup truck: Bathroom break: Delaware man sets off fireworks in Arbys restroom

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A South Carolina man has given the term "horsing around" new meaning after he was arrested by police...for having sex with a horse: http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/police-sc-man-charged-with-having-sex-with-horse-103441.html?cxntlid=homepage_tab_newstab

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In Mount Vernon, Washington sixty one year old Larry Tenbrink has been plagued by an opossum that has been killing and making off with Tenbrink's chickens. Tenbrink responded to the opossum's latest raid by grabbing his .22 caliber pistol and heading outside to shoot the animal. The problem: he pulled the weapon's trigger prematurely, shooting himself in the lower right thigh. Tenbrink was treated and released at a local hospital. The opossum managed to get away. Tenbrink told the media he plans to use a trap, and not his gun, to capture the pesky opossum eating his chickens: Trigger happy: Washington man shoots self in leg attempting to kill opossum

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In Uniontown, Pennsylvania 54 year old William Maser, who recreates old firearms as a hobby, will likely not be firing any more of them from his yard anytime soon. A replica of a cannon that Maser lit off fired a two pound cannonball that ricocheted off a neighbor's house and smashed through a window and wall of another home, the object coming to rest in a closet. Police arrested Maser on a charge of reckless endangerment: Shot not heard round the world: Pennsylvania man inadvertently fires cannonball through wall of neighbor's house

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A Kentucky Fried Chicken(KFC) store in Vicksburg, Mississippi has an unusual visitor nearly every day, and for the last several years in fact: a chicken, which has loitered around the KFC store and an adjacent bank. Many of the KFC employees feed the animal bread(biscuits) and morsels which probably explains why the animal has remained in the woods beside the KFC for so long. Here's a video of this story: http://www.cbsatlanta.com/video/20963725/index.html

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Two Tennessee men recently arrested by police have given new meaning to the phrase "horsing around". The reason? Both were arrested on bestiality charges for having sex with several horses, the animals owned by one of the men: http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/dpgo_3_Charged_Having_Sex_With_Horse_fc_20091022_4173124

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Shoppers at an Ikea store in Glasgow, Scotland are claiming that an image of Jesus Christ can be seen in the wood part of the men's restroom door. To read more about this and see the purported image of "Jesus" click the link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/6373674/Jesuss-face-spotted-on-the-toilet-door-in-Ikea-Glasgow.html

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In a dated story from July of 2009, a family in Bryan, Texas claims to have seen the image of the Virgin Mary in bird excrement that landed on the windshield of the family's vehicle: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/dpgo_Video_Virgin_Mary_Image_Bird_Dropping_fc_20090717_2680823

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Been a while since I updated this thread. Without further ado:

-customs officials are used to seeing people attempt to smuggle illegal narcotics into the United States. The ways in which people try to sneak in the drugs vary, to say the least and are often unusual. Example: Guatemalan Wagner Aragon, 32 was recently detained at Dulles International Airport after customs officials discovered $4000 worth of cocaine hidden in a fully cooked chicken that had been packed in his bag. Aragon is in jail awaiting formal charges by the authorities: Abreast of the situation: customs officials nab man trying to smuggle cocaine in cooked chicken

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-in a dated story from the summer of 2009, Jonah Falcon, a New Yorker and currently recognized as possessing the world's largest penis, was passed over for the lead role on the HBO made for TV series "Hung", a series which chronicles a teacher who becomes a male prostitute: Left hanging: man with world's biggest penis snubbed for TV role

-in Cape Peninsula, South Africa a recent spate of home burglaries and vandalism is being blamed on roving packs of baboons. Authorities say the animals break into homes, ransack their interiors and routinely defecate inside the houses before leaving: Monkeying around: coastal baboons blamed for residential burglaries & vandalism in South Africa
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In Rogersville, TN homeowner Jerry Lynn Davis has found that there are certain things homeowner insurance doesn't cover, specifically his $100 claim for damages by a neighbor's cows. Davis told local deputies that his neighbors' cows had licked his house and in doing so cracked a window and damaged a gutter. Police, and for that matter no one else, have been able to determine why the cows lick Davis' house. The neighbor who owns the animals has told deputies he'll "take care of the problem": Cattle not in the market place: Tennessee man claims cows licking his house cause damage

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In Port St. Lucie, FL a 25 year old man, Daniel Boss, is in jail charged with simple battery after allegedly rubbing a hamburger in his wife's face during an argument with her. Boss' wife, after the argument, went to a police station and filed charges: Where's the beef? Florida man jailed for rubbing hamburger in wife's face

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Nelly's home has been robbed!!! Go here: http://www.kspr.com/news/local/79064287.html

(This news source is out of my local abc station, KSPR in Springfield, Mo, not St. Louis, Mo.)
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In Phoenix, AZ a 61 year old man, James Gruver, encountered an ornery bobcat under his trailer. The animal attacked and knocked Gruver to the ground. Gruver told reporters later he survived by clamping his hands around the animals' throat until it was dead. The animal later tested positive for rabies. Gruver has received several rabies shots because of deep scratches on his arms and thigh from the animal's attack: Phoenix, AZ man strangles rabid bobcat with his bare hands

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In Benxi, a province in northern China, a man entered a crowded restaurant and threatened to blow the establishment up with explosives strapped to himself unless the contents of the restaurant's till(safe) were handed over to him. Police entered into a nearly hour long stand off with the man, the tense standoff unexpectedly ending after bomb squad personnel who arrived on the scene quickly determined that the explosives attached to the man were actually sausages and other pork products. Needless to say the man was arrested and taken into custody: Missing links: Chinese man uses sausages in attempt to rob restaurant

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In Kerrville, TExas a 53 year old woman is facing charges of 911 abuse after poilce claim she's called "911", an emergency services extension, more than thirty times in the last six months for non-emergencies. A police officer who responded to the woman's most recent 911 call said the woman told him she called because her husband refused to his eat his dinner:
To bed with no supper: TX woman calls 911 because husband refuses to eat dinner

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In Canton, Ohio twenty one year old Robert Jenkins is in jail, charged with disorderly conduct after he allegedly walked up to a meat counter inside a Wal Mart store, unzipped his trousers and proceeded to urinate on some uncooked steaks that were on display. A store official reported that about $600 worth of steaks were ruined by the actions of Mr. Jenkins: Steak out: Ohio man arrested for urinating on steaks in Wal Mart store

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In South Brunswick, NJ a man, apparently unwilling to wait for his filet o'fish sandwich order at a McDonalds drive thru, climbed out the back window of a car and entered the pick up window. According to the McDonalds manager the man slapped the pick up window employee in the face, grabbed his sandwich and walked out of the store. The video tape recording of the incident has been turned over to authorities: Fish out of water: NJ man climbs out car window into McDonalds pick up window for sandwich

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In Jakarta(Indonesia) a man and woman have given new meaning to the phrase "monkeying around" after they were arrested by authorities for selling meatballs made from the innards of a protected species of tree monkey to the public: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100428/od_nm/us_monkey_meatballs

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In New Port Richey, Florida a thirty two year old man was arrested and charged with making false emergency calls on the 911 system. And the reason for his calls? His mother had confiscated his beer: I'll drink to that: man calls 911 after mother takes his beer

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Joey Chesnutt has retained his world hot dog eating championship, downing 54 hot dogs(w/buns) at the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship held in Coney Island, NY. Chestnutt wins the contest for the fourth time in a row. Takeru Kobayashi, a previous winner of this contest and a long time professional eating rival to Joey Chestnutt, didn't participate in this years' event but did manage to make headlines after attempting to get up on stage with Chestnutt for the awards ceremony after the contest. Kobayashi was arrested by police and charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_hot_dog_contest

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In Aventura, Florida 64 year old Armand Pacher has been arrested by police and charged with animal cruelty for allegedly having sex with his dog, a great dane named "Christie Brinkley". The attorney for Pacher says it's all a big misunderstanding. There was no word on whether Pacher used a condom: Dogging it: Florida man arrested and charged by cops after allegedly having sex with own dog

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In Mascotte, FLA a young boy is being credited by police with helping his pregnant mother fight off a sexual assault from a burglar. According to the police report, the 55 year old man entered a home, straddled the pregnant woman and began ripping off her shirt. Her young son, hearing the commotion, picked up a broom and began swatting the intruder with it. The 55 year old man fled and was later captured by police. He faces multiple charges. The identities and ages of the woman and her young son have not been revealed as of yet: Clean sweep: young boy helps mom fight off intruder with broom

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In Navarre, Spain an 1100 lb bull managed to leap over a fence inside the Tafalla arena during a bullfighting exhibition. The huge animal managed to trample dozens of spectators, including a ten year old boy and an adult male who suffered serious gore wounds to his back. The bull was eventually brought under control by experienced bull handlers who went into the stands after the animal. Authorities reported that those injured and subsequently hospitalized are all in stable condition: Bull run: spectators injured by rampaging angus in Spain

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In Cape Town, South Africa nuisance baboons, many intoxicated after consuming fermented grapes from nearby vineyards, have caused significant damage to many of the city's suburbs. The baboons' forays include frequent and destructive home invasions in which the animals enter residences, damage the interiors and even go after household pets including a great dane that was killed by a pack of baboons a week ago: The apes of wrath: drunk baboons plague Cape Town, S. Africa

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In Cape Town, South Africa nuisance baboons, many intoxicated after consuming fermented grapes from nearby vineyards, have caused significant damage to many of the city's suburbs. The baboons' forays include frequent and destructive home invasions in which the animals enter residences, damage the interiors and even go after household pets including a great dane that was killed by a pack of baboons a week ago: The apes of wrath: drunk baboons plague Cape Town, S. Africa

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So called images of infamous religious icons happen all the time and seem to occur everywhere. One example of this is what some people in Hathaway, Louisiana are calling a visual of Jesus Christ in a group of ivy vines that have grown up a roadside power utility pole. See for yourself by watching the video: http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/believers-see-jesus-on-power-pole/6mra6vc?rs=jesus&from=en-us_msnhp&gt1=42007

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In Moab, Utah a group of people, employing a homemade air cannon, claim to have successfully propelled a 9.5 lb pumpkin over a mile in the air, the gourd fired out of the group's cannon, a device which is 90 feet long and with a 10 inch bore: Have gourd will travel: Utah group shoots pumpkin over a mile by cannon shot

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In Australia an atheist lawyer named Alex Stewart recently raised eyebrows when, tearing pages out of both a Koran and bible, rolled up the pages and smoked them. Stewart also recorded his antics and posted them on YouTube, entitling the video "Which burns best?"

YouTube, not surprisingly, immediately removed the video. Stewart's employer has placed him on leave: Up in smoke: atheist lawyer smokes pages from a Koran and bible

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