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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Dec 3 2009, 09:58 AM (5,502 Views)
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Your wish is granted but your novel still fails to sell any copies and the book's publisher blacklists you...making you unable to find a publisher for your other books.

I wish I had a 42" LCD flat panel TV right now.
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Granted but all it shows is a picture of my ass shifty eyes2 !

I wish I had a new book to read deadzone
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Your wish is granted but you read this book so many times that you go blind from the eye strain.


I wish I could fly.
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granted but is only for a few seconds and you .. well ... die.

I wish for a ticket to the Jeff Dunham show Aug. 20, 2010
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Your wish is granted but then you are thrown out of the concert later by a security guard with a bad attitude.


I wish for a bag of peanuts right now.
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but it turns turns out to be a guys sack of nuts

I put in a videogame
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Aug 11 2010, 07:15 PM
but it turns turns out to be a guys sack of nuts

I put in a videogame
You mean you wish for a video game. tongue-2

Your wish is granted but you become addicted to the game you wish for and end up rotting in your chair as you refuse to get up and do anything other than playing that game.
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I wish I could have granted a wish angree
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Granted, but the wish is self-corrupting.

I wish I could turn into a ..... (drum roll please)..... MOOSE!!!!!
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Your wish is granted but you're immediately nicknamed "Bullwinkle" by the local human populace and your disdain for this nickname eventually drives you insane.

I wish money grew on trees.
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granted, but the money loses value and everything becomes seemingly much more expensive as a result.

I wish for an incorruptable wish...
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Your wish is granted but receiving this wish makes you the target of ridicule from everyone which drives you insane and forces your family and friends to have you committed to an asylum.


I wish I owned a brand new pickup truck.
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Granted but it has no tires, motor and it runs on farts very funny

I wish I wasn't sick sady icon
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Your wish is granted but now that you are no longer sick your parents decide to enroll in you in a school in which you are required to attend classes seven days a week, ten hours a day.


I wish I had a larger TV than a 27" and a 24".
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Granted because I can come over and watch it when ever I wish :)

I wish for a apartment of my own.
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Granted, but your apartment has a horrible black mold problem which makes you sick. It is also infested with rats, snakes and roaches and it still costs $2000 a month.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.
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Your wish is granted: you now have a wish which is a year's supply of free beer but you become addicted to the beer, gain 60 lbs and die from alcohol poisoning.

I wish to win the lottery.
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Granted but the goverment takes 90% of it.

I wish to hang out with George Strait for a day.
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Your wish is granted but George Strait, liking your company, tries to adopt you and change your legal name to "Shawn Strait": when you refuse he kicks you out of his house.


I would like to date hottie brunette actress Michelle Borth.
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Dec 17 2010, 07:48 AM
Your wish is granted but George Strait, liking your company, tries to adopt you and change your legal name to "Shawn Strait": when you refuse he kicks you out of his house.


I would like to date hottie brunette actress Michelle Borth.
"Shawn Strait" . . . That sounds weird topper

Granted but you don't get any further than dinner then shortly after she wants a restraining order and accuses you of abuse. (I have no idea how to corrupt that wish haha)

I wish for new episodes of Texas Walker.
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Your wish is granted but in the series first episode Cordell Walker is abducted by aliens and his character is replaced in the series with a gorilla.


I wish money grew on trees.
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Granted but all the trees get burned down

I wish I could see a concert of all my favorite singers
(Elton John, The Eagles, George Strait, Reba, Queen (with Freddie Mercury)
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Your wish is granted but a guy seven feet tall stands in front of you for the entire duration of the concert preventing you from seeing anything.


I wish I was dating actress Olivia Wilde.
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Granted, but it's strictly online dating and never progresses any further. In the event that it should progress further, you are attacked by an overwhelming, unstoppable wave of jealous, raving trolls and forever-alones the minute you start your first real date.


I wish for the Ocarina of Time!


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Your wish is granted but your time runs out without reason.


I wish I was eating Chinese food for dinner tonight instead of the same old microwaveable "Lean Cuisine" crap I usually eat.
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Feb 17 2011, 07:18 AM
Your wish is granted but your time runs out without reason.


I wish I was eating Chinese food for dinner tonight instead of the same old microwaveable "Lean Cuisine" crap I usually eat.
Granted but the take out place cooked someone you care about

I wish I could find some respect at work boredd .
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Your wish is granted but then all your co-workers start singing karaoke to "Respect" by Aretha Franklin without stopping which drives you insane.


I wish I had more money.

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Granted but the government would be taking 2x as much.

I wish I could travel the world.
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Your wish is granted but while traveling in Thailand you contract malaria and nearly die, forced to cancel the remainder of your world tour.


I wish I was dating a super model.
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Granted but you end up having a bunch of paparazzi following you. Soon after you end up beating a guy, who ends up dying from his injuries; thus, sending you to prison.

I wish I could work for the CIA.
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