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Conan vs. Connor MacLeod; The Cimmerian vs. The Highlander!
Topic Started: Sep 11 2011, 10:29 PM (1,316 Views)
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- "From the Dawn of Time we came, moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the Time of the Gathering, when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you, until now."

- "Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryus, there was an age undreamed-of. And unto this, Conan, destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow."


I thought it might be interesting to see these two characters duke it out. I'm referring, of course, to the 1982 Conan film with Ahnuld and the original 1986 Highlander movie. Two eighties classics having a duel to the death right smack in the middle of downtown Manhattan. And to provide a bit of context, we'll say Conan, during his adventures of the long-forgotten Hyborian Age, was cursed with a form of immortality very similar to that of the characters of the first Highlander movie. With ages of knowledge and experience now under his belt, his only hope for mortality lies in his participating in The Gathering, where the few Immortals left in the world are all drawn together and fight to the death for the Prize.

I guess the voting here would be pretty one-sided in Conan's favor, but I'm also a fan of the first Highlander movie and can't resist the idea of a duel between the two characters, or even a team up between the two so they can take down the combined strength of The Kurgan and Thulsa Doom. And think of all the women they'd be chasing between action sequences. Yowza!
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Connor MacLeod uses his speed to avoid Conan's attacks...and then manages to cut off Conan's penis with his own sword. Conan bleeds to death.
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Sep 12 2011, 05:24 AM
and then manages to cut off Conan's penis with his own sword.
I never imagined an Immortal could die by losing that head... freak out

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Sep 12 2011, 07:11 AM
I never imagined an Immortal could die by losing that head...

Without his ding a ling I'm thinking Conan wouldn't want to live anymore: he'd obviously no longer be able to have carnal relations with Valeria or any other woman. tongue-2
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Connor never seemed to be "Fast" to me. Though making Conan an immortal the same way the rest of the immortals in the Highlander franchise are immortal, that kind of makes Conan a second Kurgen.
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Connor MacLeod might be able to get Conan drunk on some vintage Scotch whiskey and render Conan incapacitated that way. Just a thought. tongue-2
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Connor MacLeod might be able to get Conan drunk on some vintage Scotch whiskey and render Conan incapacitated that way. Just a thought. tongue-2
They'd have to go camel-punching first. winky
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Then Conan > Connor McClod, er McCleod.
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