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MONSTERLAND FORUMS was created on January 29, 2006 for the purpose of giving fans of giant monster films and other sci-fi/horror movies a friendly online meeting place to discuss all of their favorite films and other things of interest like video gaming and sports.

MONSTERLAND FORUMS has 180,000 posts. This online community, while over twelve years old, is currently no longer as active as the early years(between 2007-2009). Still, we have a half dozen members who continue to participate here.

For those who enjoy giant monster movies be sure to check out THE MEG, opening in theaters on August 10th, 2018. This film, based on the 1997 book "Meg", written by Steve Alten, features an enormous, 75 foot long Megalodon shark! Other giant monster movies that we fans can look forward to: GODZILLA KING OF THE MONSTERS(in 2019) and GODZILLA VS KONG in 2020! PACIFIC RIM-UPRISING(2018), the sequel to 2013's "Pacific Rim", is about to release to Ultra 4k and Blu Ray. In these movies, 250 foot tall robots defend Earth from an assault of other worldly giant monsters(kaiju).


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"The Blues are probably gearing up for an enormous attack right now, at any moment, they're gonna come over that hill, charging, guns blazing, and yelling... F**K!"

*Shows Blue teams appearing over the hill*

"F**K!" - Gustavo Sorola/Simmons and Burnie Burns/Church from Red vs Blue: Season Five Outtakes - Line Readings.
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"The Humans shall die as they have lived! IN A SEA OF THEIR OWN BLOOD!"

-The Silurians.
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

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"Wow... There hasn't been a single post in the anime section ever since I made the AMV Hell thread back in January...." - me.
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This one made my day:

"Whoah! NeoWrath, that is the most badass sig I have ever seen! What is that?"

"abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz shokked "

-- Jack da King.

Edited by NWV, Jun 14 2010, 08:10 PM.
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"Hilary Clinton has been cheated on more times than a blind woman playing Scrabble with gypsies".

-Dennis Miller.
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^That's a good one!

"The only thing worse than a fly in your house is realizing you killed it twenty minutes ago." - me.
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^That's a good one!

"The only thing worse than a fly in your house is realizing you killed it twenty minutes ago." - me.
"Get those buggies, Aspen!"

-Me to my dog, Aspen, our local living flyswatter.
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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"The walls of Tartarus would not hold Atlas, and they would not hold ME, either!" -Kratos, God of War: Chains of Olympus.

Edited by NWV, Jun 26 2010, 11:54 AM.
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"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-A character in Troll 2, often accepted as the worst movie line ever.

Honorable mention:

"Mother!? You're alive!"
"Too bad YOU...Will die!"

-Mortal Kombat
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp_IFSBIak4&feature=related

-My reaction to the Twilight movie series. (P.S. You may want to turn your speakers down)
Edited by Jack da King, Jul 1 2010, 05:45 PM.
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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"You can't kill me, because of some misguided sense of self-righteousness, and I can't kill you, because you're just too much fun to let go. I think that you and I are destined to do this forever."

-The Joker summing up his relationship with Batman, The Dark Knight
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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[Voice Echoing] "Welcome to my domain, behold the shape of things to come. The time has come for the forces to hell to escape their prison, and drive mankind... into darkness. Your darkest fears will soon be realized as your soul burns in HELL!" - Dr. Malcolm Betruger from Doom 3.
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And now, a special 4th of July quote:

"There's nothing more American than hot chicks in bikinis".

-Me.
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"You have disrespected the Gods for the last time, Kratos!" - Poseidon, Sea God of the Olympians.
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"You are one ugly motherf*cker"-

Major Dutch to the Predator, Predator.
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"What did I do to deserve this? Is it... was I Hitler in a past life? Is that what this is about?"

"You know, by just about any standard, I'm pretty sure this is the worst thing that has ever happened."

"Instead of "Autherized Personnel Only", they should really put a sign up here that says, "There are aliens in here that will eat your face. Keep out"".

- Cpl. Adrian Shepard.
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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"You... are... one..... uuuuglllllly motha - !" Danny Glover, preparing to finish the wounded Predator...

"MOTHA FOKA!" the wounded Predator, interupting Danny Glover.

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"Your move, pussy face!"

"Shit... happens."

Danny Glover and the Predator, both struggling not to plummet to the street below.
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"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire ONCE! That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it... and it's worked out pretty well so far."

-Anthony Stark/Iron Man, Iron Man (2008).
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Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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"He told me enough... He told me you killed him!"

"No, I am your father."

- Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back
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-John H. Merritt, to his son(that would be me) circa 1978 or 1979
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"(Sneaks up on Black Ops Sniper and brandishes his Pipe Wrench) Excuse me, does this wrench look like it needs to be sharpened? (WHACK) Trick question: you can't sharpen a wrench, and that's stupid."

-Cpl. Adrian Shephard.
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‎"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
— Abraham Lincoln
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Twenty years ago my parents were taken away from me right before my eyes, that was the day I realized the world just stands around and watches as humanity eats away at itself... that was when I made my choice... BECAUSE I KNEW, THAT IF I WASN'T GONNA STAND UP FOR THIS CITY THEN NO ONE WOULD! Which is... sorta why the crime rates so high, because that's not what I do at all... I break into peoples houses at night AND I SMELL THEIR DICKS! - Sanity Not Included: Episode Two.
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"At the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of these United States, I, Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, and now for the last 9 years and 10 months past of S. F., Cal., declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these U. S.; and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different States of the Union to assemble in Musical Hall, of this city, on the 1st day of Feb. next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing laws of the Union as may ameliorate the evils under which the country is laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integrity."

NORTON I, Emperor of the United States (Genuine historical figure).

"I do not understand... he should belong to me, but he doesn't [...] His madness keeps him sane."
Delirium, of the Endless, reflecting on the delusions of Joshua Norton I (from Neil Gaiman's The Sandman - Three Septembers and a January)
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-The count himself, Dracula (1992)
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"No matter how bad the dreams get it's always worse when I wake up."

Lt Ellen Ripley; Alien Resurrection
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"No matter how bad the dreams get it's always worse when I wake up."

Lt Ellen Ripley; Alien Resurrection
one of the film's redeeming moments. winky

"We have all become God's madmen. All of us." Anthony Hopkins as Abraham van Helsing, Dracula (1992)
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(A brief conversation between Cpl. Shephard and a dying marine after Shepherd has been spending hours trying to escape a facility crawling with aliens.)

Marine: "Shepherd! You've... you've got ot get out... creatures... everywhere... (dies)"

Shepherd: "So, your entire dying advice was, 'aliens are invading, and I should leave'? Thanks for the update, DUMBASS!"
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