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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Dec 3 2009, 09:58 AM (5,498 Views)
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Here's another one that I borrowed from the MST board.
Okay, here's how it works (and sorry if it's been on here already). I make a wish, and the next poster tries to corrupt it. But if you post, you have to make a wish after your're done corrupting.

EXAMPLE:
ME: I wish it weren't so cold.

NEXT POSTER: Granted, it is now 120 degrees.

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I wish school were over by now.
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School is now out and you're sitting at home, watching Barney because you have nothing else to do.


I wish I won a huge lottery payout.
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You win $100,000,000, but are instantly robbed for over half, and the IRS shows up to claim the other half, plus $30,000 in penalties.

I wish I had a job in my field to go to after graduation.
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You fail to graduate, owe a university thousands in school loans, and work at Burger King.

I wish I had the day off of work.
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You get the day off from work but your boss also calls you at home, on your day off, to inform you that a new company policy, and instituted the day before your off day, authorizes your boss to replace you with a specialized robot in the event you take a day off, and that he has replaced you with a machine in fact.


I wish I could go on an all expenses paid deep sea fishing charter for two weeks in the Gulf Of Mexico off Sanibel island, Florida.
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Granted. A low pressure system takes a turn for the worst and you are caught in the middle of a Tropical Storm.
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Re-start: I wish for G4's Olivia Munn to appear gift wrapped under my Christmas tree on Christmas morning. sickko
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Granted, she died from suffocation because of the wrapping.

I wish my Wetland Soils project was done already.
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It is done...but you suddenly have too much time on your hands and die of boredom.


I wish money grew on trees.
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Granted, but it must be fertilized with a compound unknown on this planet to produce.

I wish for all A's on my finals.
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You get all A's and then are subssequently dubbed the king of the geeks on campus and must endure 24/7 teasing, insults and buckets of pig entrails constantly tossed on you by classmates every school day.

I wish I owned a large parcel of land in the Appalachians in North Carolina.
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Granted, on your first visit you hear banjos.........and we never hear from you again.

I wish it were warm enough to wear shorts.
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It becomes warm enough, you put on shorts, venture outside and are promptly stung to death, all over your legs, by a passing and random swarm of Africanized honeybees.

I wish to win a promo in which I receive a free 60" LCD hi def TV.
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Granted, you drop it on the way into your house and then are stuck with a broken TV.

I wish the sun would come out.
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Your wish is granted, but you immediately get sunburn which a day later turns to a cancerous lesion.


I wish to find a bag with $20,000 cash on the side of a road.
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Granted, as you are picking it up, the drug dealer who dropped it finds you and punishes you for trying to take his money.

I wish my headache would go away.
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Your wish is granted but without your headache anymore you begin feeling the pain in your ass, caused by all the people you encounter daily that aggravate the hell out of you.


I wish for a two week vacation in Hawaii.
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Granted, a volcano erupts terrorizing the island while you are there.

I wish Packmule wouldn't talk about my butt. big grin
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Your wish is granted but Packmule, still wanting to talk, instead begins ranting about your multiple personality disorder, which causes you to begin foaming at the mouth while you work yourself into a frenzy.


I wish my headache would go away.
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Granted, now you become violently nauseous and begin vomiting profusely.

I wish my wetland delineation were done and worth an A.
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Your wish is granted but your "A" gives you a false sense of security that you no longer have to study to pass tests and you fail your next test for failing to study for it.

I wish I was twenty years old again.
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Granted, you become so enraged that you can no longer drink legally and no one will buy you drinks.

I wish I had $1,000
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Your wish is granted but because you didn't specify which currency you are granted the funds in Mexican pesos.


I wish I had a full head of hair.
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Granted, hair now starts growing from all places on your head except the top.

I wish I knew what was going to be on my Wetland Soils test tomorrow.
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Your wish is granted and you ace the test: in doing that you spark an investigation into your perfect score which reveals you knew the questions beforehand and you are, as a result, kicked out of school and spit on by your wetland soils instructor as you leave the school building.


I wish for warmer weather.
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Granted, it is now 300 degrees in Atlanta.

I wish my wetland soils test was over, I aced it, there is no suspicion, it's all done legally.
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Your test is now over and, with nothing else better to do at the moment, you cross the street and proceed to watch freshly applied paint on a new office building dry.

I wish I had a bigger Christmas tree.
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Granted, but it's filled with termites and begin to eat your home.

I wish I didn't have gas pains right now.
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Your wish is granted, but your gas pain has been eliminated by use of Pepto Bismol, which you are unfortunately allergic you: you have an allergic reaction and die from cardiac arrest.

Edit: I wish for nothing.
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I wish Packmule would have made a wish when he posted.
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