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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Dec 3 2009, 09:58 AM (5,504 Views)
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Your wish is granted as I have gone back and edited the post you referred to...but after editing the post my hands cramped up and I'm now struggling to open my bottle of prescription meds.

I wish I had better short term memory.
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Granted, unfortunately the only thing you can remember what time the reruns of mash are on.

I wish I didn't have to go to work with a headache.
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Your wish is granted but you must now suffer with your headache at your residence where you promptly, in the agonizing throes of your headache, punch several dozens holes in the walls of your residence.

I wish the U.S. had a President in office who had a clue.
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Granted, he now knows that Colonel Mustard did it in the Parlor with the Candlestick.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
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Your wish is granted but, with no work today, you idle at home today and go insane from boredom.


I wish I had perfect 20/20 vision.
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Granted, now you see the world for the ugly place it is. You decide to end it all.

I wish I could have made it to my family's bbq today.
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Granted but it turns out to be a gangs money (Sounds like Ive heard that before)

I wish My forum had this many members :(
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Your wish is granted but you now you have so many member registrations that it takes you a week at your computer to validate them all.


I wish I didn't have arthritis in my knees.
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Granted, its now in your wrists.

I wish it weren't so cloudy and foggy here.
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Your wish is granted but suddenly it's very sunny, you have no suntan lotion on and as a result you get bad sunburn.


I wish the medical community could find a cure for all types of cancer.
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Granted, but now that all cancer is benign, a new super killer is discovered and almost everyone is infected.

I wish we could at least see the sun for once this month.
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Your wish is granted: while looking at the sun it emits a single, random and gigantic solar flare, immediately blinding you.

I wish I could afford to buy all the Showa Godzilla and Gamera Blu-Ray DVDs.
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Granted, but now blue-ray is obsolete. Everyone is buying Red-Ray.

I wish my house were already clean.
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Your wish is now granted but now that it's clean you begin over obsessively trying to keep it clean and, seeing a speck of dirt on the floor later, begin foaming at the mouth as you enter into an insane rage, subsequently committed by your concerned family to an asylum.
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I wish packmule hadn't forgotten to make a wish again.
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Your wish is granted but in doing that I had to delete your last post: since you were recently diagnosed with Post Traumatic Post Delete Syndrome you see the deleted post and subsequently hole up in an abandoned house in your neighborhood.

I wish as I said earlier that I had better short term memory.
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Wish granted but you have long term memory loss

I wish I didnt have midterm test tommorrow and Friday >_>
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Granted, now you are required to go in and take them on Saturday and Sunday, and now they are 100 questions each, open response.

I wish my legs weren't so sore.
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Your wish is granted but your leg pain, relieved by injections of morphine, leaves you oblivious to the pain in your chest and, ignoring it, you must quickly be hospitalized for angina.

I wish I could stay drunk all the time.
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Granted. You are now constantly in and out of jail for public drunkenness and DUI.

I wish I would sleep well tonight, with no dreams about snakes.
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Your wish is granted but because you don't dream you also fail to achieve REM sleep. Result: you wake up feeling tired and looking haggard.


I wish for a new Godzilla film directed by Shusuke Kaneko.
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Granted but Godzilla actually dies and thus ending the ultimate franchie
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I wish LSV had made a wish in his last post.
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^Your wish is granted but you still can't see it because I deleted it in order to drive you slowly insane.


I wish I didn't have a temper.
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Granted, you are now a tool and everyone walks all over you.

I wish I were off of work already.
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Granted but you work for free for the day and has to work 12 hours

I wish I wasnt sick :(
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Granted, now your dead.

I wish I was drunk already.
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Granted but you go to jail

I wish I could dance like this dancing admin
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Granted. You are labeled a freak by everyone you know and enter a hernit-like state.



I wish I could itch this spot on my back.


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Granted, the spot is now itchy and you can't reach it.

I wish I could just wear my boots to my graduation and wouldn't have to go looking for some dress shoes at 10 pm.
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