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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Dec 3 2009, 09:58 AM (5,503 Views)
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Your wish is granted but, during the ceremony, you're arrested for violating a little known but vigorously enforced dress code ordinance on campus and you are unceremoniously thrown in the makeshift campus detention facility, which is a bamboo hut with a mud floor and no sanitation whatsoever.


I wish for a new Godzilla movie in 2010.
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Granted. The movie is heralded as the "Godzilla's Revenge" of the new Millennium and for good reasons.

I wish I was off of work tomorrow.
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Your wish is granted but without work you idle about your house and literally go insane with boredom.
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I really wish Packmule would remember to make a wish.
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Your wish is granted but again, and because you reminded me of my forgetfulness, I am compelled to place a voodoo curse on you.


I wish I was drunk right now.
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Granted, you are so intoxicated that on your way to the bathroom, you run into a corner of your wall and knock yourself unconscious.

I wish I were off today.
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You wish is granted but now that you're off you can never hope to be on again.


I wish for absolutely nothing at the moment.
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All of your previous wishes come true simultaneously, but because you wished for nothing at that one moment, they are all once again taken away.

I wish I didn't have to go to the bank and the store in the storms tomorrow morning.
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Your wish is granted but someone else goes to the bank instead and, impersonating you and fooling the idiot employees of the bank, successfully cleans out your bank account. They then take your money and blow it all at the store you were originally planning on going to.


Topic: I wish money grew on trees.
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Granted but your tree dies

I wish I had more members on my forum . . . At least we reached 1000+ in about 2 months ^_^
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Granted, you get a bunch of flamers and spammers.

I wish the weather would settle down so I can go to the bank.
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Your wish is granted but on the way to the bank you're abducted by plant like aliens who want to subject you to extensive laboratory study and experimentation involving their bodily excrement and your DNA.


I wish I was dating actress Evangeline Lilly.
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Granted, but then things get so out of hand you have sex with her, who just happens to have some STDs, forever ruining your life.

I wish I could go to Japan...
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Granted, you are stranded in Tokyo Tower because Godzilla comes ashore while you are up there. You get to watch him destroy the city before he incinerates the tower.

I wish I could get off at a reasonable time from work instead of working 15 hours and being back at the butt crack of dawn.
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Your wish is granted but with the additional free time in your schedule you contract and quickly die from "Boredom Syndrome", a recently discovered (is there any other kind? tongue-2 ) medical condition in which the person diagnosed with this disease, after becoming bored, has a sudden and devastating heart attack.

I wish Barack Obama was not the President Of The United States.
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Granted but George Lopez is

I wish that Hillary Clinton was the President Of The United States
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Your wish is granted but she quickly bankrupts the U.S. with her decisions as President and also starts WW3 with China.

I wish I didn't have to work 60 hours a week at my new job.
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Granted but you for 24/7 for the next year topper

I wish pigs can fly groink2!
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Your wish is granted but immediately afterwards a group of them fly over you and drop a large amount of their poop on you.


I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
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Granted but u never wake up O,O

I wish that packmule had more smilies . . . . shifty eyes2
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Granted but now, with so many smilies to choose from, you grow frustrated and never use any of them ever again.


I wish this board was more active.
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Granted but it becomes full of spammers

I wish CSI: NY was on more often
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Granted but then you go blind from watching so many episodes of this show, the TV's glare permanently damaging your eyesight.


I wish I had actress Michelle Borth as a girlfriend. tongue-2
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Granted but Ill have to google that name to see who she is . . . .

I wish that I was dating on of Kardashian sisters Mr. Green
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Your wish is granted but you go bankrupt trying to buy things for her to her happy. tongue-2


I wish money grew on trees.
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Granted, but its Mexican dollars and there is a drought.

I wish we didn't have two trucks and so much dog food in the store room at the store.
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Your wish is granted but the lack of dog food in your place of business results in a rare virus, called lackum of dogfoodum, breaking out among you and the other employees, infecting you all.


I wish I owned a BMW.
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Granted but LSV keys it saying "LSV wuz here" froogy1

I wish for 3 more wishes
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Granted but with those three wishes you waste them all, in a moment of temporary insanity, on three peanuts. tongue-2

I wish I was receiving a back and neck massage right now from actress Evangeline Lilly.
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Granted but it tirns out to be me in a disguise shifty eyes2

I wish that I could write a great novel.
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