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"Science cannot move forward without heaps of dead monkeys!"

-Proffesor Hubert Farnsworth.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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" When single shines the triple sun,
What was sundered and undone
Shall be whole, the two made one,
By Gelfling hand, or else by none. "

-Gelfling Prophecy, The Dark Crystal
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Best riddle I've ever heard:

"When I was going to St. Ive's,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack held seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives.
How many were going to St. Ive's?"

Now who can answer correctly? shifty eyes2
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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"It is scientific fact that you can go f*ck yourself"

-My new favorite insult.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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In my recent bought of boredom/depression I've been watching the American office which has a treasure trove of funny quotes from the clueless Michal Scott (Steve Carrell)

My favorite:

"You expect to get screwed by your company but you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend"
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"If leadership is easy, then you're doing it wrong."

-Anonymous.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Mar 14 2011, 10:30 PM
Best riddle I've ever heard:

"When I was going to St. Ive's,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack held seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives.
How many were going to St. Ive's?"

Now who can answer correctly? shifty eyes2
Just you.
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gvamp
Mar 30 2011, 03:55 AM
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Mar 14 2011, 10:30 PM
Best riddle I've ever heard:

"When I was going to St. Ive's,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack held seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives.
How many were going to St. Ive's?"

Now who can answer correctly? shifty eyes2
Just you.
heyo

Forgive me, I'm bad with social interaction: was this meant to be a rude comment based on our recent dispute, or an admission that you couldn't figure it out?
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Jack da King
Mar 30 2011, 04:41 AM
gvamp
Mar 30 2011, 03:55 AM
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Mar 14 2011, 10:30 PM
Best riddle I've ever heard:

"When I was going to St. Ive's,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack held seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives.
How many were going to St. Ive's?"

Now who can answer correctly? shifty eyes2
Just you.
heyo

Forgive me, I'm bad with social interaction: was this meant to be a rude comment based on our recent dispute, or an admission that you couldn't figure it out?
And now we know why you act like an ass.

You said he can figure out the riddle correctly. I answered correctly.

When I was going to St. Ive's,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack held seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives.
How many were going to St. Ive's

I refers to first person perspective so hence why I said just you, that can be interpreted as one person which would be the correct answer to the riddle.
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gvamp
Mar 30 2011, 07:21 PM
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Mar 30 2011, 04:41 AM
gvamp
Mar 30 2011, 03:55 AM
Jack da King
Mar 14 2011, 10:30 PM
Best riddle I've ever heard:

"When I was going to St. Ive's,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack held seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives.
How many were going to St. Ive's?"

Now who can answer correctly? shifty eyes2
Just you.
heyo

Forgive me, I'm bad with social interaction: was this meant to be a rude comment based on our recent dispute, or an admission that you couldn't figure it out?
And now we know why you act like an ass.

You said he can figure out the riddle correctly. I answered correctly.

When I was going to St. Ive's,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack held seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives.
How many were going to St. Ive's

I refers to first person perspective so hence why I said just you, that can be interpreted as one person which would be the correct answer to the riddle.
rock on
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Jim: What the hell are you talking about?
Sir Humphrey: We did a deal.
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Jim: Who else is in this department?
Sir Humphrey: Well briefly, Sir, I am the Permanent Undersecretary of State known as the Permanent Secretary, Wooley here is your Principle Private Secretary. I too have a Principle Private Secretary, and he is the Principle Private Secretary to the Permanent Secretary. Directly responsible to me are ten Deputy Secretaries, eighty-seven Undersecretaries and two hundred and nineteen assistant secretaries. Directly responsible to the Principle Private Secretaries are Plain Private Secretaries, and the Prime Minister will be appointing two Parliamentary Undersecretaries and you will be appointing your own Parliamentary Private Secretary.
Jim: Can they all type?
Sir Humphrey: None of us can type Minister, Mrs McKay types, she's the secretary.

//The Right Honourable James "Jim" Hacker (Minister for Administrative Affairs) and Sir Humphrey Appleby (Permanent Undersecretary), "Yes Minister"
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Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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