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MONSTERLAND FORUMS was created on January 29, 2006 for the purpose of giving fans of giant monster films and other sci-fi/horror movies a friendly online meeting place to discuss all of their favorite films and other things of interest like video gaming and sports.

MONSTERLAND FORUMS has 180,000 posts. This online community, while over twelve years old, is currently no longer as active as the early years(between 2007-2009). Still, we have a half dozen members who continue to participate here.

For those who enjoy giant monster movies be sure to check out THE MEG, opening in theaters on August 10th, 2018. This film, based on the 1997 book "Meg", written by Steve Alten, features an enormous, 75 foot long Megalodon shark! Other giant monster movies that we fans can look forward to: GODZILLA KING OF THE MONSTERS(in 2019) and GODZILLA VS KONG in 2020! PACIFIC RIM-UPRISING(2018), the sequel to 2013's "Pacific Rim", is about to release to Ultra 4k and Blu Ray. In these movies, 250 foot tall robots defend Earth from an assault of other worldly giant monsters(kaiju).


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"Won't kill the little bastard, just give it a little incentive".-Brett, Alien.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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"Life's all about perspective. If I get a hangnail, it's tragedy. If you fall into an open manhole and die, it's comedy. (Sigh).... no one gets me."

/Joker
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"This town needs an enema!"

-The Joker, from Batman(1989)
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"Don't touch that. Your primitive mind can't understand alloys, and hydraulics.... and... things with.. molecular structures... and.... uh...."

/Ash, Evil Dead III
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"Godzilla can take care of the monsters. Me, I wanna kick that Xalien's kids ass."

-Captain Douglas Gordon, from Godzilla Final Wars(2004)

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"FIRE! FIRE! Heh heh heh!"

/Unnamed soldier, Final Fantasy VI
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"Well, when I see a naked man chasing a woman down an alley with a butcher knife I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross."

-Inspector Harry Callahan to San Francisco's mayor, from Dirty Harry(1971).
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"I haven't heard from you in a long time."
"Considering you're the district attorney, that's a good thing, isn't it?"
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"What a bunch of slack jawed faggots! This stuff'll make you a sexual Tyrannosaurus! Like me!"

-Blaine(played by Jesse "The Body" Ventura") referring to chew tobacco from Predator(1987)
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Und jetzt, ROLLI UND RITA.
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"I eat Marines for breakfast! And I'm very hungry right now!"

-John Matrix(played by Arnold Schwarzenegger), from Commando(1985).
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"There's a special section in Hell reserved for people like you Charlie"
"That's good, because I'd hate to stand in line!"
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Alien: "I come in peace!"
Jack Caine(played by Dolph Lundgren): "And you go in pieces."

-from I Come In Peace(1990)
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"Oh, Porky... you just ran around in your cage, trying to make everybody happy... and what do you get? You get DEAD."
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Santos: "Jesus Christ I think I just sh*t in my pants!"
Dodge: "Naw, you always smell like that."

-from Ghost Ship(2002)
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"A lot of people call you the Da Vinci of our time. What do you have to say about that?"
"Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."
"What about your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?"
"...That's not bad."

/Reporter and Tony Stark, Iron Man
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Childs: "You've got to sleep sometime, McCready."
McCready: "Yeah? Well I'm a real light sleeper, Childs."

-from The Thing(1982), directed by John Carpenter.

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"I am anyone or anything I CHOOSE to be!"

/Netshape, Green Goblin
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"A man's got to know his limitations."

-Inspector Harry Callahan, from Magnum Force(1973)
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"Why so serious?"

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Ed, this is serious!

-Shaun Livey, Shaun of the Dead
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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"They're coming for you, Barbara!"

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"Son your ego's writing checks your body can't cash."

-CDR Tom "Stinger" Jordan to LT Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, from Top Gun(1986)
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"Danger could be my middle name, but it's John."

/Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill
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LT Mike Horrigan, speaking to a female occupant whose apartment wall has just been demolished by The Predator:

"Don't worry. I'm a cop!"

Female: "I don't think he gives a shit."

-from Predator 2(1990)
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"When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took 40 cakes.

He took forty cakes. That's as many as four tens.

And that's terrible."
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Exchange between me and friend:
Her: Why do you hate kids?
Me: Because they are noisy, stupid and all over the place making everything sticky.
Her: Sounds like good sex.
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"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."

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Voltaire, upon asked to use his final moments to renounce Satan:
"Now now, my good man, this is no time to make enemies."
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"Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me."
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