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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Dec 3 2009, 09:58 AM (5,501 Views)
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Your wish is granted but you're killed while on a dangerous assignment overseas.


I wish I owned a new pickup truck.
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Granted but it gets recalled.

I wish I rode a steam train.
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Your wish is granted but the train derails into a large lake of sludge.


I wish I found a bag of money on the side of the road.
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You find a bag of money and go buy a bunch of stuff with it. It turns out the money was stolen and you get thrown in jail.

I wish someone would give me a plasma TV.
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Your wish is granted but the TV has a burned out bulb and no remote.


I wish I was twenty years younger.
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Your wish is granted but the TV has a burned out bulb and no remote.


I wish I was twenty years younger.

You invent a time machine and go back in time twenty years. Wish granted! Only when you try to establish yourself you get arrested for identity theft for using your present self's identity.

I wish I had a different supermodel for each night of the week.
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Granted, but one of them poisons you in your sleep.

I wish I could play guitar like a total pro.
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Your wish is granted but soon you develop blisters on your fingers from the guitar playing.

I wish I owned an island.
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Granted, but the island is highly volcanic and frequented by hurricanes and severe thunderstorms.

I wish I worked at Monsterland (the island).
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Your wish is granted but you spend all your time being chased by dinosaurs.


I wish I could meet a leprechaun.
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wish granted but all your gold is stolen by a purple dragon.

I wish i could become Spyro the dragon.
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Your wish is granted but then every knight on Earth swears an oath to hunt you down and kill you.


I wish I owned a 2011 Ford F-250 pickup truck.
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Granted but it only gets 1 mile per gallon

I wish for one $1
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Your wish is granted but it's Monopoly money. tongue-1

I wish I was dating a beautiful Oriental woman right now.
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Wish granted, but she turns out to be psycho and abducts you, forcing you to spend the rest of your life in constant fear that she'll hurt or kill you.

I wish I had my own Luck Dragon.
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Your wish is granted but it grows in size and then unleashes a blast of fire from its mouth, incinerating your house.

I wish I could visit Japan.
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You visit Japan, but (get ready for this...) Godzilla appears and trashes the place, and you don't get to take any pictures. Original, I know... very funny

I wish all the leaves in all of my customer's yards would just magically disappear. I hate leaf work.
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Your wish is granted but the absence of leaves exposes all the sticks and pine cones in these yards...and which your customers demand you immediately pick up and haul off.


I wish I owned a late model pickup truck.
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Wish granted: You're always late when you use it. Mr. Green


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Your wish is granted but it grows in size and then unleashes a blast of fire from its mouth, incinerating your house.
Must be a new subspecies, then. Luck dragons aren't capable of breathing fire, as far as anyone knows. very funny

I wish I had a Net Navi, PET, and a wide variety of awesome battlechips.
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Your wish is granted but, not knowing what the hell these things really are, they dematerialize and vanish immediately after I have granted your wish for you to have them.
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I wish for a goat
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Your wish is granted but the animal, after eating all the weeds around your house, also eats all the shrubs and then manages to get into your house where it goes on a destructive rampage and trashes everything.
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I wish for a pet lion that wont hurt me any way by it's mouth or paws :D
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^Your wish is granted but the lion scares all your neighbors who then file a lawsuit against you demanding millions of dollars in compensation for emotional anguish and suffering.


I wish this message board generated 200 posts per day.
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Granted but they were filled with porn, which you had to delete them.
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heyo

You didn't make a wish in your last post. clowny1

Topic: I wish I could win the lottery.
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Granted but then the government will take all yo shit topper

I wish for more money an hour!
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Your wish is granted but your employer enacts a little known policy enabling them to make an additional deduction from your paychecks...the deducted funds being deposited into a fund called "The Official Pete The Camel Retirement Account". tongue-1

I wish I had a new computer.
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Granted but it is infected with child pornography which sends you to prison ending up you you becoming somebody's bitch Mr. Green


I wish for a pet donkey (that doesn't kick me).
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Your wish is granted but the donkey's nonstop braying drives you insane and you're committed to an insane asylum.

I wish I wasn't sick with a terrible chest cold.
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