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Topic Started: Aug 24 2007, 08:37 AM (12,308 Views)
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"Bow Chicka Bow Wow" - Tucker, Red vs. Blue.
Edited by Jack da King, Dec 7 2008, 10:26 PM.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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More Groucho Marx:

- Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
- Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Hello, Cocoanut Arms. Yes, we have a dining room. If it's fish, we have it. If it's meat, we have it. If it's fowl, we've had it too long.
- Baravelli, you've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
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KexMex
Nov 9 2008, 07:07 PM
More Groucho Marx:

- Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age
very funny

My father once told me a joke, based on a real life incident with Groucho Marx:

-when Groucho Marx was host of his own radio show for a time the actor-comedian had a variety of guests on his show, many of them considered bizarre and/or unusual for the time. One of his radio show guests was a married couple who had nineteen children. When asked by Groucho Marx why the couple had so many kids the husband replied gruffly: "Why? Because I love my wife! That's why!"
To this Groucho Marx answered: "I love my cigar too but I still take it out once in a while."
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Guten Heute alle Leute!

/KexMex's father. It is extremely bad German, and translated directly it means "Good today all people". He knows it, and still says this because it sounds way too funny not to.

Ich habe Herzkopfen.

/KexMex's brother, in an instance of similarly horrible German. It was supposed to mean "I have a headache", but what he said was, roughly, "I have heart-head".
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"It's clobberin' time!" - Ben Grimm, aka "The Thing", from the film Fantastic Four
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"Damnant quod non intellegunt."
Translation: "They condemn what they do not understand."
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"Today is a good day to die!" - Sarge, Red vs. Blue.
Edited by Jack da King, Dec 7 2008, 10:27 PM.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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"SMG!" - Paul from A Halo Parody Part 7.
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Nov 10 2008, 07:04 PM
"SMG!" - Paul from A Halo Parody Part 7.
Based on this quote, Matthew:

"What the hell does this mean?"
-Lee "Packmule" Merritt

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"Headshot!"
"PWNed!"
"Owned!"
"Eat it!"
"N00B!"
"Fragged!"
"Teabagged!"
-Gamers across the globe.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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Jack da King
Nov 10 2008, 09:32 PM
"Headshot!"
"PWNed!"
"Owned!"
"Eat it!"
"N00B!"
"Fragged!"
"Teabagged!"
-Gamers across the globe.
"I jacked up Gordon Freeman."

-member packmule across "Monsterland Forums" message board. tongue-1
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"My goal is to some day be quoted by someone."

/Friend of KexMex, whose goal has now been achieved.
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"If one way be better than another, that you may be sure is nature's way."

-Aristotle
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"Honk!" - Crunchbite, Red vs. Blue
Edited by Jack da King, Dec 7 2008, 10:28 PM.
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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[Runs out of Red base]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THE TANNING MACHINE IS BROKEN, NOW HOW AM I GOING TO RID OF THESE BIKINI LINES!?" - George from A Halo Parody Part 3: Stupidity Evolved.
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"The rest is silence."

/Last words of Hamlet
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"I see the Flag...It's so...Flappy... - The Red Zealot, Red vs. Blue
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.

/Percy Bysshe Shelley, poet and husband of Mary Shelley
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Here's one I think KexMex will like:

"The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that man may become robots."

-Erich Fromm
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"Vampires make much better villains than heroes."

/KexMex
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"Who hears music feels his solitude peopled at once."

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"The most incredible occurences have occured, incredibly."

/Narrator, Batman (1966 TV show)
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"Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."

-Russell Baker
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"There is a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I would like to think that I walk that line every day of my life. - Church, Red vs. Blue
Who needs Toho Kingdom anyway? I'm a member at Monsterland Forums! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Blaine's a pain. Blaine the train's a pain. Blaine the pain's a train. The train named Blaine's a pain. The pain named Blane's a train. The train's a pain, and his name is Blaine. The pain's a train, and his name is Blaine. The train's a pain, the pain's a train. Blaine, Blaine. What a pain.
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"If it moves, greet it. If it doesn't move, pick it up. If it's too big, paint it."

/Rules of a military base, unknown source
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"The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water."

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"Non"

/Only on-performance word ever spoken by famous mime Marcel Marceau, spoken rather ironically in the Mel Brooks film "Silent Movie".
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"Alright, whose hand was that? Is Donut in here?" - Grif from Red vs Blue: Reconstruction Chapter 14. big grin
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"Religion is essentially the art and the theory of the remaking of man. Man is not a finished creation."

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"I'll get you, my pretty... and your little dog, too!"

/The Wicked Witch of the West, "Wizard of Oz" (1939)
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