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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Dec 3 2009, 09:58 AM (5,500 Views)
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Granted, but then a donkey comes into your apartment and kicks you in the nuts causing tremendous pain.

I wish I could spell better.
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Your wish is granted but, now being the perfect speller, your written reports make all your co-workers look bad and they begin plotting to give you a blanket party.

I wish my job paid better.
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Granted but then they cut your hours down to 3 a day, 3 days a week.

I wish Lee's flu would disappear thumbz up
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Your wish is granted but with me healthy again I flood your email address with spam, driving you insane.


I wish I was eating Chinese food tonight.
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(That does sound good ;-) ) Granted, but it sucks because all the meat is spoiled and the rice/noodles were over cooked causing you to frustrated and punch the wall which gets you evicted. After your evicted you have super sonic diarrhea because of the meat and now you don't have a toilet topper

I wish for 3 more wishes.
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Your wish is granted but, having the three additional wishes, everyone finds out and you're mobbed by these people and subsequently trampled to death.

I wish I was eating Mexican food tonight.
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Granted but you end up with super sonic diarrhea which splaters everywhere in your house causing you to get evicted.

I wish I could meet David Hasselhoff
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Your wish is granted but he starts singing nonstop which drives you insane.

I wish I was caught up on my subscription to "G-Fan" magazine.
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Granted but the entire mag. us in braille including the pictures

I wish for a radio
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Your wish is granted but the radio short circuits and causes an electrical fire inside your house.

I wish I lived in a mansion.
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Granted but you have to share it with a bunch of people that you hate.

I wish for all the Kaju/monster related moviesand seasons
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Your wish is granted but you are driven insane by all the collectors who call you and visit you at work looking to buy your collection.


I wish I owned a house.
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Granted but it is really a cardboard box next to a dumpster

I wish for a pet
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Your wish is granted but but the pet eats you out of house and home.

I wish I was dating actress Olivia Wilde. tongue-2
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Ganted but she is on a no touch guideline. You can look but no touch.

I wish for 3 more wishes :D
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Your wish is granted but, now that you possess three wishes, the entire population of the United States finds out and harasses you daily to give them at least one of your wishes which drives you insane.

I wish I owned several more new pairs of work boots.
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I dont feel like corrupting, so wish granted winky

I wish I didnt have to go to work, tomorrow.
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Your wish is granted but you end up staying at home and dying of boredom.

I wish I was thirty years younger.
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Granted but your your mind is only 30 years younger. So your body wears itself out and you end up in a nursing home as a 20 year old man inside of a 50 year old man's body.

I wish there was some decent shows on television,
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Granted but your your mind is only 30 years younger. So your body wears itself out and you end up in a nursing home as a 20 year old man inside of a 50 year old man's body

Sounds like something out a "Twilight Zone" episode. loco2

Topic: your wish is granted but, because there are now so many great TV shows you quit your job to watch TV all day and night and soon you become a destitute, penniless vagrant.

I wish I had a full head of hair.
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Granted but then it grows like 3" every hours causing you to get hung on things at work and youd have to shave every day.

I wish I had my own apartment.
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Your wish is granted but you soon have neighbors from hell living all around you which drives you to move out and begin living in nearby woods inside a makeshift tent.

I wish I was dating actress Olivia Wilde.
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Granted but then she seduces you one night and her hotness gives you a heart attack which you die of.

I wish I was dating Olivia Munn
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Your wish is granted but one night I come over for a visit while she's at your house and after taking one look at me decides she'd be better off dating an older man and leaves your house with me right behind her. tongue-1

I wish I owned a fishing boat.
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Your wish is granted but one night I come over for a visit while she's at your house and after taking one look at me decides she'd be better off dating an older man and leaves your house with me right behind her. tongue-1
One word from that action: "Asshole!" shifty eyes

Granted but when you get out in the middle of a lake/river the boat sinks. When it sinks you have to swim back for stilling Olivia Munn topper

I wish for a pet Owl sickko thumbz up
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Your wish is granted but the owl leaves droppings all over your house which leads to mold and the county condemning your house as being uninhabitable...which leaves you homeless and living in the woods.

I wish I owned another Blu Ray player right now.
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granted but it acts up like the old VHS player. Your new BluRay player eats up any disc you put into it.

I wish for a simple penny/ topper
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Your wish is granted but the penny mysteriously becomes complicated after you receive it, the complication driving you insane.


I wish I owned a laptop computer.
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Granted but it gets a virus.

I wish for a new wish.
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Your wish for a new wish is granted but, told this new wish is the last one you will ever have, you go insane trying to decide what to wish for and you're committed to a sanitarium for the mentally ill. clowny1

I wish this message board had more posting activity.
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