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Corrupt a Wish
Topic Started: Dec 3 2009, 09:58 AM (5,499 Views)
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granted but it is all child porn, causing you to get in trouble with the feds because of the content.... i think that sounded better in my head lol

I wish for a Hawk Man live action movie.
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Your wish is granted but the HM movie is a box office flop, so much so that DC Comics retires this character from comic books permanently.

I wish I could afford a professional massage three times per week.
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Granted but then you become so selfish that when you think that the professional isn't doing as well of a job as they can you kill them. Thus getting you arrested and sent to prison. When you go to prison you get raped by several guys.

I wish for a pet wolverine (the animal).
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Your wish is granted but actor Hugh Jackman, who plays the comics character "Wolverine" in several movies, and hearing you've adopted a pet wolverine, arrives at your house in a rage, breaks down your front door with a fire axe and threatens to choke the life out of you unless you release the animal back into the wild.

I wish to see a Deadpool vs Wolverine full length and live action film.
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Granted but then Godzilla comes and kills them both

I wish for a date with a hot actress.
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Your wish is granted but the actress drives you insane with her diva behavior and you're committed to an insane asylum.

I wish I was sitting on a Florida seaside town beach right now(Gulf side), drinking beer, getting drunk, thinking about my $50 million in the local bank and with nothing more on my mind than how many single women I'm going to take out the next day on my huge fishing boat for a day of fishing and fooling around.
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All of the single women in Florida decide to board your yacht in the hopes of becoming your next hot flame. Unfortunately your yacht isn't quite big enough to handle the influx of humanity and it capsizes. Hope you like deep sea fishing. tongue-1

The "good news" is that a huge shipwreck museum has been opened nearby and a solid gold memorial plaque has been placed at the site......Wow, it doesn't take too long to go through $50 million....


I wish that I was big enough to stomp a city. tongue-1
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Your wish is granted but a fragment of a building gets stuck in your foot, gets infected and you eventually die from the infection.

I wish I had enough money to buy a new brand new Ford F-150 pickup truck.
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Granted. No corruption.

I wish to complete my DB/Z/GT movie collection.
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Your wish is granted but you go broke finishing your collection.

I wish I was dating acress Sienna Guillory, who plays "Jill Valentine" in the Resident Evil films. sickko
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Granted and then she sleeps with your best friend instead of you.

I wish to hangout with Seven Seagal for a day. (WITHOUT him beating me up)
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Your wish is granted but, teaching you some krav maga, you use it on a would be mugger the next day, kill the mugger and go to jail for murder.


I wish money grew on trees.
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Granted, but then every tree died do to deforestation.

I wish for an un-corruptible wish!
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Your wish is granted but it turns the your wish which becomes uncorruptible is "I wish I was rich" and you end up being crushed to death under a growing pile of paper money inside your house.


I wish I owned a profitable business.
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Granted but then you blow your profits on hookers and booze.

I wish for a penny.
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Your wish is granted but you drop it in a fountain and lose it forever.


I wish for a full time job next year.
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Granted, but it is as a hooker.

I wish for a sandwich.
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Your wish is granted but the bread is contaminated with pesticides and you die of cardiac arrest after eating the sandwich.


I wish I owned a 60" Samsun LED TV.
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Granted. (Nothing Bad happens . . . YET!)

I wish for an un-corrupt-able wish.
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Your wish is granted but you get bored with this wish and die from boredom.


I wish money grew on trees.
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Granted but the trees catch on fire

I wish for a promotion.
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Your wish is granted but your hours go up and your pay doesn't. clowny1


I wish I owned a top of the line Honda commercial, self propelled 21" lawnmower.
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Granted, but then you are not physical able to use it.

I wish for a top of the line tickets to the The Eagles' concert. rock on
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Your wish is granted but the band comes down with the flu and the concert is cancelled.


I wish I owned my own house.
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Granted, but the house gets destroyed from a flood.

I put in a VHS tape.
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I wish that Shawn's last post in this thread wasn't off topic. clowny1 tongue-3
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heyo

Granted, but Ill do it again.

I wish for a VHS player.
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Your wish is granted but it's a used model that doesn't work. clowny1


I wish money grew on trees.
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Granted but then trees must be fertilized with grounded up $100 bills
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^No wish Shawn? heyo3
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